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Clips from Please Like Me - French Toast (S01E01)

- It's fine. - But I won't take long, I promise.

"- It's fine. - But I won't take long, I promise."

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Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, Joshua!

"Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, Joshua!"

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Psychiatrist!

"Psychiatrist!"

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Won't be long.

"Won't be long."

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Yeah, of course.

"Yeah, of course."

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- She's asleep. - Asleep?

"- She's asleep. - Asleep?"

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Well, how about some sort of team thing, you know?

"Well, how about some sort of team thing, you know?"

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I got some coat-hangers for you because it looked like you didn't pack any, so...

"I got some coat-hangers for you because it looked like you didn't pack any, so..."

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I think Mum has coat-hangers.

"I think Mum has coat-hangers."

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I made one mistake.

"I made one mistake."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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That's not very encouraging for you, now, is it?

"That's not very encouraging for you, now, is it?"

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I'll be fine.

"I'll be fine."

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Hi.

"Hi."

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Hi.

"Hi."

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- I've been thinking a lot today. - Yes.

"- I've been thinking a lot today. - Yes."

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And I really think I could date a disabled person.

"And I really think I could date a disabled person."

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My uncle's disabled, and he's a dick, so...

"My uncle's disabled, and he's a dick, so..."

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Yep. Ok.

"Yep. Ok."

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I'm just saying, I saw the way Geoffrey looked at you right now, and I reckon...

"I'm just saying, I saw the way Geoffrey looked at you right now, and I reckon..."

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I just really think I'm gonna miss vaginae. They just...

"I just really think I'm gonna miss vaginae. They just..."

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- He said that she... she can't be left alone. - Why?

"- He said that she... she can't be left alone. - Why?"

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How are you getting to dinner tonight?

"How are you getting to dinner tonight?"

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- Oh, ok. That's a shame. - Yeah.

"- Oh, ok. That's a shame. - Yeah."

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Sometimes, I feel like you and Josh disregard my feelings.

"Sometimes, I feel like you and Josh disregard my feelings."

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Do you know where my orange cardigan is? I can't find my orange cardigan.

"Do you know where my orange cardigan is? I can't find my orange cardigan."

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Well, here I am, come to look after your mother.

"Well, here I am, come to look after your mother."

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Hi.

"Hi."

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- Why do you want to know this? - Why?

"- Why do you want to know this? - Why?"

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If you were going to compare them to fruit,

"If you were going to compare them to fruit,"

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It's just that I have been watching this documentary on Klinefelter's disorder.

"It's just that I have been watching this documentary on Klinefelter's disorder."

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Oh, no. No, you haven't.

"Oh, no. No, you haven't."

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Am I really doing this badly at life that you think I have bonus chromosomes?

"Am I really doing this badly at life that you think I have bonus chromosomes?"

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I mean, how many testicles have you seen?

"I mean, how many testicles have you seen?"

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Right! Ok, that's it. I'm out.

"Right! Ok, that's it. I'm out."

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Just a...

"Just a..."

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just...

"just..."

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Actually, I don't think I'm gonna eat.

"Actually, I don't think I'm gonna eat."

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Yeah, I had a really big lunch.

"Yeah, I had a really big lunch."

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Yes. Yes, I am hungry.

"Yes. Yes, I am hungry."

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Ok.

"Ok."

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Well, you never stick up for me in front of your friends.

"Well, you never stick up for me in front of your friends."

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Yeah, no, I said that.

"Yeah, no, I said that."

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You know, I don't think I want to be with someone who makes me feel like that.

"You know, I don't think I want to be with someone who makes me feel like that."

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No, I... I wouldn't.

"No, I... I wouldn't."

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No, he was fine. He... he understood.

"No, he was fine. He... he understood."

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Hey, um, Mum, can I just call you back soon?

"Hey, um, Mum, can I just call you back soon?"

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So I got three waters.

"So I got three waters."

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that you would think I got you one, so I got three.

"that you would think I got you one, so I got three."

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So can I have one?

"So can I have one?"

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Guys!

"Guys!"

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Shit.

"Shit."

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Do you not... like me?

"Do you not... like me?"

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No, I'm... I'm not... no. I'm out.

"No, I'm... I'm not... no. I'm out."

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I'll go.

"I'll go."

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Look, Mae, um...

"Look, Mae, um..."

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I'm gonna have to drop you here for a bit.

"I'm gonna have to drop you here for a bit."

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- What? Oh. Fine. - Yeah.

"- What? Oh. Fine. - Yeah."

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It's just that Rose doesn't know about you yet

"It's just that Rose doesn't know about you yet"

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and I really don't think this is the way for her to find out.

"and I really don't think this is the way for her to find out."

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- Yes, ok, I understand. - I know this is annoying. I'm really sorry.

"- Yes, ok, I understand. - I know this is annoying. I'm really sorry."

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I promise. I just want to make sure you're ok.

"I promise. I just want to make sure you're ok."

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Yes. It's ok.

"Yes. It's ok."

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- I get it. - Ok.

"- I get it. - Ok."

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I don't know know why you aren't hearing me when I say it is ok.

"I don't know know why you aren't hearing me when I say it is ok."

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You keep hearing your own voice going on and on and ignore what I'm saying.

"You keep hearing your own voice going on and on and ignore what I'm saying."

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I just want to make sure that you're ok.

"I just want to make sure that you're ok."

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Come on, Ma. You got to get up.

"Come on, Ma. You got to get up."

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Here we go. Up you get.

"Here we go. Up you get."

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Ok? Let's go.

"Ok? Let's go."

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Carpe diem. Seize the day.

"Carpe diem. Seize the day."

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It's time to get up. Come on!

"It's time to get up. Come on!"

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- We're going to the psychiatrist! - Joshua!

"- We're going to the psychiatrist! - Joshua!"

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- Here we go. Come on. - You don't want to do that. Trust me.

"- Here we go. Come on. - You don't want to do that. Trust me."

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- You're not up to it? Come on, get up! Come on! - Don't! Don't!

"- You're not up to it? Come on, get up! Come on! - Don't! Don't!"

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I made you some, uh,

"I made you some, uh,"

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"Hey, you aren't in hospital anymore!" celebration French toast.

""Hey, you aren't in hospital anymore!" celebration French toast."

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Oh, that's very sweet of you.

"Oh, that's very sweet of you."

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Oh. That's Dad, I think, with some of my stuff.

"Oh. That's Dad, I think, with some of my stuff."

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Do you, um...

"Do you, um..."

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Do you want to see him?

"Do you want to see him?"

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Nope.

"Nope."

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Ok.

"Ok."

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- Hi. - Hi.

"- Hi. - Hi."

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There's more in the car.

"There's more in the car."

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Is, uh... is your mum home?

"Is, uh... is your mum home?"

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Should I say hello?

"Should I say hello?"

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No, she's...

"No, she's..."

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- Yeah. - No, Josh. She shouldn't be asleep.

"- Yeah. - No, Josh. She shouldn't be asleep."

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You need to get her up, doing things.

"You need to get her up, doing things."

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She'll just get more depressed if she's asleep.

"She'll just get more depressed if she's asleep."

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She's fine.

"She's fine."

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What she needs is some kind of hobby, like, you know,

"What she needs is some kind of hobby, like, you know,"

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crochet or something.

"crochet or something."

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- Crochet? - Yeah.

"- Crochet? - Yeah."

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I don't think knitting is gonna make her less depressed.

"I don't think knitting is gonna make her less depressed."

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I know. But she needs to get out of the house. She needs to exercise.

"I know. But she needs to get out of the house. She needs to exercise."

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What if she picked up the local paper round?

"What if she picked up the local paper round?"

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- What the hell are you talking about? - Well, the local paper route.

"- What the hell are you talking about? - Well, the local paper route."

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Deliver the paper. I think it's a good idea.

"Deliver the paper. I think it's a good idea."

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Then she'd be committed to getting up every day and going for a walk.

"Then she'd be committed to getting up every day and going for a walk."

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- That is a stupid idea. - She'd make money. What do you mean?

"- That is a stupid idea. - She'd make money. What do you mean?"

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Dad, she's mentally ill. She's not saving up for a Game Boy.

"Dad, she's mentally ill. She's not saving up for a Game Boy."

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Like, where she can make friends and meet people and...

"Like, where she can make friends and meet people and..."

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You know, like indoor cricket or something.

"You know, like indoor cricket or something."

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Have you ever actually met Mum?

"Have you ever actually met Mum?"

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- She doesn't play indoor cricket. - Oh, it was just an idea, Josh.

"- She doesn't play indoor cricket. - Oh, it was just an idea, Josh."

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- There actually wasn't much stuff. - Yeah.

"- There actually wasn't much stuff. - Yeah."

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I told you you didn't need to go and pick it up.

"I told you you didn't need to go and pick it up."

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Alright, let's get this stuff to your room and wake up your mother.

"Alright, let's get this stuff to your room and wake up your mother."

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Oh, no. Uh... I lied to you.

"Oh, no. Uh... I lied to you."

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She's... she's awake.

"She's... she's awake."

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But she just said she was too tired to want to see you.

"But she just said she was too tired to want to see you."

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- Thanks for picking up my stuff. - Ok.

"- Thanks for picking up my stuff. - Ok."

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Come on, John.

"Come on, John."

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- You ok? - I'm fine.

"- You ok? - I'm fine."

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I hate coming here. It's so humiliating.

"I hate coming here. It's so humiliating."

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What if someone sees me

"What if someone sees me"

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And... if they do see you, they're probably mental too, so that's nice.

"And... if they do see you, they're probably mental too, so that's nice."

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- You can... you can bond. - Josh, I just don't need to be here.

"- You can... you can bond. - Josh, I just don't need to be here."

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