Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Community (2009) - Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing (S06E06)

"it would be because we're so tolerant."
Community (2009)
"And always work. But, that's for us to deal with."
Community (2009)
"Because, if you are that gayness could be a rocket,"
Community (2009)
"thrusting you to new gay heights."
Community (2009)
"And if you're not. Well, there's a lot of gay guys out there."
Community (2009)
"I feel that's the selling point of the lifestyle."
Community (2009)
"You know, I, I, I never thought about it that way."
Community (2009)
"Well, I have. Cutting women out of sex, it's genius."
Community (2009)
"Gay dean. Gay dean. Gay dean. Gay dean."
Community (2009)
"I'm begging you to be a gay dean of the school board."
Community (2009)
"Wh, wh, what's going on?"
Community (2009)
"There's a birds nest in there, with babies in it."
Community (2009)
"The mother must have built it there because of the heat."
Community (2009)
"Same reason my mom took my half brother to Arizona."
Community (2009)
"That's probably why the Wi-Fi's down, we'll have to move it."
Community (2009)
"If you move them the mother won't come back."
Community (2009)
"Those birds aren't the new IT lady, I am. I'll move it carefully."
Community (2009)
"The mother won't come back."
Community (2009)
"The same as lizards and plants and they all just use it to murder, eat,"
Community (2009)
"screw and not invent Wi-Fi."
Community (2009)
"Now we may end up saving this one, or blowing it to hell or making a new one."
Community (2009)
"But we can't do any of it while scheduling our evolution around"
Community (2009)
"the needs of the least lucky birds."
Community (2009)
"What are you, a demon? Did Clive Barker write you?"
Community (2009)
"Anyone who finds that nest, will come to the same decision."
Community (2009)
"And you don't have to get mean."
Community (2009)
"Maybe they're close to leaving the nest,"
Community (2009)
"- What's that? - Exactly."
Community (2009)
"I've got one year to make it all work, and that's what I'm gonna do,"
Community (2009)
"make it work, all of it."
Community (2009)
"This place is intimidating."
Community (2009)
"You're gonna do great."
Community (2009)
"Next up, Ben Chang, for the role of Daniel LaRusso."
Community (2009)
"Daniel-san, why you want learn karate?"
Community (2009)
"- Hang on a second. - Sorry, I can do better."
Community (2009)
"Who are you?"
Community (2009)
"Oh, I'm Annie, a friend of Chang's."
Community (2009)
"You mind coming up here and reading with your friend?"
Community (2009)
"Okay, if it helps."
Community (2009)
"- "Daniel-san, what you want?" - Okay, no, sorry, no."
Community (2009)
"We'll do scene seven, Miyagi's office."
Community (2009)
"- Are you the repairman? - Aye."
Community (2009)
"- The faucet's really leaky there. - Aye."
Community (2009)
"- After what? - After after."
Community (2009)
"Tell everyone else to go home."
Community (2009)
"We got the parts!"
Community (2009)
"Here, here."
Community (2009)
"Parts plural?"
Community (2009)
"Well yeah, Annie got my part and I got the Asian part."
Community (2009)
"Ping... Stop!"
Community (2009)
"We were cast as Mr. Miagi and the Karate Kid, because we're a good team!"
Community (2009)
"We're a team, because one of us is so talented"
Community (2009)
"she got cast outside her gender and the other one, got cast because of eye shape."
Community (2009)
"I am not letting you sabotage yourself like this."
Community (2009)
"Let's say you're right."
Community (2009)
"- All right? - You're right."
Community (2009)
"All right, IT lady. How goes it?"
Community (2009)
"- I found your problem. - And?"
Community (2009)
"I'll need a little time to fix it."
Community (2009)
"Wow, need time to fix it? You sound just like you work in IT."
Community (2009)
"I've got some interesting news, the school board, offered me a position."
Community (2009)
"Great."
Community (2009)
"Cool."
Community (2009)
"Well I got a part in a play and we were sort of talking about that,"
Community (2009)
"They want you to be a token homosexual?"
Community (2009)
"It's a form of progress, 30 years ago,"
Community (2009)
"- But I'm not just gay. - What does that mean?"
Community (2009)
"Is that truth, Craig?"
Community (2009)
"The most important point is, are you prepared to make your sexuality,"
Community (2009)
"which is nobody's business, an aspect of your role in society?"
Community (2009)
"When a person becomes symbolic they gain symbolic power,"
Community (2009)
"at the price of independent power."
Community (2009)
"Yep. That's an excellent point."
Community (2009)
"It could be good for Greendale, for one of our own to be on the school board."
Community (2009)
"turn-ons, I mean, the goal in politics, isn't transparency, it's winning."
Community (2009)
"- That's why the politicians always win. - They do always win, don't they?"
Community (2009)
"But now I get a chance to win. I could change the system from the inside out."
Community (2009)
"And all I have to do is pare down my sexuality to simple gayness,"
Community (2009)
"which is heavily in the mix."
Community (2009)
"There you go."
Community (2009)
"Come on. Don't leave me hanging."
Community (2009)
"I am so curious."
Community (2009)
"Okay? Great. Go."
Community (2009)
"Hey, come fix faucet."
Community (2009)
"Oh, Karate, learn from book?"
Community (2009)
"Yeah. And a few classes back at the Y in Jersey where I'm from."
Community (2009)
"What happened I?"
Community (2009)
"Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there. I guess there are wrong answers."
Community (2009)
"Quick adjustment, Ben."
Community (2009)
"Oh."
Community (2009)
"- Can I ask about by motiv... - Keep me from puking is your motivation."
Community (2009)
"Stop making me want to quit the theater and kill myself."
Community (2009)
"Oh."
Community (2009)
"Okay."
Community (2009)
"Hm. Lucky no hurt hand."
Community (2009)
"Okay. Can I see this tool box?"
Community (2009)
"Great. This is good. Got it."
Community (2009)
"I got distracted cuz the tools were doing a better job than you."
Community (2009)
"What happened I? Say it."
Community (2009)
"What happened I."
Community (2009)
"- What happened I. - What happened after?"
Community (2009)
"You crying? You cry when I tell you to cry."
Community (2009)
"So reabsorb that disgusting droplet of salt and bad choices back into your doughy body."
Community (2009)
"And then call your mother to see if you can be reabsorbed back into her"
Community (2009)
"doughy body or so help me God, I will take that tear, I will freeze it,"
Community (2009)
"you waste of a soul-shaped hole forgotten by God."
Community (2009)
"What should I..."
Community (2009)
"Annie, don't change a thing, you're perfect. Unless you want to."
Community (2009)
"Okay."
Community (2009)
"All right I'm Reg County, this is my man Carl. We work on the school board."
Community (2009)
"- Yeah, we do. - We have some exciting news for you."
Community (2009)
"Your own dean, Craig Pelton, has been selected to join the board"
Community (2009)
"of Colorado Community Colleges, and I'll just go, go ahead Dean."
Community (2009)
"Guys. Talk."
Community (2009)
"Okay. Hello Greendale."
Community (2009)
"and I wanted to thank all of the people at Greendale"
Community (2009)
"that helped me achieve this and my partner, Domingo."
Community (2009)
"- Very proud of my Craig. - Oh, that's, but, oh, oh."
Community (2009)
"And now let's open it up to some questions."
Community (2009)
"- Dean. - Dean."
Community (2009)
Show more clips