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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Road Trip (S02E02)

"knows their way around the docks,"
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"a gruff, spitting, punch-you-in-the-gut sailor man"
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"who's taking a little break on dry land,"
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"Did you just spit in my trash can?"
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"Oh."
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"I guess we'll just return these outfits."
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"No, you ruined it."
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"We arrested him for nine counts of armed robbery,"
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"He was just picked up in Neustadter, New York,"
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"trying to pay for a hoagie with a gun."
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"at 6:30 A.M., so we're going up today"
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"Here are the transfer forms. Please don't..."
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"Get any Jake on them?"
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"Call me if you need anything."
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"but since we're not technically on duty till tomorrow morning,"
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"The B&B we're staying at looks really nice."
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"I don't mind at all."
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"That's not fair."
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"It's food-related."
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"since he got here, but until now,"
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"NYPD! Hands up!"
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"I have zero interest in food."
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"If it were feasible, my diet would consist entirely"
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"of flavorless beige smoothies"
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"Preparing food for one's lover"
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"Are you sick? Do you have cholera?"
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"You need to go home."
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"I leave when I get a name."
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"At least let me buy you some matzo ball soup."
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"It's very soothing."
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""the room of a thousand dolls.""
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"Oh, sounds creepy."
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"Doin' it."
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"Oh, hey, before I forget,"
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"try to be in the lobby in about a half an hour."
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"What's going on? You have to tell me."
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"as to turn a work trip upstate"
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"Oh, no."
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"I called him before we left."
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"He's on his way here now."
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"Jake, I don't want to see Teddy right now."
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"Oh,"
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"You poured blue soda all over my life."
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"Look at that."
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"Didn't you just get a joint library card?"
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"I'm gonna be untangling that web"
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"All he wants to do with his free time"
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"is make and bottle pilsners."
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"Yeah, that guy is obsessed with yeast."
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"I'm just gonna call Teddy,"
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"tell him to turn around and go home."
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"No. He's a really good Detective."
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"I had an airtight breakup plan in place."
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"It's the least romantic place I could think of."
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"That's why I started writing out a breakup speech,"
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"Sophia does not care about the cloud at all."
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"Hey."
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"Just let me help you."
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"I hate to point out the obvi-o-so,"
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"but why do you need the meds if you're not sick, hmm?"
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"I'm going back in there once this crap dries my head up."
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"Too many dolls!"
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"One of them watched me bathe."
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"Yeah, we should definitely turn them around."
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"What did you do?"
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"but it turns out she wants to break up with him."
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"And now I promised her that I would run interference,"
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"Very cool girlfriend. The coolest."
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"In the closet where they can't watch us?"
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"Oh, there's so many puppets in there."
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"Now, the first step in learning how to cook"
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"So close your eyes and open your mouth."
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"Tell me what I'm eating."
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"Cheese."
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"Cheese."
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"I know you love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches."
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"a child could make them."
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"Come on, Claire!"
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"Yikes. Where's Teddy?"
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"Oh, I'm sure you're overstating that."
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"I'm gonna be weird, he's gonna ask why,"
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"The four of us will dine together"
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"I'm great at that. Yeah, he is."
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"Wait, should we have high-fived that?"
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"Oh, also, if you feel like you're losing control,"
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"All right, so after dinner, pretend you're sick"
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"Yes, I can do it."
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"Who knew a prisoner transfer could be like a vacation, huh?"
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"I'm sorry, man. Chucked that right at you."
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"I never need a drink menu."
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"I got the thrills for the pils."
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"That's it."
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"I can't stop myself."
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"Jericho. Jericho. Jericho."
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"Welcome to the maple drip inn."
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"It was the non-drowsy kind."
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"Hey! Hey, hey, hey. Guess what."
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"Hello."
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"No doy, Diaz. No doy."
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"She's so hopped up on that stuff, her brain's gonna blow."
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"You keep Diaz occupied."
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"Okay, but I have a lot of stuff to do."
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"What's the secret? What's the secret?"
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"but that is incredibly foolish."
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"Okay, now, go ahead and pour your eggs"
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"Oh."
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"That means the heat is a little too high on those eggs."
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"the sooner Kevin eats."
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"Am I incorrect?"
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"Cooking is about patience."
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"You know what?"
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"Is Hitchcock roasting corn on the radiator again?"
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"of my relationship with Holt."
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"Uh, you're... Boring."
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"In the meantime, we can just chat."
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"so we can all talk about the real reason"
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"which is you, Jake."
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"Buh... what now, huh?"
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"About how you told her that you liked her"
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"I did, but that was many moons ago."
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