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Clips from Louie (2010) - Pregnant (S02E02)

"And then you're with her for a few days, and then you come back here."
Louie (2010)
"I like being here too."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"I have to find things that the three of us can do together."
Louie (2010)
"The 5-year old's not much good at anything really."
Louie (2010)
"And it's not to put her down, she's five,"
Louie (2010)
"We're like three 5-year olds of different sizes, basically."
Louie (2010)
"Because nothing... Let's go for a bike riding at the river."
Louie (2010)
"because we're in this pool. There was a deep end. There's a shallow end."
Louie (2010)
"Cause I'm in the shallow end with the little one, who's clinging to my leg."
Louie (2010)
"Why would I lie to you?"
Louie (2010)
"Really? I would put you in and "Haha, you're drowning!""
Louie (2010)
"Really, I'm gonna do that?"
Louie (2010)
"If I wanted to kill you, I'd wait 'till you're asleep"
Louie (2010)
"You should thank me every morning you wake up alive."
Louie (2010)
"I know how to look after you!"
Louie (2010)
"I'm good at it! You're not dead yet!"
Louie (2010)
"Lily, do your homework."
Louie (2010)
"Can I have a mango pop?"
Louie (2010)
"It's not gonna happen every of your life so, you must learn that now, okay?"
Louie (2010)
"Well then I get something else yummy"
Louie (2010)
"- I get something else. - What do you mean you get?"
Louie (2010)
"The only time you look in your neighbors bowl"
Louie (2010)
"- Can I please have some calcium chocolate? - Yes, you can have a calcium chocolate."
Louie (2010)
"- What are you doing here? - Oh, I'm not staying,"
Louie (2010)
"- I'm just in town to get procedure tomorrow. - No, no, you're staying."
Louie (2010)
"You're really doing the dad thing for real."
Louie (2010)
"- I know. Me too. - But you're really doing it."
Louie (2010)
"I love having 'em here, they keep me company."
Louie (2010)
"Especially when they're mom is such a piece of shit."
Louie (2010)
"I know you don't go there but I get to say what I want."
Louie (2010)
"I know. She's your kid's mom."
Louie (2010)
"- When are you due? - 2 months."
Louie (2010)
"Well, since I lost the last one I don't believe anything they say."
Louie (2010)
"There's no dad?"
Louie (2010)
"Shit."
Louie (2010)
"You know it got ugly. And..."
Louie (2010)
"I looked in my life and..."
Louie (2010)
"Mom is... the only person I ever admired, you know?"
Louie (2010)
"- That's alright. - Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"And now they have two and they [beep] crush it down on another kid's head."
Louie (2010)
"It's just humane..."
Louie (2010)
"It's fair to do that."
Louie (2010)
"Oh my God."
Louie (2010)
"- Oh Jesus. - Gretchen."
Louie (2010)
"- What's the matter? - That hurts."
Louie (2010)
"- Ah, my baby's dying. - No-no-no, it's okay."
Louie (2010)
"- Just a second. - Get me."
Louie (2010)
"- Just get me there. - Gretchen, I need you to just..."
Louie (2010)
"the goddamn door!"
Louie (2010)
"What? What?"
Louie (2010)
"My friend, my friend. Stop for a second."
Louie (2010)
"Alright, okay, okay!"
Louie (2010)
"Tell me. What?"
Louie (2010)
"You have no choice."
Louie (2010)
"Let's go."
Louie (2010)
"Oh my God."
Louie (2010)
"Oh shit."
Louie (2010)
"Asshole!"
Louie (2010)
"Nobody's stopping."
Louie (2010)
"[Spanish]"
Louie (2010)
"Hey! He's going to take us."
Louie (2010)
"I'm sorry."
Louie (2010)
"Excuse me."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, she's already asleep, so..."
Louie (2010)
"- Good night. - Thank you. Thank you very much."
Louie (2010)
"- Good night, my friend. - Hey."
Louie (2010)
"I couldn't have gone through that without you."
Louie (2010)
"That's why you need neighbours,"
Louie (2010)
"Well I didn't even know you guys were there."
Louie (2010)
"No, you didn't."
Louie (2010)
"Don't forget it."
Louie (2010)
"Good night!"
Louie (2010)
"Which is weird. I'm 43."
Louie (2010)
"And it makes me a little sick to my stomach. I don't like it."
Louie (2010)
"I'll never see him again. I need to say something."
Louie (2010)
"he might say no."
Louie (2010)
"But I wish she was never born."
Louie (2010)
"That's how it feels."
Louie (2010)
"that you live with that ambivalence."
Louie (2010)
"I love people, other people more, because of how much I love her."
Louie (2010)
"Because of how much I love her and she loves me back."
Louie (2010)
"- Ow. - Sorry."
Louie (2010)
"- Daddy, can I ask you something? - We finish brushing first."
Louie (2010)
"Daddy! But I really wanna ask you something."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, what do you want to ask me?"
Louie (2010)
"Well, okay."
Louie (2010)
"I like Mama's better."
Louie (2010)
"I like Mama's better because she makes good food."
Louie (2010)
"And I love her more so I like being there more."
Louie (2010)
"Okay. Alright, baby."
Louie (2010)
"It's just... Mama's better."
Louie (2010)
"Let's rinse and spit, alright?"
Louie (2010)
"Go on! Alright, go get on your PJs!"
Louie (2010)
"Okay baby!"
Louie (2010)
"So, I've got 2 kids, 5 and 9."
Louie (2010)
"And I... I love it. I love having kids, but it's hard."
Louie (2010)
"It can be very difficult."
Louie (2010)
"She got a lot of skills, a lot of things she can do."
Louie (2010)
"but she's shitty at pretty much everything."
Louie (2010)
"So we just have to be all dragged down to her shitty skill level."
Louie (2010)
""I'm not very confident on my bicycle." Okay, let's just sit..."
Louie (2010)
"And play the card game where no one loses."
Louie (2010)
"We went swimming one time, the three of us. That was a nightmare,"
Louie (2010)
"The older one is in the deep end. The 9-year old, she's having"
Louie (2010)
"a ball, but she's lonely. Who wants to swim by themselves?"
Louie (2010)
"She's in the deep end doing flipper tricks, and she's like,"
Louie (2010)
""Daddy, swim with me!" I'm... I can't,"
Louie (2010)
"In fear. "Don't put me in the water!" I'm like..."
Louie (2010)
"It's not... it's this... it's to your tits at the highest."
Louie (2010)
"Just stand there. It's fine."
Louie (2010)
""No, I'm gonna drown, there's sharks!""
Louie (2010)
""I tricked you to death.""
Louie (2010)
"and go like this for 4 minutes. And it's over."
Louie (2010)
"Okay? That's how easy it would be to kill you."
Louie (2010)
"That's how easy it would be to kill you."
Louie (2010)
"Stop reading and do your homework, please."
Louie (2010)
"- Here you go. - Thank you, daddy."
Louie (2010)
"That's not fair."
Louie (2010)
"- It's not fair, daddy. - What?"
Louie (2010)
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