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Clips from Taxi - Louie and the Nice Girl (S02E02)

"Thanks again, really."
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"that O'Neill revival you were telling me about."
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"It's so easy."
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"Yeah."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I'm trying to save her from herself, but..."
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"What's the worst thing that can happen?"
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"Ooh!"
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"but Zena and I had another one of those nights."
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"I don't know how much longer"
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"I don't!"
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"The next time I do it, hold up your hand."
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"Zena."
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"But I'll tell you one thing, Rieger,"
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"Go away."
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"That's what I say every night."
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"Okay, shoot."
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"Gee, Zena, that's too bad."
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"so she's really chomping at the bit."
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"Uh, Louie..."
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"Ugh! Jeez!"
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"( chuckles )"
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"and about things that didn't happen."
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"20 bucks."
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"I like Zena..."
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"We're not going out tonight."
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"We had a little spat before I met you."
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"I'm used to another kind of woman."
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"they should be able to work things out."
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"What's that?"
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"Well, so long..."
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"Louie?"
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"( theme music playing )"
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"Zena's here to fill the candy machine."
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"Hi, gang!"
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"( shouting )"
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"I got here for the first time."
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"Can you believe this?"
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"A bunch of adults fighting over a candy bar."
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"Hold that thought, Bobby, she's brought malted balls."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Bobby, seniority, seniority..."
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"No, wait, I'm second."
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"Hey, Zena, how you doing?"
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"Terrific, thanks."
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"here's that organic shampoo I was telling you about."
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"Oh, thanks, Zena. What do I owe you?"
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"First one is free. Then after I get you hooked..."
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"You know, Zena, my kids just love"
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"those puppets you made for them."
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"Oh, that's okay. Bobby, you know, I went to see"
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"Oh, yeah? What did you think?"
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"I thought that the only thing that could"
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"have made it better was you in it."
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"Oh, you noticed that, too, huh?"
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"Out of the way, out of the way!"
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"No! Hey! No!"
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"Out of the way or I'll call you last for a cab."
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"Whoo!"
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"The first Baby Ruth."
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"M-m-m-mm!"
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"Why does the first one always taste the best?"
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"How should we know?"
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"You always eat the first one."
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"Oh, silly me."
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"You may now resume fighting over the stale ones."
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"Well, it's something."
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"Oh, hey, Zena?"
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"Have you got change for a dollar because...?"
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"Zena? Hey!"
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"Oh, sorry."
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"Boy, he's really something, isn't he?"
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"Louie?"
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"Hoo! There's an exterminator who wants him to pose"
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"for the side of his truck."
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"He must take a lot of ribbing from you drivers."
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"Yeah, none of it's good-natured."
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"Now, I guess that's natural"
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"making fun of the boss."
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"Bet you don't even notice how cute he is."
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"Louie?"
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"Yeah."
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"Louie?!"
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"Yeah!"
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"I don't know, maybe it's me."
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"Maybe I just get turned on by powerful men."
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"Yeah. You know, all these weeks watching him up there"
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"keeping this huge operation humming."
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"Boy, if I wasn't so shy, I'd..."
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"Oh, Elaine..."
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"would you introduce me to him?"
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"Louie?"
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"Oh, Zena, um, that's not a good idea."
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"Why not?"
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"It's a bad idea."
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"Oh, I see what you're trying to say."
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"You want him for yourself."
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"( screams )"
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"Hey, what happened?"
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"Zena says I want Louie for myself."
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"( screams )"
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"Then I take it you don't."
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"No! Then there's no problem."
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"Wait a minute, wait a minute."
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"What's the problem there isn't one of?"
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"Zena wants to meet Louie."
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"I could never do it on my own."
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"I need somebody to introduce me."
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"I mean, I got nothing to worry about, right?"
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"I mean, who in this garage is going to introduce her to Louie?"
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"Elaine, damn it, she's an adult. You don't lead people's lives."
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"Hey, Zena, I'll introduce you to Louie."
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"What would you like me to say?"
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"Say you think we'd like each other."
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"You're going to say that?"
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"That's what she wants me to say, and that's what I'm going to say."
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"Come on, Zena."
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"Stay close by me."
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"He's not in a cage for nothing."
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