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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Time to Get Ill (S03E03)

"Emery, you only need one comb!"
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"- They both ha... - The handsome cowboys."
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"Big day at work..."
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"Well, I already fed the boys breakfast."
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"Now I just have to clean up the house,"
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"A machine with a heart, a heart that pumps efficiency."
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"You guys won't believe the magazine I snuck into school."
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"- Get out. No way. - Stop."
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"Oh, it's happening."
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"Against King Crawdad..."
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""The Battle of the Swamp Creatures.""
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"It's on pay-per-view, but they're charging $59.99 for it."
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"Yeah, I can swing a steel chair super hard."
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"Where do you think I get that from?"
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"What are you talking about?!"
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"Fish Head Jackson absolutely takes down King Crawdad."
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"but this is not one of them."
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"Oh."
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"Cattleman's Ranch. This is Louis."
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"Resiliency..."
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"I still have so much I need to do."
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"But Mom never gets sick."
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"Well, sometimes, even the most"
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"I almost went with ice."
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"I'm in."
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"- Animals? - Oh, yeah!"
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"The main event is between a guy dressed like a fish"
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"They have claws, like tiny lobsters."
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"She doesn't concern herself with electronics."
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"To the books!"
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"Mm."
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"Oh, you're shivering. You have the chills."
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"I don't want you to catch any of my germs."
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"so you can keep sleeping."
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"Y-You know, tight and long."
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"Jessica?"
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"Mom, is that orange juice pulpy enough for you?"
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"Dad!"
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"We're trying to keep this quiet."
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"W..."
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"Boy, Tom, Fish Head Jackson and Crawdad"
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"He is rocked!"
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"_"
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"Then the phone rang."
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"and I want you to come."
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"I'm sure the house is a mess, no one's eaten,"
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"So I snuck back in my room, read magazines,"
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"You do?"
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"So when I saw you were doing okay without me..."
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"we can meet in the middle."
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"What's that?"
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"There you are!"
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"so I found it a new home."
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"Oh. Gosh. Did we bet on something?"
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"Evan, that's too much soy milk."
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"We both know where this leads."
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"You add too much milk, then you'll add more cereal."
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"Then you'll need more milk, and where does it end?"
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"But dry Alpha-Bits taste gross."
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"When I was your age,"
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"I had to soften my cereal with rainwater."
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"But they all have a specific use."
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"Pick one!"
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"Pick?"
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"Oh, no."
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"Eddie, stop reading that trash."
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"How does she always know?"
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"If I have to come in there, it's gonna be worse for you."
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"But I'm reading about King Crawdad's amazing backstory!"
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"He's also a deacon."
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"S03E18 Time to Get Ill"
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"The apples in here are for you, not your teachers."
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"Their lives are easy enough without also getting free food."
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"Yes, I made your sandwich with double mustard."
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"And you'll return "Return of the King"?"
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"Emery, is your stutter back? Good."
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"Your struggle will come in handy when we write your college essay."
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""Return of the King" is the last book"
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"in "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy."
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"I got it at the library, and it's due back today."
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"Oh, those books about the hairy-footed children"
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"who can't keep track of their jewelry?"
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"Yes, I will return it."
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"Evan, you can't wear those sandals to school!"
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"You might stub your toe on a rock."
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"Highly unlikely, Mommy."
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"These sandals are made for climbing rocks."
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"They're rock-friendly."
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"You know who else thought he was safe in sandals?"
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"Your buddy Jesus. Change 'em up."
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"The one with the cowboys."
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"Mm. Sorry, guys."
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"That's 468 individual ribs."
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"I got them off to school."
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"do laundry, pick up the dry-cleaning,"
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"hit the library, and then try on my wedding dress."
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"I try it on once a year to make sure I'm still the same size."
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"My tux still fits, but my shoes don't."
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"- I can't explain it. - Then Honey's picking me up."
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"We're gonna go stage a house we just put on the market."
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"I listed the price way too high to generate a buzz."
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"You're a machine, Jessica."
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"I am..."
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"No "bless you"?"
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"I'll remember that."
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"Is this really happening?"
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"Fish Head Jackson."
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"I can't believe he's defending his belt tomorrow night"
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"here in Orlando, and we're not gonna be there."
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"Those are Toni Braxton prices."
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"Big Wrestling stopped caring about the common man years ago."
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"I'd love to go, but there's no way my mom says yes..."
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"Way too much fake violence."
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"Yeah, my mom's against it, too."
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"She won't admit it,"
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"but I'm pretty sure Fish Head Jackson's my dad."
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"The guy owns the squared circle."
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"Yes."
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"You got to be drunk to think that."
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"King Crawdad has the best turnbuckle game in the business."
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