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Clips from Crazyhead - Penguin or Cow? (S01E01)

"sometimes I feel like just fucking off to the Seychelles"
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"and just forgetting this entire thing!"
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"Well, awkward."
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"I'm going to get changed. Kind of ridiculous..."
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"walking around... dressed as a cow."
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"Move, numb nuts."
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"Thank you."
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"So I woke up this morning and you weren't there."
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"I wasn't sure what to think."
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"I was just... having a cup of tea."
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"...it's OK, don't worry about it."
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"Really? I made you...?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Well, it was good for me, too."
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"Hello? - Amy?"
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"It's me. - Suzanne, where are you?"
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"I don't know. They're keeping me in some old factory."
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"Can you see anything with an address on it?"
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"It's a letter. 83 Smith St, top floor."
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"They're coming. Amy..."
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"Nicely done."
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"Very convincing."
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"I'd believe you. Suzanne?"
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"Suzanne?!"
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"Deal's a deal, right?"
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"No! You said I could feed!"
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"You'll feed soon enough."
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"Cross my heart."
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"OK, I have to go to the party venue, see about this backdrop."
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"Gates of hell equals vagina."
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"It says a lot about the guy."
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"What should I do with him?"
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"Shouldn't have gone to Burger King."
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"I had me a boy, turned him into a man"
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"You don't have to say anything. I can tell."
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"It's all in the eyes. And between her thighs."
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"That's fine. It's a woman's right to choose..."
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"badly."
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"I respect that."
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"It's interesting, though."
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"I said it's very interesting."
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"What's that? Well... you spend the night with him"
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"but it's me you call when the shit's about to start flying."
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"Hitting fans and splattering faces."
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"Give it time."
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"...masturbating into naan bread."
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"Why naan bread?"
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"Had an Indian takeaway last night."
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"Seemed a shame to waste it."
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"And the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me"
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"Ex's and oh's..."
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"I saw this building."
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"You really can see the future?"
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"Suddenly I'm feeling incredibly boring and inadequate."
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"You think I like it? You have no idea how lucky you are."
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"Sorry. Sometimes I wish someone would just shove something"
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"in my mouth just to shut me up."
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"Like a dick. - No."
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"Suzanne."
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"Are you OK? I was so worried about you."
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"You shouldn't have come. I couldn't leave you here."
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"Shit. She's gone. Come on!"
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"Suzanne, get in."
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"I haven't fed."
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"Just hold on. A few more seconds and we'll be out of here."
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"No."
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"They told me to do it."
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"They made me call you."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"We're in the lift."
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"It's stuck."
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"I don't think I can fight this any longer."
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"and Matt Lee pulled my knickers down when we were changing for PE?"
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"You kicked the shit out of that little pervert!"
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"You said, "I'll never let anyone hurt you.""
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"Oh, this isn't me!"
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"I don't care how hungry you are, you're my best friend."
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"Amy!"
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"Raquel, get us out of here!"
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"Amy! Amy!"
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"Amy!"
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"I won't let the pricks do this to us."
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"We're better than them."
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"I have to feed. No."
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"I won't let it."
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"Do it."
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"Amy?"
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"I love you."
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"I can't live this way."
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"No!"
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"Oh, my God, I thought you were... - You're bleeding."
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"I cut myself so Suzanne could feed."
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"Well, where is she?"
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"Oh."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Ah, OK."
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"Ugh..."
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"Is she dead?"
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"It's horrible."
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"Did you check for a pulse?"
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"A pulse? Yeah."
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"Her body was here and her head was somewhere over there,"
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"and she didn't grow a really long neck."
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"You are more than welcome to go check for yourself."
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"So sorry."
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"You'd have to say that wasn't a total success."
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"Really?"
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"That little blonde bitch could seriously screw up our plans."
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"You can't just give them a little push and Bob's your uncle!"
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"I swear to God,"
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"if I make it through Halloween without having a stroke"
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"and I will try and get our incredibly complicated plan"
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"back on track, huh?"
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"You think you can manage that?"
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"It was my turn to look out for her."
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"Sometimes there's nothing you can do."
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"This shit isn't on us."
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"we can find them and we can waste them."
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"but you're not going to go all psycho on me, are you?"
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"No."
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