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Clips from Crazyhead - Penguin or Cow? (S01E01)

"That'd be... lovely."
Crazyhead
"It's really excellent."
Crazyhead
"You clearly appreciate fine wine!"
Crazyhead
"Help yourself."
Crazyhead
"My boy was there."
Crazyhead
"Do you see me losing my shit and showing myself?"
Crazyhead
"No. When I feel it building up inside,"
Crazyhead
"I find myself an innocent bystander and beat them to death with my bare"
Crazyhead
"I want to suck the life out of her and spit her into the underworld."
Crazyhead
"Why can't you just lock her in a basement until you need her?"
Crazyhead
"Raquel is like a fine wine - she needs time to develop and mature."
Crazyhead
"Chill out?!"
Crazyhead
"I think one of your tits is bleeding."
Crazyhead
"Get her - Little Miss Shit Wouldn't Melt In My Mouth!"
Crazyhead
"I think it's time we remove her from this complicated equation."
Crazyhead
"Well, fortunately for me, you and your bra,"
Crazyhead
"I've got a lever, I just need to pull it."
Crazyhead
"Hi. Hi."
Crazyhead
"I mean, with Raquel, in her bed with her."
Crazyhead
"OK."
Crazyhead
"Penguin or cow."
Crazyhead
"Penguin! Penguin every time."
Crazyhead
"Less bovine."
Crazyhead
"Do you want a beer?"
Crazyhead
"Should we talk? About the other night, I mean."
Crazyhead
"Do we need to?"
Crazyhead
"I'd like to. Really?"
Crazyhead
"Some things are better left unsaid."
Crazyhead
"It's OK, I get it."
Crazyhead
"You're not interested, that's fine."
Crazyhead
"I wouldn't say I was totally uninterested."
Crazyhead
"So, you are interested?"
Crazyhead
"Define, "interested.""
Crazyhead
"I'm being weird."
Crazyhead
"I got a lot on my mind."
Crazyhead
"It's been a weird few days."
Crazyhead
"What's going on?"
Crazyhead
"I'm sorry, it's OK. I mean, you don't need to tell me."
Crazyhead
"It's none of my business. It's my friend."
Crazyhead
"She's sick."
Crazyhead
"I'm really worried about her."
Crazyhead
"I'm sorry to hear that. I've never had to worry about her before."
Crazyhead
"She could always look after herself."
Crazyhead
"She's always done exactly what she wanted."
Crazyhead
"How do you mean?"
Crazyhead
"Well, if she likes a guy, she makes sure they know about it."
Crazyhead
"You don't? Not as a general rule, no."
Crazyhead
"hoping that the guy figures it out for himself?"
Crazyhead
"It doesn't usually involve a penguin onesie."
Crazyhead
"Suzanne's always saying I need to make some moves."
Crazyhead
"Sounds like solid advice."
Crazyhead
"Hm, they're getting jiggy."
Crazyhead
"Hi. Hi."
Crazyhead
"You weren't up the hill today."
Crazyhead
"I had to come back to town."
Crazyhead
"You should see the stars out here."
Crazyhead
"It's so clear."
Crazyhead
"Yeah, I don't know, things are kind of crazy at the moment."
Crazyhead
"You shared your hill with me, the least you could do is"
Crazyhead
"let me buy you a drink. One drink, a shot."
Crazyhead
"But if you want to do down it and go, that's fine."
Crazyhead
"Hugely disappointing, but I'll get over it, eventually."
Crazyhead
"Do you want me to beg?"
Crazyhead
"OK. Really?"
Crazyhead
"You made me a very happy man."
Crazyhead
"Tell me I'm a diva"
Crazyhead
"Take away my wings"
Crazyhead
"It's time for me to shine"
Crazyhead
"I'm ready for the good life..."
Crazyhead
"Where did you find him?"
Crazyhead
"Burger King."
Crazyhead
"Sorry."
Crazyhead
"That's a fair point. I brought you a little snack."
Crazyhead
"I want you to call your little blonde friend,"
Crazyhead
"tell her where you are."
Crazyhead
"So, she'll try and rescue me and then you'll kill her?"
Crazyhead
"Well, I like to think it's a little more poetic and complicated than"
Crazyhead
"that. Did you think I was keeping you alive"
Crazyhead
"for sheer entertainment value?"
Crazyhead
"Screw you!"
Crazyhead
"I won't do it!"
Crazyhead
"Let me know when you change your mind."
Crazyhead
"You are one slutty little penguin."
Crazyhead
"You want to tell me what's going on? Or is this just how you roll"
Crazyhead
"Cos the sneak-out, it's not cool."
Crazyhead
"You can see the future? I don't know."
Crazyhead
"I couldn't be there when he woke up. It's beyond embarrassing."
Crazyhead
"Wanna fill me in on what you've been seeing?"
Crazyhead
"I'm curiouser than a cat."
Crazyhead
"You saw visions of cheese?"
Crazyhead
"Not just cheese."
Crazyhead
"And so you saw people eating cheese and jogging."
Crazyhead
"He was attacking you."
Crazyhead
"Who is he? I don't know."
Crazyhead
"It was like I was there but there was nothing I could do about it."
Crazyhead
"What, did she age really badly? I hear that happens to blonde women."
Crazyhead
"She said she could see the future. I must get it from her."
Crazyhead
"She wasn't as crazy as I thought she was."
Crazyhead
"Well, there's one big difference between you..."
Crazyhead
"and your mum. Oh, yeah? And what's that?"
Crazyhead
"Right, come on. Hug it out."
Crazyhead
"Come on. Come get it."
Crazyhead
"Come get some Raquel love."
Crazyhead
"Come get it."
Crazyhead
"I've got the jealous in me"
Crazyhead
"So to the jail I plead"
Crazyhead
"When he said he would leave"
Crazyhead
"Without my kiss"
Crazyhead
"And leave me for another lady"
Crazyhead
"You are the devil in me."
Crazyhead
"Seriously?"
Crazyhead
"It looks like they're pouring out of her lady hole."
Crazyhead
"I thought that was the obvious place. You think it should be"
Crazyhead
"her arsehole? No, I do not think it should be her arsehole!"
Crazyhead
"anatomical?"
Crazyhead
"It's a metaphor. OK."
Crazyhead
"I'll do it."
Crazyhead
"We can change the design of the flyer."
Crazyhead
"We have already printed the backdrop at the party venue."
Crazyhead
"Are you hearing me? I said I'll do it. I'm coming!"
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