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Clips from Dr. Ken - Dave's Sex Talk (S01E01)

"- Fine. I'll get a babysitter... - Mm."
Dr. Ken
"And tell Dave about sex"
Dr. Ken
"and get your warning light fixed."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, it'll fix itself like the brakes did."
Dr. Ken
"New sweater?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah. What do you think?"
Dr. Ken
"Have a good day, Mom."
Dr. Ken
"Wait. What's wrong with my sweater?"
Dr. Ken
"Here's the thing."
Dr. Ken
"You've really been dressing like a mom lately,"
Dr. Ken
"and I mean like a mom-mom,"
Dr. Ken
"not like a Jessica Alba mom."
Dr. Ken
"What are you talking about?"
Dr. Ken
"where they start prioritizing comfort over style."
Dr. Ken
"Symptoms include boxy sweaters, drawstring pants, clogs,"
Dr. Ken
"and so, so much linen."
Dr. Ken
"Come on, Mom, I'll take you shopping."
Dr. Ken
"This is a cry for help."
Dr. Ken
"But I heard it."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, I like my look."
Dr. Ken
"I saw this scarf in a magazine, thank you very much."
Dr. Ken
"Which magazine?"
Dr. Ken
""Giving Up.""
Dr. Ken
"It's a yoga magazine"
Dr. Ken
"about giving yourself up to the practice!"
Dr. Ken
"Don't take it out of con..."
Dr. Ken
"No, Mrs. Pancake."
Dr. Ken
"I just wanted to see if you could babysit."
Dr. Ken
"No, please don't give me your social security number."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, hanging up now."
Dr. Ken
"What's going on?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, good news..."
Dr. Ken
"I think I just sold my elderly neighbor"
Dr. Ken
"a reverse mortgage."
Dr. Ken
"Bad news... she was my last hope"
Dr. Ken
"at getting a sitter for tonight."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, I could watch Dave."
Dr. Ken
"I love kids."
Dr. Ken
"- You don't have plans? - No."
Dr. Ken
"But thanks for pretending like you thought I might."
Dr. Ken
"You're welcome."
Dr. Ken
"At lunch, do you guys think you could help me with"
Dr. Ken
"my online dating profile?"
Dr. Ken
"I am attracting the wrong matches."
Dr. Ken
"What does your profile say now?"
Dr. Ken
"- "Smart, fun gal..." - Mm-hmm."
Dr. Ken
""seeks rock-hard guy who can stay up all night."
Dr. Ken
"Must not mind sharing a bed"
Dr. Ken
"What?"
Dr. Ken
"I want a solid, stable guy"
Dr. Ken
"who likes to stay up late talking"
Dr. Ken
"and playing with my cats."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, that's not coming across."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh, maybe I should come up with"
Dr. Ken
"a different word for "cats.""
Dr. Ken
"Listen, girl, I would love to stay and help, but I'm having lunch"
Dr. Ken
"- with my dreamboat B.F. - Oh."
Dr. Ken
"Story checks out."
Dr. Ken
"You guys are too cute."
Dr. Ken
"This is a place of business,"
Dr. Ken
"and, yeah, I know Damona and I boned a bunch of times,"
Dr. Ken
"but that was different."
Dr. Ken
"I'm the boss."
Dr. Ken
"So, where are you two going for lunch?"
Dr. Ken
"Mm, I don't know."
Dr. Ken
"Well, I want whatever you want,"
Dr. Ken
"- so we're back to you. - Well, you pick."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, oh, all right."
Dr. Ken
"- Tie. - No tie here."
Dr. Ken
"- All right, bye, guys. Nice to see you. - Yeah, and listen,"
Dr. Ken
"I'm sorry you guys had to witness our fight."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, hey! You must be Taylor's mom."
Dr. Ken
"Come on in. I'm Allison."
Dr. Ken
"I'm Grace. Nice to meet you."
Dr. Ken
"Molly will be down in a second."
Dr. Ken
"Thanks for taking the girls to class."
Dr. Ken
"Please, don't thank me."
Dr. Ken
"With the other five at home,"
Dr. Ken
"any excuse to get out of the house."
Dr. Ken
"I'm sorry. I'm a bit of a mess today."
Dr. Ken
"I haven't had a shower since the weekend."
Dr. Ken
"Got any wine?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, I..."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, look! We're sweater twins!"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, how about that?"
Dr. Ken
"Sweater twins!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, and great clogs."
Dr. Ken
"I live in clogs."
Dr. Ken
"Bending over's the worst!"
Dr. Ken
"All right, you guys, have fun."
Dr. Ken
"Okay!"
Dr. Ken
"And make sure he's in bed by 10:00."
Dr. Ken
"Do I have to go to bed by 10:00?"
Dr. Ken
"It might be tough to squeeze in all our activities."
Dr. Ken
"I brought math flashcards and a terrarium-making kit."
Dr. Ken
"Do I have to stay up till 10:00?"
Dr. Ken
"Aww, you!"
Dr. Ken
"Have fun, you two."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my God, hilarious!"
Dr. Ken
"You almost wore that old throw blanket"
Dr. Ken
"out of the house!"
Dr. Ken
"It's a shawl-sweater."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh, it's stunning!"
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"- Hey, what's wrong with you? - Oh, hi."
Dr. Ken
"saying that he's coming by because "we need to talk.""
Dr. Ken
"- So? - So, obviously, he's breaking up with me!"
Dr. Ken
"Or maybe he misses your beautiful face."
Dr. Ken
"No, I don't think that's it because I texted him,"
Dr. Ken
""Is it because you miss my beautiful face?""
Dr. Ken
"And then he texted me back, "No!""
Dr. Ken
"Well, either way, I'm sure it's nothing, Clark."
Dr. Ken
"Thank you, Pat."
Dr. Ken
"You're doomed."
Dr. Ken
"I was babysitting for Dr. Ken, and I really screwed up."
Dr. Ken
"There was an unmarked pill bottle,"
Dr. Ken
"and you accidentally took"
Dr. Ken
"a bunch of Dr. Ken's growth hormones?"
Dr. Ken
"They're obviously ineffective."
Dr. Ken
"What?! Why?!"
Dr. Ken
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