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Clips from Dr. Ken - Dave's Sex Talk (S01E01)

"Everyone has a funny bone, Dave..."
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"I don't let a calendar rule my life, Allison."
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"Do you want me to give Dave the talk?"
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"- Yes. - No."
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"Oh, snap!"
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"Okay, I don't know what's happening,"
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"Or you could."
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"It's not the brake warning light that's the issue."
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"It seems like some moms hit a point"
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"with my two best friends, Marissa and Karen.""
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"- No! - No!"
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"Mwah!"
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"I mean that literally. Dial it down."
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"- What do you feel like, hon? - Oh, I don't care. You pick something."
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"Yeah, bending over is pretty terrible."
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"See you later... Mom."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Okay! We should head out."
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"What should we do first?"
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"I-I just got this text from Connor,"
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"Yeah, listen to Damona."
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"She's a very wise woman, and she's never wrong."
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"Whoa, what's wrong with you?!"
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"Let me guess."
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"Well, don't worry about it."
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"No, I gave Dave the sex talk."
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"Two hours?"
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"the curtain came down, and that was that."
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"Taylor's mom was a real wake-up call..."
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"Yep."
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"Dave said he knows all about sex."
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"Wow. I'm so proud."
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"From Julie."
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""Preemptive breakup"?"
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"Dr. Ken, I am so sorry."
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"Somebody..."
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"take good care of Plant!"
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"Oh, no, I'm not mad."
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"Apparently, there's an issue with Dave"
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"The problem is, apparently, he's wrong about things..."
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"Oh, no, I wanted to."
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"but the eruption led to more questions."
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"You can't bring your own."
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"Yeah, he thought foreplay"
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"There were just so many questions coming at me,"
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"I'm just gonna make a hard and fast rule"
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"Wow, I didn't think about it..."
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"Oh, come on! No, no, I didn't mean that!"
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"Uh, so, should we go somewhere and, uh..."
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"Then why?! I don't know!"
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"who knew exactly what he wanted."
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"And now you've become a kind of pushover"
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"God, you're more than enough."
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"I have a few more opinions to fill you in on,"
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"Yeah? Well, it worked on you."
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"Unrelated, you also got a new bumper."
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"Look, the thing is, Dave's still my little buddy."
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"but that's not what's important here."
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"he'll eventually stop being my little boy,"
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"We're family."
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"Huh."
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"you know, just to work out any kinks."
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"Actually, can we skip the foreplay?"
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"This has been super informative."
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"I've got an unfair advantage in this game"
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"because I'm a master of medical..."
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"Dang it!"
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"I like playing Operation with you."
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"I finally get to know what victory tastes like."
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"Here we go funny bone."
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"Gets me every time."
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"Maybe 'cause you don't have one."
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"Except Scandinavians."
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"You're hilarious, Dad."
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"Dad, is sex just for making a baby?"
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"Oh, sorry, buddy. I couldn't hear you."
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"You know, I'm focused on the game."
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"Is sex..."
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"Well, son, the thing about that is,"
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"there's birds, bees..."
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"Man, if I hadn't whipped out"
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"the old "pretend to be asleep" trick,"
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"there's no telling where that conversation would've gone."
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"It might've gone to you"
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"having the sex talk with your son."
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"Why didn't you do it?"
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"It didn't work during couple's therapy,"
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"and it's not working now."
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"he's old enough to hear the answers."
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"Plus, you promised you'd do it."
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"You know I need to work up to things!"
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"Yeah, I know."
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"and it's almost April."
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"I'm not a Mayan."
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"You are supposed to give Molly the sex talk."
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"And I did... six years ago."
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"Really? How'd it go?"
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"Awkward but informative."
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"Fine."
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"I'll teach the boy about the horizontal arts."
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"Puke."
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"And, in the spirit of things you said you'd do,"
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"maybe take down the Christmas lights."
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"Oh, and what about getting the brakes replaced in my car?"
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"When'd you ask me to do that?"
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"Like, a year ago."
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"The warning light's been on so long,"
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"the bulb blew out."
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"Or did the brakes fix themselves,"
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"like I said might happen?"
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"to the Doobie Brothers concert tonight!"
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"What do you say?"
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"You up for takin' it to the streets?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"- Let's listen to the music! - Unh!"
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"but I know it's dorky and forced."
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"Besides, Taylor's mom"
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"is taking us to SAT prep tonight,"
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"so FYI, I can't watch Dave."
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"Hmm. Think you can find a sitter?"
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