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Clips from Succession (2018) - Shit Show at the Fuck Factory (S01E01)

"and has no experience of the company"
Succession (2018)
"and the markets would freak, but apart from that, I agree with you."
Succession (2018)
"Sure. You could all ask for morphine"
Succession (2018)
"so you can stay in your painless fucking fantasy world"
Succession (2018)
"where the orchids dance and the company is run"
Succession (2018)
"by a magical fucking unicorn!"
Succession (2018)
"Hello, this is Greg on Greg's phone."
Succession (2018)
"- Greg. How ya doin'? - Yeah, I'm just, um,"
Succession (2018)
"not dawdling."
Succession (2018)
"You're still at the fucking apartment? You've been there forever."
Succession (2018)
"Uh, just, um..."
Succession (2018)
"- OK. Which sweater? - It doesn't matter."
Succession (2018)
"- If you find one. - OK, yeah."
Succession (2018)
"How am I gonna know if it's worn?"
Succession (2018)
"Just smell it. OK?"
Succession (2018)
"Jesus! I just want something that smells like him, OK?"
Succession (2018)
"Dude, that's really nice."
Succession (2018)
"I would want that if this was my situation, too."
Succession (2018)
"So I'll sniff some stuff for you..."
Succession (2018)
"I will... cut your dick off."
Succession (2018)
"And, uh, thank you."
Succession (2018)
"I... apologize if my bell summoned you."
Succession (2018)
"Hey."
Succession (2018)
"- It's like 4:00 a.m. - Yeah, I couldn't sleep."
Succession (2018)
"Put the kids to bed and thought I was missing all the fun, so..."
Succession (2018)
"Um..."
Succession (2018)
"they're OK."
Succession (2018)
"Maybe you could bring them by tomorrow."
Succession (2018)
"- Yeah. - OK."
Succession (2018)
"How are you feeling?"
Succession (2018)
"Fuck. Ask me another?"
Succession (2018)
"- Jesus, what a day for you. - Yeah."
Succession (2018)
"The nominating committee want me to be the big boss."
Succession (2018)
"because of what Dad said at lunch."
Succession (2018)
"Jesus."
Succession (2018)
"- Yeah. - Ah, your family is so..."
Succession (2018)
"I'm sorry, but... Wow."
Succession (2018)
"It's just my body."
Succession (2018)
"Hey."
Succession (2018)
"There's something I have to say to you."
Succession (2018)
"- What? - Siobhan Roy..."
Succession (2018)
"Oh, my God."
Succession (2018)
"Will you marry me?"
Succession (2018)
"What... the fuck? Seriously?"
Succession (2018)
"I love you."
Succession (2018)
"And I wanted to do something to make all this better."
Succession (2018)
"We can get a quick wedding."
Succession (2018)
"What is it about my dad dying in a sterile environment"
Succession (2018)
"that screams big romantic gesture to you?"
Succession (2018)
"Tom, you can't balance it out like that."
Succession (2018)
"I'm not gonna... give you a blow job when your dog dies."
Succession (2018)
"Yeah. OK."
Succession (2018)
"It's fine. I misjudged it. I get it."
Succession (2018)
"No, I'm s-sorry. Honey, I'm sorry."
Succession (2018)
"I'm... This is..."
Succession (2018)
"Why don't you do this again properly another time."
Succession (2018)
"This didn't happen. Abort. Abort, abort,"
Succession (2018)
"- Yes? Yes? - Yeah."
Succession (2018)
"When it happens, yes."
Succession (2018)
"Yes? Yes!"
Succession (2018)
"- It's such a shitshow. - What is?"
Succession (2018)
"My family."
Succession (2018)
"Our family."
Succession (2018)
"Hey, hey, hey."
Succession (2018)
"Thank you."
Succession (2018)
"Yeah, I finally found 'em."
Succession (2018)
"So, you got the slippers."
Succession (2018)
"Uh-huh."
Succession (2018)
"I guess that makes you Prince Charming."
Succession (2018)
"I guess so."
Succession (2018)
"What?! No. Wh-Why would you say that?"
Succession (2018)
"That's what you just said."
Succession (2018)
"No. It isn't."
Succession (2018)
"- No, you just said that. - I'm kidding."
Succession (2018)
"Do you know that he gave me a job?"
Succession (2018)
"What job?"
Succession (2018)
"Everyone was only talking about you, Cousin Greg."
Succession (2018)
"I get it."
Succession (2018)
"Hey. Hey."
Succession (2018)
"When you, uh, figure all this out,"
Succession (2018)
"come in and see me. OK?"
Succession (2018)
"And, uh, and I'll look after you."
Succession (2018)
"All right?"
Succession (2018)
"I'm serious. I will."
Succession (2018)
"That's OK."
Succession (2018)
"All right, later."
Succession (2018)
"Take it easy, Greg."
Succession (2018)
"Yo, come here for a second."
Succession (2018)
"I've been thinking..."
Succession (2018)
"We got for it. Me and you."
Succession (2018)
"- Oh. - Me and my homey Romey."
Succession (2018)
"I thought I was a fuckhead."
Succession (2018)
"- Sorry. It's been a long day. - Yeah."
Succession (2018)
"But dude, seriously."
Succession (2018)
"Me and you, bro."
Succession (2018)
"And you could, you know, teach me."
Succession (2018)
"And Shiv?"
Succession (2018)
"I mean, you know what Shiv's like."
Succession (2018)
"I mean, she wants to play it safe."
Succession (2018)
"We're the ones with the nuts to fuckin' revolutionize."
Succession (2018)
"All right, then, let's fuckin' do it."
Succession (2018)
"Here's the thing. Gerri just turned down the top job."
Succession (2018)
"Nope."
Succession (2018)
"Who asked Gerri?"
Succession (2018)
"It was broached."
Succession (2018)
"- It was broached? - Yeah."
Succession (2018)
"By who? Did you broach? You broached it, didn't you?"
Succession (2018)
"Don't pin the broach on me, OK? Everyone was broaching."
Succession (2018)
"Just want to make sure we trust each other."
Succession (2018)
"Everything up front, OK?"
Succession (2018)
"OK."
Succession (2018)
"Shake on it or something?"
Succession (2018)
"Oh, come on."
Succession (2018)
"Hey. Hey, knock it off."
Succession (2018)
"So, listen, I've asked Roman to be acting COO..."
Succession (2018)
"- Actual COO. - To my acting CEO."
Succession (2018)
"- And you said? - I said why not?"
Succession (2018)
"- Well, I'm saying no. - Me too."
Succession (2018)
"I thought you were a fucking white helmet."
Succession (2018)
"Sometimes a peacekeeper has to go shoot a maniac on the perimeter, OK?"
Succession (2018)
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