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Clips from Succession (2018) - Shit Show at the Fuck Factory (S01E01)

"cut off the whole Kendall CEO thing"
Succession (2018)
"so that it doesn't get painful."
Succession (2018)
"Well, I mean, I'm not looking for it,"
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"but I guess I'm already COO,"
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"so one more step..."
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"- I don't know what that means. - Yes, you do."
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"It's just temporary, so anyone will do."
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"Yeah, sure. Anyone."
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"OK, fine."
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"Karl."
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"Bleahh."
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"Prick. Eva?"
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"- Cunt. - OK."
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"So, who?"
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"Someone Dad trusts."
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"But Dad doesn't trust anyone, except Frank,"
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"and he fired Frank for shits and giggles."
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"- Gerri? - Uhh..."
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"But I don't hate Gerri."
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"So, Gerri."
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"I'll talk to her."
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"So, Gerri."
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"Oh, I'm fine."
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"This is where they brought Baird, so it's a little..."
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"Baird?"
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"Yeah, Baird. My husband."
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"Shiv's godfather?"
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"Oh, does he, um... With the tortoise?"
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"Yeah."
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"- How is he? - He's dead."
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"I know. I know. I remember... you..."
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"So, uh, Gerri, uh,"
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"Um, you do a good job,"
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"you're, um, you're a real good job-doer."
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"I suck at the whole corporate flirt thing."
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"You know, I just..."
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"I like to lube up and fuck, you know?"
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"- OK. - OK."
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"the whole Kendall thing doesn't work."
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"So we were thinkin'... General counsel..."
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"You know where the bodies are buried."
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"You probably buried 'em yourself."
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"So..."
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"you would have the family's support"
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"to step in and take the reins."
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"That's a very generous offer,"
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"but I'm going to have to decline."
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"Um..."
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"OK. Can, uh, can I ask why?"
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"Why I don't want the job that makes your brain explode?"
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"OK, but, um, uh..."
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"G-Gerri, excuse me,"
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"but I... I've always thought of you..."
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"And I mean this in the best possible way..."
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"Who says you don't know how to flirt?"
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"OK."
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"Hey. Can I get a moment alone with you, do you think?"
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"- Thanks, Willa. - Mm-hmm."
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"Ken."
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""Shit Show at the Fuck Factory"?"
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"Yeah. Uncertainty, discord."
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"That is not a good story."
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""Family gets behind other member of family,""
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"that's a good story."
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"Oh, fuck them."
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"We're in a hospital, Shiv. Everyone knows."
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"and say he's fine like they did"
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"in the Politburo or Weekend at fuckin' Bernie's."
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"I like the sound of that, though."
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"you can't put a value on a human life,"
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"except in our case, you rather precisely can"
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"because when trading opens tomorrow, we're gonna drop like a stone."
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"I just want to say that, uh,"
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"if you need me to... go get sandwiches or coffee"
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"or step up from Regional Parks and run North America, I can,"
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"and I will. And that's just an offer on the table..."
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"- Fuck off, Tom. - Fuck you, Kendall."
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"- Don't talk to Tom like that. - It's OK. It's fine."
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"I mean, how can I not be the logical choice?"
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"Because you were about to be announced, Ken, and then you weren't."
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"tonight, is that Dad didn't want you running the company."
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"So if there was a list of 7 billion people on this planet"
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"that Dad would choose to be boss, we know you would be last."
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"Dad fired you, man."
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"No, he did not fire me."
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"He said it was just gonna take a little longer."
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"But he said that to be nice."
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"What I think he meant to say was that he wished"
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"because at least then it would be useful."
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"You're a dick."
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"- That's... - Too far?"
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"Look, the board are offering this to me."
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"You actually really, totally do."
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"I think you do."
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"I mean, we could probably take any appointment to court."
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"Jesus, Shiv, we're talking about court now?"
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"Fuck you!"
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"I didn't even want to talk about this, remember?"
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"Oh, you want me to actually say?"
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"you're wet, you're green, you're intellectually insecure,"
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"Bullshit."
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"You're not emotionally strong enough,"
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"I don't think all that, I'm just trying to be Dad's voice."
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"Bravo. It was an excellent impression."
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"Good. But Shiv's right."
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"that's unsaid..."
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"It's not unsaid when you say it."
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"No, I'm saying I'm not saying it,"
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"so, in fact, it is unsaid."
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"Hey, pal, why don't you go help Willa with her homework?"
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"Ouch. Asshole."
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"Listen, why don't you decide everything."
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"I don't care. I just observe."
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"I'm a UN white helmet. All right?"
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"Guys..."
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"Who else are you gonna get?"
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"I think Shiv would be great."
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"That's what I think."
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"but... no way."
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"I mean, she doesn't work in the company"
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