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Clips from Succession (2018) - Shit Show at the Fuck Factory (S01E01)

"I'll show you the way."
Succession (2018)
"- I'm sorry, Ken. - Thanks for coming over."
Succession (2018)
"OK, so look."
Succession (2018)
"We don't know what's going on."
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"Either way, he's not gonna be back tomorrow,"
Succession (2018)
"so, long story short,"
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"will you carry on as COO, step up on the board..."
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"- Become acting chairman. - Yes."
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"- No. - What?"
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"He fired me, Ken."
Succession (2018)
"Look, I don't know if he even knew what he was saying..."
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"Well, whatever else, there's no proof, legally,"
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"- So what's the problem? - I don't want to be chairman."
Succession (2018)
"I am just an attendant lord, here to swell a scene or two."
Succession (2018)
"What the fuck does that mean?"
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"Come on, don't do that."
Succession (2018)
"Mm-hmm."
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"- Frank, I don't understand. - Ju... We'll talk."
Succession (2018)
"There's a lot of mess to be cleaned up, Kendall,"
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"but you can do it, son."
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"You can."
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"And there's nothing I can say to change your mind?"
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"I'm sorry about your father."
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"And good luck, Kenny."
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"I told Greg to bring the change of trust."
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"It's gonna make you look pretty fucking heartless when you don't."
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"Don't give me a fuckin' scary look."
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"Ahh, fuck."
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"Shut up."
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"- Hello? - Greg."
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"Hey. Did you find those contracts Roman asked for?"
Succession (2018)
"Oh, I think you have the wrong ones."
Succession (2018)
"Um... right."
Succession (2018)
"Look, there's a lot of confusion."
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"'Cause if you have any doubt, maybe you can't find them,"
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"But if I do,"
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"'cause I..."
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"I think I have the right ones here."
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"Don't bring them in."
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"NO. I'M JUST TELLING YOU:"
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"All right, I get... I get it."
Succession (2018)
"So, who's the..."
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"Like, what's the chain of command here?"
Succession (2018)
"Are you the more senior sibling?"
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"Greg,"
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"it's simple."
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"You stay for a while, you can't find them,"
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"you come back. OK?"
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"- OK. - Thank you."
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"This is better."
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"Um..."
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"I'm just informing you, Roman as a board member"
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"No. I'm sorry, but even if we were talking about this,"
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"I'm sorry, then who the fuck would it be?"
Succession (2018)
"Are you insane?"
Succession (2018)
"- Dad made me COO. - I don't think so, dude."
Succession (2018)
"I think he was."
Succession (2018)
"You? The chief operating officer?"
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"he was loco in the coco, I don't know what is."
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"Well, I don't see it that way."
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"Come on. It was a negotiating position, Rome."
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"to get you to sign the change of trust."
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"Do you even know what it fucking involves?"
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"I mean, he conked out mid-game."
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"Are you calling me a dipshit?"
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"No. I love you, man, but you're not a serious person."
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"All right, fuck you. He's alive, you're not the fuckin' boss."
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"All right! Come on. Let's not throw shit around."
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"We need to move. The markets are gonna"
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"want to know who's behind the wheel."
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""Control the narrative." You probably yell that when you cum."
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""Oh! Control the narrative! Oh! Control it..."
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"No. Actually, we don't. 'Cause no one knows how serious it is."
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"So we don't have to say anything."
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"Oh, no. The law? Well, we can't break the law."
Succession (2018)
"Hey, Karolina?"
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"and people haven't been told?"
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"Um, not that I can think of. There was Apple, but that..."
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"Right, but if we... wanted to drag our feet on this,"
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"until we figure the moves..."
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"Well, once we do know,"
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"there's a duty to shareholders to let people..."
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"Yeah, but I don't... I don't know what we know."
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"I mean, this could be an allergic reaction."
Succession (2018)
"- It could be the flu. - Oh, come on."
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"Look at the fuckin' orchids. This is out there."
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"It's like we're being held hostage in the Honolulu airport."
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"But if we wanted to say something, you know, other than..."
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"It's called a lie, Shiv."
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"When you say the thing that's not, that's a lie."
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"Of course, I'm open to your suggestions"
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"on how to... finesse it."
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"Roman said bring in the papers,"
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"Shiv said don't bring in the papers."
Succession (2018)
"Well, I guess you need to decide which one of them is more important?"
Succession (2018)
"but Shiv seems like, I don't know, more bossy?"
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"All right. Well, can you just take some of the papers?"
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"Like, they're all plaid."
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"It's like a crisscross fuckin' minefield."
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"Oh, fuck the slippers, Greg."
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"I'm trying to strategize, Mom, with you!"
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"But you won't strategize."
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"Hey. What's up, Kendall?"
Succession (2018)
"You mix me up with your sponsor?"
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"Listen, I'm just calling to issue a reminder."
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"Your pecker's in my pocket, OK,"
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"Dickless Dickleby?"
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"Let others say what they want, but we stay dark."
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"the turmoil."
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"because Vaulter and our satellite sites"
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"have editorial independence..."
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"as set out in that piece of paper you signed."
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"You know what that piece of paper is to me?"
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"Nothing. OK?"
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"I'd jerk off on that paper and send it to you as a greeting card."
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""Mum's the word,""
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"motherfucker."
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"Hey, let's put something together"
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"about the Roy family shitshow."
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"but maybe we should just"
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