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Clips from Who's the Boss? - Double Date (S01E01)

"Excuse me, sir, may I cut in?"
Who's the Boss?
"-What? -Change partners."
Who's the Boss?
"-WouId you Iike to dance? -Why, thank you, Bobby."
Who's the Boss?
"Don't mention it."
Who's the Boss?
"PIease don't mention it."
Who's the Boss?
"-Miss Scranton's a pretty nice Iady. -She's not a Iady, she's my teacher."
Who's the Boss?
"You want me to keep a-- I'II keep, I promise, a Iow profiIe."
Who's the Boss?
"I know that it's hard to beIieve, but the dog reaIIy did eat my book report."
Who's the Boss?
"We got a IittIe probIem here."
Who's the Boss?
"Is there some pIace we couId fade into the scenery and taIk?"
Who's the Boss?
"-They're having such a good time. -Oh, reaIIy?"
Who's the Boss?
"The schooIs in New York are different from the ones here."
Who's the Boss?
"Here, the desks aren't even boIted to the fIoor."
Who's the Boss?
"You know, you reaIIy are something."
Who's the Boss?
"WeII, that's the kind of guy I am."
Who's the Boss?
"WouId you Iike to dance?"
Who's the Boss?
"You're a very good father."
Who's the Boss?
"You're a very good teacher."
Who's the Boss?
"This is the best parent-teacher conference I've ever had."
Who's the Boss?
"Me too."
Who's the Boss?
"Hooray for me. I won again!"
Who's the Boss?
"I don't wanna pIay anymore."
Who's the Boss?
"You have to Iearn how to Iose."
Who's the Boss?
"I aIready know how to Iose. I have to Iearn how to win!"
Who's the Boss?
"WeII, do you want us to just Iet you win?"
Who's the Boss?
"Okay."
Who's the Boss?
"-The debutante is home. -WeII, how was your first date?"
Who's the Boss?
"I'm entering the convent."
Who's the Boss?
"I don't think it went weII."
Who's the Boss?
"What happened? I am the Iaughingstock of the sixth grade."
Who's the Boss?
"Oh, come on. Why, because I kissed your teacher a IittIe?"
Who's the Boss?
"You did what?"
Who's the Boss?
"Tony kissed OId Lady Scranton?"
Who's the Boss?
"That's funny."
Who's the Boss?
"But not very."
Who's the Boss?
"It wasn't just the kissing. It was everything eIse."
Who's the Boss?
"Everything eIse?"
Who's the Boss?
"Tony, you sound Iike my kind of chaperone."
Who's the Boss?
"-Dad, just forget it. -No. I want to know. TeII me."
Who's the Boss?
"Okay. It was the kissing and it was the dancing..."
Who's the Boss?
"...and it was the taking pictures. Every time I turn around, you're there."
Who's the Boss?
"-Come on. I'm just-- -Why did you have to come?"
Who's the Boss?
"Hey, hey. Samantha."
Who's the Boss?
"-Jonathan.... -I know. Bedtime, right?"
Who's the Boss?
"Right."
Who's the Boss?
"Don't worry, Tony. I'II stiII Iike you."
Who's the Boss?
"Thanks, kiddo."
Who's the Boss?
"-Good night. -Good night."
Who's the Boss?
"I don't beIieve it. Sam just toId me to get Iost."
Who's the Boss?
"Oh, weII, she didn't say, ''Get Iost.''"
Who's the Boss?
"It feIt Iike ''get Iost.''"
Who's the Boss?
"WeII, maybe that's the probIem, Tony. Maybe you didn't Iet her go."
Who's the Boss?
"It's wrong for me to wanna be with my daughter?"
Who's the Boss?
"No, but is it wrong for her to want to be on her own?"
Who's the Boss?
"Tony, you have to start Ietting her go. I know it's gonna be hard."
Who's the Boss?
"Mother and I had the same probIem."
Who's the Boss?
"What? Are you kidding me? Give me a break."
Who's the Boss?
"I couIdn't wait to cut you Ioose from my apron strings."
Who's the Boss?
"Whenever I went out with my friends, you were there."
Who's the Boss?
"The beach, the movies. You even stayed up with us at sIumber parties."
Who's the Boss?
"WeII, somebody had to Iead the seances."
Who's the Boss?
"I was one of the gang. AII the girIs Ioved it."
Who's the Boss?
"No, Mother, not aII the girIs."
Who's the Boss?
"Now it comes out. FinaIIy, huh? After aII of these years."
Who's the Boss?
"SaIIy Watson never Iiked me."
Who's the Boss?
"No. Mother, SaIIy Watson Ioved you."
Who's the Boss?
"And weII she shouId. I put her in touch with the spirit of James Dean."
Who's the Boss?
"That's not what I'm saying."
Who's the Boss?
"I know what you're saying. Get out of here. Tony, now, Iisten."
Who's the Boss?
"You've got to back off, and you have to cut Sam some sIack."
Who's the Boss?
"Now, if you don't, one of these days, she's going to turn on you."
Who's the Boss?
"Just Iike..."
Who's the Boss?
"...this."
Who's the Boss?
"Sam, honey, it's me."
Who's the Boss?
"I guessed."
Who's the Boss?
"You guessed."
Who's the Boss?
"Hey, I got these two tickets to the County Fair on Saturday."
Who's the Boss?
"-Dad. -Maybe you wanna take..."
Who's the Boss?
"Thanks, Dad."
Who's the Boss?
"Honey..."
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"...I know-- I know tonight was your night."
Who's the Boss?
"Yeah, kind of."
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"-Yeah, and I stomped aII over it. -WeII, a IittIe."
Who's the Boss?
"I think it's great that you're the coach of my basebaII team."
Who's the Boss?
"Yeah."
Who's the Boss?
"-And my soccer team. -Yeah."
Who's the Boss?
"And my basketbaII team."
Who's the Boss?
"You're just Iike one of the gang."
Who's the Boss?
"Oh, boy."
Who's the Boss?
"You're sick of my face, huh?"
Who's the Boss?
"No. I Iike having you around most of the time."
Who's the Boss?
"It's just a Iot of the time, you're around too much of the time."
Who's the Boss?
"I got it. Hey..."
Who's the Boss?
"...I can't heIp it if I'm so overprotective. What can I say? I'm sorry. I'm ItaIian."
Who's the Boss?
"And I'm sorry I yeIIed at you. But what can I say? I'm ItaIian too."
Who's the Boss?
"...you want me to give up the soccer team? Gone."
Who's the Boss?
"Nah."
Who's the Boss?
"I want you to give up OId Lady Scranton."
Who's the Boss?
"How about basebaII?"
Who's the Boss?
"How about OId Lady Scranton?"
Who's the Boss?
"WeII, see, Sam, here's the thing. I reaIIy-- She's--"
Who's the Boss?
"-I kind of Iike her. -Okay."
Who's the Boss?
"Hey, she won't be my teacher after June, right?"
Who's the Boss?
"Boy, you're starting to think Iike a grown-up."
Who's the Boss?
"But Dad, untiI I get out of the sixth grade..."
Who's the Boss?
"...maybe you two couId kind of sneak around?"
Who's the Boss?
"Now you're reaIIy starting to think Iike a grown-up."
Who's the Boss?
"Mother, I didn't beIieve in seances in high schooI..."
Who's the Boss?
"...and I don't beIieve in them now."
Who's the Boss?
"Oh, AngeIa, can the gab and park your buns."
Who's the Boss?
"AngeIa, not everything in this universe is expIainabIe."
Who's the Boss?
"Look at Boy George."
Who's the Boss?
"Oh, aII right. AII right."
Who's the Boss?
"If I'm going to do this, I wanna contact somebody I've aIways admired."
Who's the Boss?
"What about Ghandi?"
Who's the Boss?
"What about EIvis?"
Who's the Boss?
"How about UncIe Vinnie?"
Who's the Boss?
"-Okay. Good. -You'II Iove this guy."
Who's the Boss?
"CIose your eyes and concentrate. AngeIa, cIose your eyes."
Who's the Boss?
"Ready?"
Who's the Boss?
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