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Clips from Family Guy - Disney's The Reboot (S18E18)

"Good morning, goddess."
Family Guy
"You know, I just want to say again that you were"
Family Guy
"totally right last night to bring up"
Family Guy
"that thing I did wrong 11 years ago."
Family Guy
"And please feel free to bring it up again anytime,"
Family Guy
"even if we're talking about something completely unrelated."
Family Guy
"Thank you, Peter, I will."
Family Guy
"(laughs): Oh, I-I know you will."
Family Guy
"-Morning, Lois. -Hey, girl."
Family Guy
"Oh, hello, gay couple who's constantly jogging."
Family Guy
"What are you up to this morning?"
Family Guy
"Just adopting and pucker-kissing."
Family Guy
"Yeah, we're network TV gay,"
Family Guy
"so all we can do is adopt children"
Family Guy
"and pucker-kiss, no tongue stuff."
Family Guy
"-Isn't that right, sweetie? -BOTH: Mwah!"
Family Guy
"Well, I'm off to my high-powered job"
Family Guy
"at a fashion magazine, greeting card company or winery."
Family Guy
"I can't wait to see which."
Family Guy
"LOIS: Oh, yay! It's a winery!"
Family Guy
"Good morning, Judy Greer."
Family Guy
"Morning, Lois. How was your night last night?"
Family Guy
"Great. I worked out, made dinner,"
Family Guy
"a little family time,"
Family Guy
"and had Peter's ankles up in the air by 11:00."
Family Guy
"God, I admire you."
Family Guy
"That's what you're here for, Judy Greer."
Family Guy
"-Oh? What about? -He didn't say."
Family Guy
"Aw, meeting with the boss."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God."
Family Guy
"Peter, there's a spider in here!"
Family Guy
"Yeah, I know, genius."
Family Guy
"Hi, Lois."
Family Guy
"I wanted to let you know"
Family Guy
"I'm considering you for a big promotion."
Family Guy
"Really? That's amazing."
Family Guy
"(chuckles): Well, the job's not yours yet."
Family Guy
"It's between you and one other person,"
Family Guy
"Smarmy J. Tie-Straightener the Third."
Family Guy
"I hit a gay jogger on my way to work today."
Family Guy
"Sorry I only satisfied you twice tonight."
Family Guy
"I found a pouch of Big League Chew earlier,"
Family Guy
"and my jaw is worn out."
Family Guy
"You did great, Peter."
Family Guy
"Aw, I just don't know what to do about this thing at work."
Family Guy
"I-- Are we still talking about that?"
Family Guy
"I mean, it's fine if we are, w-we just--"
Family Guy
"We talked about it before dinner"
Family Guy
"and-and during dinner and after dinner."
Family Guy
"No, you're right. I'll be fine."
Family Guy
"Good night, Peter."
Family Guy
"(sighs): Oh."
Family Guy
"I just want this promotion so bad."
Family Guy
"Okay, so we are talking about it."
Family Guy
"You know what? I'll make a vision board."
Family Guy
"See my success and be my success."
Family Guy
"My testosterone is so low I could not have thought of that."
Family Guy
"Would you like me to put on our sleep ocean noises"
Family Guy
"with an occasional shocking seagull screech?"
Family Guy
"Yes, thanks. I have a big day tomorrow."
Family Guy
"Good night."
Family Guy
"(ocean waves sloshing)"
Family Guy
"(seagull screeches)"
Family Guy
"May I have your attention, please?"
Family Guy
"Now, I know you're all wondering"
Family Guy
"who is going to get the big promotion,"
Family Guy
"Excuse me, where do I put this briefcase full of money?"
Family Guy
"Uh, who are you?"
Family Guy
"I'm president of Wine and Paint Night Incorporated."
Family Guy
"Lois Griffin just landed my account"
Family Guy
"through her wit, charm and professionalism."
Family Guy
"Is that so? Well, in that case,"
Family Guy
"the big promotion goes to Lois Griffin!"
Family Guy
"What can I say? I love my wife."
Family Guy
"Eh, it's my show. Why shouldn't this be me?"
Family Guy
"'Cause I'm the funny one."
Family Guy
"Not on this show you're not."
Family Guy
"Or am I?"
Family Guy
"Ah, I thought we had one more face."
Family Guy
"So, what did you think?"
Family Guy
"will affect the jobs of hundreds of people."
Family Guy
"Come on, you idiots, don't screw me."
Family Guy
"The show is from a woman's perspective,"
Family Guy
"Okay, well, what if I told you shut up?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, kind of changes things, doesn't it?"
Family Guy
"Anyone else?"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, I was scrolling through the weather"
Family Guy
"in random cities."
Family Guy
"Great! You're taking this very seriously."
Family Guy
"What's so hard to get?"
Family Guy
"You just need to have grown up in the '80s"
Family Guy
"but still be a teenager."
Family Guy
"So, based on that one episode featuring Lois,"
Family Guy
"how many of you would likely watch a second?"
Family Guy
"LOIS: Son of a bitch!"
Family Guy
"Anything else?"
Family Guy
"Huh, 76 in Santa Fe right now."
Family Guy
"It's a focus group of Arby's executives"
Family Guy
"watching us eat."
Family Guy
"-Oh! -No way!"
Family Guy
"-He ate it! -People will eat anything!"
Family Guy
"50 bucks says the fat girl eats"
Family Guy
"a third Big Beef 'n Cheddar. Who's on it?"
Family Guy
"All right, kid, take your time."
Family Guy
"-Yeah! -Gross! -Damn it!"
Family Guy
"Many recent shows have found success"
Family Guy
"by rebooting themselves as gritty supernatural teen dramas,"
Family Guy
"like Teen Wolf or Riverdale,"
Family Guy
"which are watched by as many as 6,000 people a year,"
Family Guy
"so we thought a similar approach might work for Family Guy."
Family Guy
"I'm guessing we're wrong, but let's find out for sure."
Family Guy
"(slow, dramatic music playing)"
Family Guy
"¶ It's a show for teens ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ But what does normal mean ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"Thanks, Chris. We're almost ready"
Family Guy
"for the important sports game."
Family Guy
"Good gender-fluid shower?"
Family Guy
"Great gender-fluid shower."
Family Guy
"Dad, what are you doing here?"
Family Guy
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