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Clips from Family Guy - Disney's The Reboot (S18E18)

"See all-new episodes Sundays, and check out our other Fox programs--"
Family Guy
"Oh, jeez, I'm so excited."
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER: Only on Fox."
Family Guy
"¶ It seems today that all you see ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ But where are those good old-fashioned values ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ On which we used to rely? ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Laugh and cry ¶"
Family Guy
"most beloved television shows: Family Guy."
Family Guy
"-(upbeat sitcom music playing) -LOIS: ¶ This is our time ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ This is a short song for syndication. ¶"
Family Guy
"Great! More and more women are doing that."
Family Guy
"(bicycle bell rings)"
Family Guy
"(gasps) Oh, I almost forgot."
Family Guy
"But it sounded hashtag serious."
Family Guy
"This is gonna be worse than finding a spider in the kitchen."
Family Guy
"Good night, perfect."
Family Guy
"Excuse me. (clears throat)"
Family Guy
"and I'm proud to announce that person is Smarmy..."
Family Guy
"And please keep in mind that your spontaneous comments"
Family Guy
"but it still felt like it was written by a man."
Family Guy
"You know what, I don't really get Family Guy."
Family Guy
"Hey, what's going on in that room?"
Family Guy
"-Okay. -I'll take that. -You got it."
Family Guy
"-Oh, come on, buddy. -Don't do it. -Here she comes."
Family Guy
"FEMALE SINGER: ¶ Ooh, ooh... ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Ooh, ooh... ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ A sexy show for teens ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ In a world that's on fire? ¶"
Family Guy
"-Hey, guys. -Hey, Ruth."
Family Guy
"owned by the same parent company as the network."
Family Guy
"So, what can I get for you sexy teens?"
Family Guy
"(upbeat rock music playing)"
Family Guy
"FEMALE SINGER: ¶ Interior club ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Moments later. ¶"
Family Guy
"Yep. I think she's the one kid"
Family Guy
"-Patty?! -I'll be right there."
Family Guy
"I just have to drink a product- placement beverage first."
Family Guy
"(howling in distance)"
Family Guy
"Patty, are you out here?"
Family Guy
"Oh, I hope nothing happened"
Family Guy
"She's dead."
Family Guy
"Guys, it's time to fire up our superpowers,"
Family Guy
"Are you here to protect Zac and I?"
Family Guy
"Zac and me, but yeah."
Family Guy
"on a pinecone."
Family Guy
"(exhales)"
Family Guy
"Now what happens?"
Family Guy
"if the girls were wearing white shirts and black bras?"
Family Guy
"Peter, did you write the focus group questions?"
Family Guy
"I know you've been here all day,"
Family Guy
"¶ All the things that make us ¶"
Family Guy
"Hello? Oh, hey there, Stewie."
Family Guy
"since you're in Queensland, Australia, where you moved"
Family Guy
"(laughter)"
Family Guy
"(laughter, applause)"
Family Guy
"Uh, Stewie, I better go. Tricia's giving me that look."
Family Guy
"Chris, I'm standing here in the living room"
Family Guy
"I can't do that."
Family Guy
"(laughter, applause)"
Family Guy
"Luckily, I'm the town windower."
Family Guy
"(bottle squirts)"
Family Guy
"means drugs."
Family Guy
"Yeah, Netflix is awesome."
Family Guy
"it's a marketing tool."
Family Guy
"(dramatic, pulsing music playing)"
Family Guy
"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"(dark, gentle music playing)"
Family Guy
"(blows)"
Family Guy
"See? Wasn't that terrible?"
Family Guy
"-Yeah, yeah, right? -(chatter, dishes clinking)"
Family Guy
"(man coughing)"
Family Guy
"The new iPhone is large."
Family Guy
"(woman coughing)"
Family Guy
"MAN 1: Boo! You stink!"
Family Guy
"MAN 2: Yeah! Dane Cook already did all these halves of jokes."
Family Guy
"I don't go down to Burger King."
Family Guy
"That was terrible."
Family Guy
"I'm sick of all the voices on your show."
Family Guy
"So, what does that mean?"
Family Guy
"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"Are you ready for the new season of Family Guy?"
Family Guy
"Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons and Bless the Harts."
Family Guy
"¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶"
Family Guy
"Welcome, everyone."
Family Guy
"My name is Von Jiener,"
Family Guy
"and I'm Vice President of Creative Bankruptcy"
Family Guy
"for the Fox TV network,"
Family Guy
"which, at the time of this writing,"
Family Guy
"is still a thing that exists."
Family Guy
"Just from looking at your clothes and weight,"
Family Guy
"I can tell you all watch a lot of free network television."
Family Guy
"Am I right?"
Family Guy
"(laughs) Excellent."
Family Guy
"You have been selected to be part of a focus group"
Family Guy
"that could affect one of America's"
Family Guy
"That woman looks exactly like me."
Family Guy
"That's your reflection, Peter."
Family Guy
"Oh."
Family Guy
"I'm beautiful."
Family Guy
"As you may or may not care,"
Family Guy
"Family Guy is in its 17th season."
Family Guy
"And since Fox is now owned by Disney,"
Family Guy
"which will someday be owned by Netflix,"
Family Guy
"which will someday be owned by Pornhub,"
Family Guy
"we have decided that Family Guy is ready for a reboot."
Family Guy
"Reboot? I thought they said it was a couple of tweaks."
Family Guy
"Yeah, we're supposed to trust these idiots?"
Family Guy
"That woman has her finger up her nose."
Family Guy
"That's still your reflection, Peter."
Family Guy
"Oh. She's beautiful."
Family Guy
"Now, as most unfunny women will tell you,"
Family Guy
"women are very funny."
Family Guy
"That's why our first reboot is built around"
Family Guy
"the very popular Louise."
Family Guy
"-LOIS: It's Lois. -Whatever. The mom."
Family Guy
"¶ This is our moment ¶"
Family Guy
"Lois!"
Family Guy
"Going to work, huh?"
Family Guy
"Yes, Joe, I'm going to work."
Family Guy
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