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Clips from Dawson's Creek (1998) - Alternative Lifestyles (S02E02)

then you're always struggling to catch up.

"then you're always struggling to catch up."

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next thing you know, you're out on the street, drunk and dirty wheeling a shopping cart.

"next thing you know, you're out on the street, drunk and dirty wheeling a shopping cart."

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- Andie, you're rich. Rich people don't end up on the street, they end up in Florida.

"- Andie, you're rich. Rich people don't end up on the street, they end up in Florida."

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- Come on! You've got to help me. I mean, do you know anybody that's in there?

"- Come on! You've got to help me. I mean, do you know anybody that's in there?"

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Um... microeconomics is... microeconomics is when... Pass.

"Um... microeconomics is... microeconomics is when... Pass."

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- Kenny?

"- Kenny?"

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When macroeconomics is study of individual areas of economic activity...

"When macroeconomics is study of individual areas of economic activity..."

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This week you're going to pair up and play a game

"This week you're going to pair up and play a game"

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an extensive annual budget for your fictional household.

"an extensive annual budget for your fictional household."

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I strongly recommend research trips into the field.

"I strongly recommend research trips into the field."

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How much money will you have to spend a year on food, clothing, travel?

"How much money will you have to spend a year on food, clothing, travel?"

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And these are the questions I want you to answer. So let's begin. Andie?

"And these are the questions I want you to answer. So let's begin. Andie?"

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- Pacey Witter...

"- Pacey Witter..."

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- Kenny Reily? Mr. Matick is it possible to switch partners?

"- Kenny Reily? Mr. Matick is it possible to switch partners?"

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- Okay, a wealthy couple, Dawson you're a stockbroker and Jen, you're an engineer.

"- Okay, a wealthy couple, Dawson you're a stockbroker and Jen, you're an engineer."

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annual income, $400,000 a year. Last, but not least, Joey Potter.

"annual income, $400,000 a year. Last, but not least, Joey Potter."

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raising two kids on your own. Is that everybody?

"raising two kids on your own. Is that everybody?"

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- This assignment is so lame.

"- This assignment is so lame."

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Pretending to be people we're never going to be,

"Pretending to be people we're never going to be,"

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- The point is getting us thinking about economic problems

"- The point is getting us thinking about economic problems"

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- You have an idea.

"- You have an idea."

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- No, I don't. Admit it, Dawson, you've got it all mapped out.

"- No, I don't. Admit it, Dawson, you've got it all mapped out."

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"You're going to go off to Hollywood, become some high profile movie director,"

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Excuse me?

"Excuse me?"

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- When I close my eyes and think about where

"- When I close my eyes and think about where"

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I'll be in 10 years it's blank, I have no idea.

"I'll be in 10 years it's blank, I have no idea."

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- This project is just going to depress me.

"- This project is just going to depress me."

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- I think it will be fun.

"- I think it will be fun."

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- Well, you have nothing to worry about.

"- Well, you have nothing to worry about."

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Look this is the moment of truth.

"Look this is the moment of truth."

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- What? Who are you?

"- What? Who are you?"

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- No you're not. Go away.

"- No you're not. Go away."

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- Um, could you just do the assignment and put my name on it?

"- Um, could you just do the assignment and put my name on it?"

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I mean, you're going to working together the whole week.

"I mean, you're going to working together the whole week."

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It's the perfect opportunity.

"It's the perfect opportunity."

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- I want you to jump the gun. His gun, and I want all the gory details.

"- I want you to jump the gun. His gun, and I want all the gory details."

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you don't dump the water on the floor.

"you don't dump the water on the floor."

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- Look, I know I've made a few blunders, but I'm not a screw-up.

"- Look, I know I've made a few blunders, but I'm not a screw-up."

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- Here. I'll do it. Don't worry about it. Just go wipe off the counters.

"- Here. I'll do it. Don't worry about it. Just go wipe off the counters."

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- What is going on here? Is something flooding?

"- What is going on here? Is something flooding?"

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- No, Jack... nevermind. I've taken care of it,

"- No, Jack... nevermind. I've taken care of it,"

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but can we save some of this clean-up for tomorrow?

"but can we save some of this clean-up for tomorrow?"

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I'm so paranoid that the health department is just going to jump down our throats.

"I'm so paranoid that the health department is just going to jump down our throats."

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It's worth 1/3 of my grade.

"It's worth 1/3 of my grade."

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I have to prepare a household budget for a single career mother and

"I have to prepare a household budget for a single career mother and"

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I have no idea what I'm doing.

"I have no idea what I'm doing."

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I know how to do it's budget money.

"I know how to do it's budget money."

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- You know, you're right. I should get some advice.

"- You know, you're right. I should get some advice."

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- I can do it. You keep cleaning, and I'll advise.

"- I can do it. You keep cleaning, and I'll advise."

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- Thanks, Bess, but you can barely get your bills paid on time.

"- Thanks, Bess, but you can barely get your bills paid on time."

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Thanks for the offer but I think I'll find somebody else.

"Thanks for the offer but I think I'll find somebody else."

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As long as I get this Viper, everything will be alright.

"As long as I get this Viper, everything will be alright."

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- Pacey, you are a bus driver, and I am a salesclerk.

"- Pacey, you are a bus driver, and I am a salesclerk."

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Since we have 3 kids, we should get a four-bedroom house.

"Since we have 3 kids, we should get a four-bedroom house."

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- Kids don't need their own rooms.

"- Kids don't need their own rooms."

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- Hey it's got passenger side airbags.

"- Hey it's got passenger side airbags."

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- Well, Mr. Matick said we should do some research in the field so...

"- Well, Mr. Matick said we should do some research in the field so..."

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let's go apartment scouting.

"let's go apartment scouting."

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- Hi honey. Where's Dawson?

"- Hi honey. Where's Dawson?"

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- He's, uh, studying next door.

"- He's, uh, studying next door."

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- Yeah, I'll bet.

"- Yeah, I'll bet."

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Frank from accounting had to give me a ride home.

"Frank from accounting had to give me a ride home."

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- Please, don't tell me your mad about that.

"- Please, don't tell me your mad about that."

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I don't know what to do to get it back.

"I don't know what to do to get it back."

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I don't know maybe this idea of an open, this open marriage thing.

"I don't know maybe this idea of an open, this open marriage thing."

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- Mitch..

"- Mitch.."

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- Meaning?

"- Meaning?"

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- Meaning from this moment on Thursday night is date night,

"- Meaning from this moment on Thursday night is date night,"

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when whatever we want, and the only rule is that we're honest about it.

"when whatever we want, and the only rule is that we're honest about it."

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See, there's no need to lie, an open marriage allows us that.

"See, there's no need to lie, an open marriage allows us that."

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- Um, maybe we should send our kid's to state school.

"- Um, maybe we should send our kid's to state school."

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It would be a hell of a lot cheaper.

"It would be a hell of a lot cheaper."

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- Dawson, if we had kids they'd be Ivy League material.

"- Dawson, if we had kids they'd be Ivy League material."

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- These prices are astronomical. According to our tax bracket,

"- These prices are astronomical. According to our tax bracket,"

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how we're going to afford to send our kids to college,

"how we're going to afford to send our kids to college,"

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I don't know, it's like we're actually married.

"I don't know, it's like we're actually married."

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Who knows maybe 20 years on down the line... could be us.

"Who knows maybe 20 years on down the line... could be us."

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- I think these travel expenses are a little bit unrealistic.

"- I think these travel expenses are a little bit unrealistic."

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I mean, we're going to want to go someplace warm in the winter, right?

"I mean, we're going to want to go someplace warm in the winter, right?"

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- Figi! I could totally do Figi.

"- Figi! I could totally do Figi."

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That'd be cool. Um, we should, um, call our travel agent,

"That'd be cool. Um, we should, um, call our travel agent,"

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do some price checking. Should we take the kids?

"do some price checking. Should we take the kids?"

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Well, Dawson, we've agreed on practically every aspect of married life,

"Well, Dawson, we've agreed on practically every aspect of married life,"

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- Kind of like right now.

"- Kind of like right now."

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Well, I think we've done enough work for tonight. What do you think?

"Well, I think we've done enough work for tonight. What do you think?"

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- I think so. I'll see you tomorrow.

"- I think so. I'll see you tomorrow."

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- Yep. As is.

"- Yep. As is."

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- Still want that Viper?

"- Still want that Viper?"

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- What are we doing here? Are we doing this project or are we moving in together?

"- What are we doing here? Are we doing this project or are we moving in together?"

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We've looked at twelve different apartment buildings and for what?

"We've looked at twelve different apartment buildings and for what?"

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- Is that my fault?

"- Is that my fault?"

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- Yes! It is your fault.

"- Yes! It is your fault."

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I'm sorry I'm not the biggest slacker on the planet.

"I'm sorry I'm not the biggest slacker on the planet."

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- No, Pacey, there's lazy and then there's you.

"- No, Pacey, there's lazy and then there's you."

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Are you trying to win some teen rebel award?

"Are you trying to win some teen rebel award?"

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and everyone that doesn't fit into your little self-destructive agenda.

"and everyone that doesn't fit into your little self-destructive agenda."

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- Let's get one thing straight. You don't know me.

"- Let's get one thing straight. You don't know me."

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- Well enlighten me. My econ. grade depends on it.

"- Well enlighten me. My econ. grade depends on it."

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This label is permanent. I can't erase it, and I can't trade it in for a new one.

"This label is permanent. I can't erase it, and I can't trade it in for a new one."

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I could bring home an 'A' in econ. or an 'F'.

"I could bring home an 'A' in econ. or an 'F'."

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like that and see if you can stay motivated.

"like that and see if you can stay motivated."

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You want to know the reason this assignment is so fascinating to you?

"You want to know the reason this assignment is so fascinating to you?"

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You drive around in your Saab, you buy your new clothes,

"You drive around in your Saab, you buy your new clothes,"

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and you basically throw your money away.

"and you basically throw your money away."

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The idea that people actually have to budget their money is like some novelty to you.

"The idea that people actually have to budget their money is like some novelty to you."

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- You know what, you're right.

"- You know what, you're right."

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I don't know anything about me and you know even less about me so just leave me alone!

"I don't know anything about me and you know even less about me so just leave me alone!"

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- So.. are you going to take the apartment?

"- So.. are you going to take the apartment?"

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- Hi.

"- Hi."

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- Hi. I'm Joey Potter. Thank you so much for seeing me Miss Weston.

"- Hi. I'm Joey Potter. Thank you so much for seeing me Miss Weston."

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- Oh please, Joey, call me Laura.

"- Oh please, Joey, call me Laura."

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in your name since you're the living embodiment of a single, successful career woman.

"in your name since you're the living embodiment of a single, successful career woman."

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Dayle, can you bring me the filing portfolio? I need to look at it before the meeting.

"Dayle, can you bring me the filing portfolio? I need to look at it before the meeting."

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- Well you must have always been pretty ambitious to be doing so well, I mean...

"- Well you must have always been pretty ambitious to be doing so well, I mean..."

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A few years ago I was the quintessential housewife.

"A few years ago I was the quintessential housewife."

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and spend the other half, in design. Thanks.

"and spend the other half, in design. Thanks."

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- You must be incredibly talented.

"- You must be incredibly talented."

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- Incredibly hard-working is what I am. Oh and Joey,

"- Incredibly hard-working is what I am. Oh and Joey,"

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- They look good to me.

"- They look good to me."

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- Well, I work in a restaurant and with it like that,

"- Well, I work in a restaurant and with it like that,"

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