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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Florence Henderson (S01E01)

"♪ It's time to light the lights"
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"♪ To introduce our guest star"
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"♪ To introduce to you"
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"♪ But now let's get things started"
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"(gong sounds)"
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"one of the most exciting acrobatic acts"
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"(♪ fanfare)"
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"(♪ fanfare)"
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"(♪ fanfare) (grunting)"
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"Well, at least the stage."
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"George? Will you go out there and clean up after the pigs, please?"
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"What, and get out of show business?"
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"♪ Out on the new horizon"
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"♪ You may see the floating motion of a distant pair of wings"
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"♪ You might have heard my footsteps"
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"Move it! Move it! Get out of here."
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"Aah! (loud kiss)"
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"(snorting)"
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"(♪ tea dance)"
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"is they don't know what they want."
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"in fact, I'm sure it is - but you're beautiful."
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"Now tell me the truth."
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"Yeah, why not?"
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"(laughs hysterically)"
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"Florence, your eyes are like two limpid pools."
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"Oh, Kermit!"
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"What happened? What happened?"
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"Hii-yah! Piggy! Stop it!"
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"This is a song he would sing"
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"♪ Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston pie"
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"OK. Time once again, friends,"
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"I don't understand, Piggy."
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"France's bacon, Italy's bacon, Czechoslovakia's bacon."
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""A woman who laughs at her own jokes"
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"seldom has branches on her shoetrees.""
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"That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard."
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"(Kermit) No, no, you don't want to see the acrobatic act."
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"(all) Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"with another vital question for our panel -"
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""Do attack dogs make good house pets?""
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"Yeesh."
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"Great! Wonderful! Love 'em!"
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"OK, OK, OK, OK."
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"Gotcha. Gotcha. Presenting a bare stage."
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"but me and a lot of the guys are really fond of you."
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"♪ I think about you day and night"
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"♪ It's only right"
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"♪ And hold her tight"
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"(both) ♪ So happy together"
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"Come on, everybody, sing it!"
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"Sounds more like Bacon... from a ham."
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"Oh, Sweetums,"
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"from the planet Koozebane."
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"Ah, there she is, and what a beauty."
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"Now the tender ritual begins."
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"(hysterical laughter)"
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"Hiiii-yoo!"
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"Hoop hoop!"
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"Hey, listen. Thank you, Florence, for being our guest."
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"Are you Miss Henderson? You know I am, Fozzie."
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"It's The Muppet Show, with our special guest star"
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"Miss Florence Henderson."
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"(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)"
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"♪ It's time to play the music"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"♪ It's time to dress up right"
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"♪ It's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"Prices are so high,"
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"yesterday I bought a pound of hamburger and had to have a cosigner."
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"♪ That's what I'm here to do"
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"♪ So it really makes me happy"
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"Miss Florence Henderson!"
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"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational"
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"♪ Celebrational, Muppetational"
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"♪ This is what we call"
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"(applause)"
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"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you."
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"Now, welcome to the show,"
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"and what a fantastic program we have for you tonight."
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"Our guest star is the beautiful and talented Florence Henderson."
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"Boy, she is really great. But to open the show,"
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"in the entire business -"
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"the Bouncing Borsolino Brothers."
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"They've been bouncing since they were baby boys."
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"In fact, the doctor wasn't even sure they were boys"
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"until they stopped bouncing."
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"So here they are, all the way from Boston -"
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"the Bouncing Borsolino Brothers! Yeah!"
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"(circus music)"
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"El pyramido. The pyramid."
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"One. (♪ fanfare)"
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"Two."
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"Three."
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"Four."
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"Five."
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"Six. That's me."
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"(grunting) (drumroll)"
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"(♪ fanfare)"
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"Why did you do that, Tiny? I didn't do nothing."
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"I told you not to get on the top."
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"Well, they really brought down the house."
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"(both laugh)"
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"...975 pounds. I told you not to get on the top."
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"You're a big disappointment, you guys."
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"Hey, will you guys watch it? Hey, watch it."
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"I am sick and tired of cleaning up after them lousy pigs."
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"Well, George, you can always quit."
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"George, will you move the body?"
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"All right, I'll move the body."
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"(doorbell)"
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"My brother has ghosts in his attic."
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"Yeah. He's on the Ten Most Haunted list."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, we're happy now, truly,"
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"to present a star of stage, screen and television,"
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"our guest for the evening,"
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"the lovely Miss Florence Henderson."
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"(♪ "Elusive Butterfly" by Bob Lind)"
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"♪ You might wake up some morning"
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"♪ To the sound of something moving past your window in the wind"
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