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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"Stay with me, it's gonna come to me."
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"So what happened? She took you up to a hotel room on the first date."
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"So the message is, I should treat every woman like a whore?"
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"Can you blame her? You called her a hooker."
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"I'm sorry, dude. It was funny."
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"Yeah. Well, it's getting late."
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"Yeah, that really expensive hotel room you put on your credit card,"
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"never checked out. By the way, you know what's super fun?"
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"Pouring Dom Perignon down a bathtub drain."
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"Well, it's almost 3:00. Got a massage. Toodles!"
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"Come on. If you don't laugh, it just seems mean."
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"Come on, Ted. Let's get you a hooker. It'll be fun."
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"Sandy time. Sandy time!"
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"What did you guys talk about in there, anything interesting?"
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""Really? I couldn't imagine you cranky.""
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"Well, it's just an internship for the record for everybody..."
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"Oh, and Paralegally Blonde isn't here in her low-cut dress to make me jealous?"
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"(PEOPLE CHEERING)"
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"(ROBIN GIGGLES)"
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"Barney,"
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"Okay, well, I guess now is as good a time as any."
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"Look, maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I'm sorry, that's a deal-breaker for me."
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"Yep. Could you just excuse us for one minute?"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"- Oh, what firm? - Douglas, O'Halloran and Stamp."
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"Yeah, that sounds great."
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"and he still hasn't noticed."
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"until you're in a serious relationship with someone else?"
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"But I can't do this, you're a hooker."
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"and your slump's over."
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"I should just skip this thing entirely."
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"And, who knows, maybe we will wind up getting married someday,"
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"Yes, I'm a paralegal."
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"So, Sandy, what do you do?"
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"I came here to support you as a friend, and frankly, I'm sick of trying."
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"Yeah? Maybe it's too bad we don't have a room."
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"- Congratulations. - Oh, thanks."
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"Should we go?"
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"Thanks."
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"- Robin, where's Sandy Rivers? - I put him in a cab."
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"I was just trying to make Ted jealous."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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