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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S02E02)

"I have no idea what's going on in this script..."
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"- and it's not in a cool Inception kind of way. - Just try, okay?"
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"So then they take off our wet clothes..."
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"and we do the rest of the scene in our underwear."
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"- Wait. I'm in my tighty-whiteys? - Yeah."
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"But... I can't be on stage..."
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"in front of the whole school in my tighty-whiteys."
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"They're gonna be able to see my whole... business."
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"Come on. It'll just be like going to the pool."
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"I wear a swim shirt at the pool."
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"I tell everybody it's because I burn easily, but, look-"
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"I know I'm a big athlete, and it's not manly or anything..."
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"but I'm kinda insecure about how I look."
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"Come on. You just-"
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"You know, you have a different body type."
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"but you still think I'm hot, right?"
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"Mmm, yeah. Of course."
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"So then you're just gonna have to trust me..."
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"that you're the hottest guy in school."
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"- Okay? - Okay."
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"Come here."
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"Then, after that, Frank-N-Furter's gonna come down in an elevator."
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"When he comes down, we are scared."
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"I might faint."
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"...making it the zoo's first Unitarian chimp wedding..."
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"in over six years."
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"- And we certainly wish the couple well. - Oh, yeah."
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"And now, let's mosey on over to Sue's Corner."
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"Take it away, Sue."
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"Thanks, Rod."
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"You know, Halloween is fast approaching-"
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"and little girls to dress like whores..."
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"and go door to door browbeating hardworking Americans into giving them free food."
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"Well, you know what, western Ohio?"
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"We've lost the true meaning of Halloween-"
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"Fear."
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"Halloween is that magical day of the year..."
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"when a child is told their grandmother's a demon..."
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"who's been feeding them rat casserole..."
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"with a crunchy garnish of their own scabs."
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"Children must know fear."
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"Without it, they won't know how to behave."
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"They'll try frenching grizzly bears, or consider living in Florida."
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"So, moms, skip trick-or-treating this year..."
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"and instead, sit your little toddler down..."
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"and before he went out to sharpen his pitchfork..."
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"he whispered to Mommy that you look delicious."
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"And that's how Sue... sees it."
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"Sue, you're the cat's pajamas."
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"And we'll be right back."
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"Hello, Sue. I'm Barry Jeffries. This is Tim Stanwick."
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"- Do you mind if we sit? - We loved Sue's Corner last night."
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"Oh, yeah. You know, we come from the world of cable news..."
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"and we have... ideas."
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"You see, good news is about information..."
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"but great news is about fear."
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"- For example. Tim? - Mmm?"
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"- Did you hear about that swarm of Africanized killer bees? - No."
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"Wouldn't it be awful to see an entire town..."
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"- overrun by killer bees? - I'm sorry."
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"Did you just say, Tim, an entire town..."
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"overrun by killer bees?"
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"- Well, I just- - There's your quote."
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"And you can replace killer bees with whatever you want. Terrorists."
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"- Mexicans. - Mexican terrorists."
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"- Ants. - Mexican terrorist ants."
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"So what can I do for you?"
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"Someone at this school is seeking the stage rights..."
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"to Rocky Horror as this year's musical."
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"I take it you know the show."
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"When I was younger, I took my sister to the show."
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"The audience was so enraged..."
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"having a disabled person in their midst-"
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"You know what they did?"
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"They threw toast at us."
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"Um- Uh-"
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"- Whoa. - You want me to shut it down?"
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"No. No."
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"We want you to do an expose..."
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"proving that the secular-progressive agenda..."
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"has finally arrived here, in the Lima, Ohio School District."
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"Sue..."
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"it's got local Emmy written all over it."
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"We have a deal?"
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"All right, places, Finn and Rachel."
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"I wanna start with "Dammit Janet.""
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"Oh, I cannot wait till Finn takes his top off..."
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"- so we can all see the hotness underneath. - What are you talking about?"
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"You can't have sloppy joes every day for lunch and get away with it."
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"Um, that's incredibly rude."
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"Is it? Guys whisper behind our backs..."
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"about how we girls look every day."
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"- They objectify us all the time. - She sort of has a point."
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"Yeah. Earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet..."
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"when I'm done with the ostrich eggs I'm smuggling in my bra."
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"I'm super looking forward to seeing Sam in his gold bikini."
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"It's gonna be "ab-ulous.""
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"- Can we get on with rehearsal, please? - Yeah."
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"I agree. Yes. Let's stay focused, guys."
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"All right, Riff Raff and Columbia and Magenta- Team one."
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"Take your places."
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"Let's rock and roll."
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"- Major Chord] - Whoo!"
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"- Hey, Janet. - Yes, Brad?"
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"I've got something to say."
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"Uh-huh?"
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"I really love the..."
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"skillful way..."
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"you beat the other girls..."
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"to the bride's bouquet."
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"Oh! Oh, Brad."
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"- # The river was deep but I swam it # - # Janet #"
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"Seventy percent of all teeth in this school are wooden."
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"# With blond hair and a tan #"
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"Especially Sam."
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"# I felt there's no use getting #"
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"# I'll put up no resistance #"
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"What do you know of Eddie, Dr. Scott?"
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"# But listen closely #"
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"# Let's do the Time Warp again #"
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