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Clips from Batman - He Meets His Match, the Grisly Ghoul (S01E01)

"Watch out, kids, the Joker is back of this."
Batman
"The cops."
Batman
"Quick, cut us out of here before the power comes on."
Batman
"Is it evidence? Can it be used by the district attorney?"
Batman
"one of them to the Joker's hideout."
Batman
"The first one we've had."
Batman
"'I'm about to go in.'"
Batman
"Oh, sure, I used to, maybe. But, uh, who needs it anymore?"
Batman
"[coughs]"
Batman
"What do you mean?"
Batman
"Right you are. Let's go."
Batman
"A trap indeed!"
Batman
"Has she filled the milk machine again?"
Batman
"A special extra bonus."
Batman
"A half pint bottle of the most exquisite"
Batman
"[coin clattering]"
Batman
"[phone ringing]"
Batman
"Poisoned."
Batman
"This life, at best, is one long impractical joke."
Batman
"One more."
Batman
"Here, I got one."
Batman
"Complete with the answers written in."
Batman
"[camera flash clicking]"
Batman
"At the moment, merely an honest citizen."
Batman
"Oh, so sad, so sad."
Batman
"[explosion]"
Batman
"No use, Joker."
Batman
"'Don't think about it, young people.'"
Batman
".. filled with unanswered questions, that's all."
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"(male narrator) We have previously seen.."
Batman
"...a day at school."
Batman
"A glass of milk.."
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"Not milk, but money."
Batman
"Holy cow juice! It's easy living."
Batman
"Sounds like the Joker."
Batman
"How true!"
Batman
"What's he up to?"
Batman
"[music continues]"
Batman
"An innocent jukebox.."
Batman
"Oh, yeah?"
Batman
"Plunder by remote control!"
Batman
"And in the Joker's workshop.."
Batman
"...cheerleader Susie?"
Batman
"A secret member of the gang?"
Batman
"But what's the Joker's plan?"
Batman
"And that night, at school.."
Batman
"Watch out!"
Batman
"Ouch!"
Batman
"Knockout gas!"
Batman
"And inside this van.."
Batman
"..a ghastly game."
Batman
"Three lemons win 50,000 volts!"
Batman
"One lemon.."
Batman
"Two lemons!"
Batman
"Short pause.."
Batman
"Hold your breath for the dynamic duo.."
Batman
"[theme music]"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"[music continues]"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
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"♪ Batman ♪"
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"♪ Batman ♪"
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"♪ Batman ♪"
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"♪ Batman ♪"
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"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"♪ Na na na na na na na na na na ♪"
Batman
"♪ Batman ♪"
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"[rattling]"
Batman
"- Hey, boss, look! - What, what, what?"
Batman
"The whole town, dark."
Batman
"'Street lights, everything.'"
Batman
"Oh! Curses and criminy. What confounded luck!"
Batman
"Gotham City is having a power failure"
Batman
"just like New York."
Batman
"[siren wailing]"
Batman
"I don't like the twist this joke is taking."
Batman
"Get us away! Cheese it, everyone!"
Batman
"Let's go, let's go."
Batman
"Strange, an abandoned truck."
Batman
"Let's have a look inside."
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"'Holy smoke!'"
Batman
"Of that's what we will be, just holy smokes!"
Batman
"A mobile slot machine torture van."
Batman
"violates 17 separate statutes."
Batman
"And not a shred of evidence tying it to the devilish Joker."
Batman
"No fingerprints, stolen license plates.."
Batman
"You overlooked this, Chief O'Hara."
Batman
"A reel of tape?"
Batman
"Right. The tape from our anti-crime recorder."
Batman
"Before setting out tonight, I equipped my utility belt"
Batman
"with a tiny microphone and transmitter."
Batman
"(Robin) 'Every word those criminals said was recorded in the Batmobile.'"
Batman
"But what good will that do, Boy wonder?"
Batman
"I thought you said they spoke to you"
Batman
"through a trick voice distorter."
Batman
"Tricky, commissioner. Tricky, but vain."
Batman
"They didn't realize that every human voice"
Batman
"has its own private wave pattern."
Batman
"Private as a fingerprint."
Batman
"Astounding."
Batman
"True, the courts won't accept it as yet."
Batman
"I think I'll take this tape to the Bat-cave."
Batman
"Run it through the anti-crime voice analyzer."
Batman
"Check it against the voice file."
Batman
"That way, we'll learn the identity"
Batman
"of the Joker's henchmen."
Batman
"We might be able to follow"
Batman
"Robin's right."
Batman
"It's our only card. Let's hope it's a trump."
Batman
"I'm afraid the Joker may still hold the winning hand, Batman."
Batman
"Will the anti-crime voice analyzer operate without power?"
Batman
"Fortunately, commissioner, the Bat-cave is equipped"
Batman
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