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Clips from Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (S01E01)

"I knew very early at the Village Vanguard when I saw Richard Pryor."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"Chris Rock, I saw right away, I said, "He's funny.""
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"That's a long time between guys breaking out."
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"This is 2012?"
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"Holy.... I have so many appoint--"
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"I'm sorry, this is terrible to do, but I--"
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"-So I had this idea... -Right."
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
"...about this movie about Bialystock and Bloom..."
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"If he had spent his time with this, he wouldn't have never doneProducers."
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"-...it's a swamp. It's quicksand. -You're telling me."
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"WhenThe Producerscame out, the play...."
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"-...in making fun of him. -Kenny Mars came in..."
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"...and read it, and I was stunned."
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"-...in the world... -Right."
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"...and that the musical played in Germany..."
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"-...and was the biggest hit. -Really?"
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"Yes. I won number one play-- In Berlin that season..."
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"...I won the Ernst Lubitsch Award for theater."
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"-The fact that-- -I don't know whether they liked it..."
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"...or they were apologizing. I'm not sure."
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"Hank Mancini had made an instrumental version..."
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"With the:"
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"A little Latin."
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"And it's playing, and I'm with a bunch of people in an elevator, a nice lady..."
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"...and they're swaying. And I said:"
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""How can I just--? If I can get two laughs tonight.""
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"That's funny. Did you ever say this before?"
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"-No. -That's good."
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"How is this possible? That you have this mug?"
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"This is a comedy class. Morty sees Moshe on the street and says:"
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"See, you get it? See, look at all the acting I did. For a lousy joke."
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"To me, you're royalty."
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"I'm just a prince, I'm not a king."
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"I went to see Alan King at the Meadowland, and I saw Alan King..."
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"...do two hours of the most brilliant stuff on his family, his brothers."
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"I met you at an Alan King show at the Westbury Music Fair--"
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"-That's-- -I was 8 years old."
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"-You're kidding. Is this true? -Yes."
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"And I snuck backstage, there's a little dressing room, I walked in it."
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"I got his autograph and yours and I still have it."
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"This was a surprisingly enjoyable experience."
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"-Really? Thanks again, Mel. -All right."
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"-All right, ladies and germs. Okay. -All right."
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"Have a good night. That is a gorgeous car."
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"I'm glad you like it."
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"-What year was it? -1970."
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"I was 5. Good night, everybody! Wonderful working with you."
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"-Stop that. -Jerry."
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"...says goodbye and never leaves."
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"It has a 6.2-liter V8 engine."
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"Oh, Jerry, yes, yes, how are you?"
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"And I said, "I'll give you a buck..."
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"-Yeah. -With wheels."
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"-Was that your car making that noise? -Yeah."
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"...on the same stage as The Dick Van Dyke Show."
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"-I wanna know every detail of this. -Well, one of the things he does..."
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"Because that's when the food is the least interesting to you."
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"-Thank you. Please come again. -Thank you."
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"Let me see the room where you guys watch TV."
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"-Mel is coming over tonight. -Right."
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"I want sandwiches, I want chicken. Did you bring soup too?"
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"Are you turkey or roast beef?"
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"-This thing just keeps on going. -My doctor says don't eat salt."
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"-Roast beef. -You're ready forJeopardy!, I can see."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"-Oh, his business acumen? -Yes!"
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"-Jewish fella? -Wonderful writer."
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"I wanna be a comedy writer.""
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"It was likeThe Godfather."
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"I want you to be one of the writers onBlazing Saddles.""
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"...he cries, and the cowboy pets him..."
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"-He was my god. -You're good."
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"Interestingly, both of these aspects of both of you guys did things that are..."
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"-I smell comedy, I really do. -Yeah."
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"...and he feels free to do that, he's watching television...."
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"...and get together. You never go to his house?"
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"Okay, so Mel comes over."
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"-No, well, you do-- -Tell him what I do."
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"Chris Rock, that was '96. This is 2012."
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"-I love you. -Love you too. Great to see you."
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"-Anyway, this is where he sits. -Right."
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"He said, "I've been around, I've never seen anything like that.""
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"You can do any fancy dive you want, it's just a foot of water."
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"I even wrote a line where one of the gay dancers says..."
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"That's it! That's the time. I only saw him one time in my whole life."
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"Anything where they secure the perimeter?"
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"And somebody says, "Get some rest.""
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""Can you give me a buck for a sandwich?""
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"It has a very elegant turning radius of 42 feet."
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"-Yeah? -It's Jerry."
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"I'm Jerry Seinfeld, and this is Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee."
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"Wow, this is not very elegant."
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"-Really? -Yeah. But it's a nice living room."
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"No, I just want to check the prices."
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"My name is Ruthie and I'll be your server."
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"I'm gonna have soft scrambled eggs and very, very crisp bacon."
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"-How long is that relationship? -From 1950 on."
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"Because he had done the pirate, so you went back even further."
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"Well, that seems like a pretty nice life."
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"That's a privilege of old man-ness."
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"He's an excellent driver. Hell, he's younger."
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"Dances With Wolves? Boy, you're really just catching up."
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"-Yes. -What does Mel like?"
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"I would love to do that."
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"...and the friend says, "Get a pillow.""
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"Are you eating corned beef or pastrami?"
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"Thank you for doing this, by the way. Do you have any idea what you're doing?"
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"...and his pal of 62 years, Mel Brooks."
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"-You do characters. -No."
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"You know, Mel, you have never seen him work in person."
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"-No, because I will. -No, you won't."
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"No, no, I'm not gonna go."
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"-...if I'm gonna sit here hyping Louis C.K. -I don't blame you."
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"-Really? -You came up with the shoe phone.""
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"Every day, I went to Chock full o'Nuts. And a guy started bothering me..."
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"So he did."
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"I don't know if they used that show but they used him."
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"-"The balls on this guy." -Yeah."
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"...a posse of cowboys onto a sound stage..."
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"-Luminaries, yeah. -What do you think "R.B." is?"
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