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Clips from Resident Alien (2021) - Birds of a Feather (S01E01)

"I didn't want you to thinkthat I forgot."
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"- You're still sitting with me. - Yep."
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"So I also wanted to ask youwhat you are doing tonight."
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"- I was thinking of chopping up"
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"the body in my freezer."
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"Spring cleaning."
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"- Ah, well, Kate and I"
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"would really liketo have you over for dinner."
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"- I have food at my house."
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"- Look, um..."
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"we all know that Maxhas been having a hard time"
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"[Harry spits] Oh. Bless you."
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"Um, we just thought that maybeif he could see you"
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"he might not freak out anymore."
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"So..."
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"we're having you overfor dinner,"
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"and I'm not taking "no"for an answer."
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"What do you say? - No."
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"And, uh, I heard nothing."
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"And I will take your silenceas a "yes.""
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"And see you at 6:00."
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"- Whoa. Little early for that,don't you think?"
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"Honestly, come on."
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"They were dated after Sam died."
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"That means someone who was there last night"
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"was connected to Sam's stolen prescription pad."
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"- Hmm. Jay. Obviously."
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"- No. She wouldn't do that."
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"- I'm just saying, she's 16,so she's..."
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"at least part idiot."
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"- Me? - Eh..."
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"- Oh, I'm pretty sure that you're the one"
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"that stole Greg Smith's tractor."
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"- How about "ceiling fan Olympics"?"
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"Oh! - Drunk ice diving."
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"- Sharpie tear drop tattoo."
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"- Jimmy."
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"- You win."
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"I need you to go so you can talk to them"
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"- That's a little weird,and I'm busy."
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"I have to help my dadmake a cake"
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"for my niece's birthday. - Mm."
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"- Maybe D'arcy would like to go."
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"- I mean, I cou-- [groans]"
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"I can't. I- I'm just-- I'm not free"
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"except for from 5:00 to midnight, so when is it?"
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"Well, there you go. It's right in there."
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"Yeah, so you're lucky I'm free. [chuckles]"
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"- I wasn't going to pay you."
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"That would make youa prostitute."
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"- [clears throat] - Yeah, I like him."
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"- [scoffs]"
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"[phone rings]"
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"- Morning. - Hey."
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"- I thought you could use the help."
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"- Mm. Thank you."
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"Sorry about last night. - Mm-mm."
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"- I don't know what got into me."
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"I don't think there's a house in Patience"
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"I haven't partied at."
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"- Really? - [chuckles]"
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"You know, me and D'arcy used to do a lot of dumb shit."
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"- Is it true..."
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"- [laughs] Yeah."
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"Also, I stole beer for a guy from a gas station I worked at."
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"You ever do anything like that?"
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"- Nothing. I'm just--"
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"[clears throat] There were some pills"
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"and I think that maybe they were prescribed"
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"from that missing pad."
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"- Are you being serious right now?"
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"- What?"
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"- You think I stole them?"
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"- No! Not like--not like that."
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"- Like what, then? - What's going on?"
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"- She thinks I stole the missing prescription pad."
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"- Why would you ask her that?"
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"- See, even he thinks you're crazy."
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"- Of course she stole it."
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"Statistically speaking... it was you."
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"- [scoffs]"
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"- I didn't say it. - This is ridiculous."
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"- Look, I wasn't-- - Unbelievable."
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"- Harry."
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"♪"
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"No, that is not yours."
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"- [sniffs]"
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"Mm."
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"- Cookies. This must be bad."
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"- Your dad and I have something we want to talk to you about."
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"- I knew this day was gonna come,"
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"and I just want you to know I'm okay with it."
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"- You are?"
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"- Yeah."
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"I'll live with Dad Monday to Wednesday"
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"and every other weekend,"
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"and I'm with Mom on Thanksgivings,"
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"- Wait, wait. You think that we're getting a divorce?"
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"- Honey, we aren't getting a divorce."
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"is coming to dinner tonight."
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"- What? No!"
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"Why can't you just be getting a divorce?"
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"[Max screams] - [sighs]"
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"- Max for Sahar. Come in, Sahar. Over."
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"[walkie-talkie beeps]"
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"- I just wanted to say goodbye."
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"My life is over. Over."
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"- What do you mean, "It's over-over"?"
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"Over."
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"- My parents invited the alien over for dinner,"
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"so I'm dead soon."
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"- This is great news!"
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"- We talked about wanting to get into his cabin"
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"to look around, right?"
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"I've got a plan. Over."
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"- What are they cooking for dinner?"
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"Actually, don't tell me. I want it to be a surprise."
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"[chuckles] Maybe it's surf and turf."
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"- She's clueless."
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