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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"No, no, no, no, no."
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"No, no."
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"No, no, no, no, no!"
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"How much fun is this?"
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"All of us reminiscing about how we met me?"
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"Robin, have I told you how I met Marshall?"
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"Uh, yeah, like five or six ti--"
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"It was right over there."
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"Here's your problem."
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"You've only slept with one woman."
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"Those kind of stats are only okay if you're 11,"
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"but tonight we're getting you a new girl"
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"because, Marshall Eriksen,"
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"from this moment on, I make all your decisions for you."
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"I'm sorry, who, who are you again?"
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"This is Barney; I met him the other day."
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"He's kind of a jackass."
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"I'm teaching Ted how to live,"
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"and-- lucky you-- I have room for one more student."
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"Think of me as Yoda,"
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"only instead of being little and green,"
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"I wear suits and I'm awesome."
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"I'm your bro."
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"I'm Bro-da."
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"And tonight, you're going to use The Force"
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"to get the hottest chick in this bar into bed."
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"He's going to use force?"
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"No, The Force."
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"It's a Star Wars reference."
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"So we should make lots of Star Wars references around girls."
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"That's what you're saying?"
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"I'm not going to cheat on my girlfriend."
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"Yes, you are, with the hottie that just walked in."
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"Look at her."
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"How much hotter is she than your girlfriend?"
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"There's no comparison."
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"What do you think, Ted?"
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"Don't do it, man."
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"I mean, think about Lily."
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"You know what? I don't care."
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"I've been with one woman for too long."
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"I need me some strange."
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"Yes! Yes!"
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"Pep talk."
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"You can do this,"
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"You're way out of practice and she is way too hot for you,"
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"so remember, tonight isn't about scoring."
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"It's about believing that you can do it"
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"even though you probably can't."
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"Poor guy's going to crash and burn."
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"That man is a god."
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"For like a week after,"
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"Barney followed me around asking me to teach him how to live."
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"I even got him to do my laundry once."
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"I thought it was a Mr. Miyagi kind of thing."
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"Marshall, I need to talk to you."
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"Can we go somewhere in private?"
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"Yeah, of course. What's wrong?"
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"Lily and Ted made out."
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"What do you think of that, Robin?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"You know that guy I made out with"
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"at the freshman orientation party?"
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"Too Much Tongue Guy, yeah."
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"And you know that girl I made out with"
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"at the freshman orientation party?"
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"Unreasonably Small Mouth Opening Girl, yeah."
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"I'm Too Much Tongue Guy."
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"And I'm Unreasonably Small Mouth Opening Girl."
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"Worst superheroes ever."
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"Oh, baby, I am so sorry."
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"I was at that party."
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"It was dark and, granted,"
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"I had eaten quite a few sandwiches, but I'm 100% sure"
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"that Unreasonably Small Mouth Opening Girl"
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"was Alexa Leskeys, not Lily."
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"Really?"
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"Yeah, I'm positive,"
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"and Too Much Tongue Guy was Colin O'Reilly."
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"Are you sure?"
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"If it wasn't,"
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"I peed in the wrong guy's shampoo, man."
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"You don't really believe that, do you?"
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"You swore it was Lily."
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"I guess I made a mistake."
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"Must have been Alexa"
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"Another girl, Ted?"
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"Who haven't you made out with?"
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"You know what? I don't need this."
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"I design handbags, I'm writing a memoir,"
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"I'm a superstar, this is totally my year."
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"Someday the name Blahblah will be up in lights."
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"And, Ted, next time you're online playing World of Warcraft,"
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"don't even think about chatting with me."
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"World of Warcraft?"
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"The online role-playing game?"
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"That's how you two "met online"?"
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"Yeah, it's a really-- it's a cool game."
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"So suffice it to say,"
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"Blahblah did not turn out to be your mother,"
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"and as for the girl I made out with at the party,"
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"there wasn't a doubt in my mind that was your Aunt Lily."
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"of how she and Uncle Marshall met,"
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"it was worth preserving, so I kept my mouth shut."
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"Must have been Alexa."
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"Until our 20th college reunion"
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"when I ran into Alexa Leskeys."
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"So, Ted, remember the last time we were here?"
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"You and me?"
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"No idea."
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"Ted... come on."
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"Freshman year, we were both pretty drunk?"
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"That was you?"
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"Lily, we never made out."
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"I know."
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"So I am not Too Much Tongue Guy."
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"Actually..."
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"No."
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"Look what I've confiscated from some kids."
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"That is a fat sandwich."
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