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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"Online."
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"Oh, my God! You told them?!"
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"Okay, yes, I told them."
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"Lots of people meet on the Internet."
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"That whole scene, a stranger across a crowded room thing--"
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"Yeah, that never happens. Oh, wait, except you and Robin."
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"That's how you guys met, right?"
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"Wait, you guys dated?"
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"For how long?"
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"A year."
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"But don't worry."
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"The relationship wasn't that good."
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"By the end, it was mostly about sex."
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"Which was not that good."
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"But I was the problem. I'd just lie there."
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"Ted is, uh, very good."
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"I'm sure he will get you where you need to go."
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"Can I buy your bags online?"
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"Oh, oh, I see what's going on here, Ted."
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"I'm just some random girl to make Robin jealous,"
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"and after she takes you back,"
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"you probably won't even remember my name."
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"Come on, Blahblah, it's not like that."
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"Well, we're closing in on the half."
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"She started the night here, but as the night's progressed,"
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"she's gotten crazier but no hotter,"
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"which has caused her to drift across the Mendoza Diagonal"
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"Another girl I dated--"
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"she gained 20 pounds and tried to kill me with a brick."
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"I'm sorry I didn't tell you, but seriously,"
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"there's nothing going on with me and Robin."
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"Then why has she been trying to undermine me all night?"
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"I mean, look at her."
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"She's laughing at me right now."
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"I'm sorry, it's just, you know,"
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"Lily and Marshall's story is so romantic."
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"I just wish we had something like that."
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"Well, their story's not as magical as it seems."
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"What do you mean?"
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"No, I, I can't, it's, it's kind of a secret."
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"Well, how about I tell you a little secret"
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"about what you might get to do later tonight?"
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"The night before Lily met Marshall..."
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"...there was this party."
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"Hey."
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"You a freshwoman?"
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"I never use the word "freshman.""
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"Sexist."
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"Yeah, I'm a first year."
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"I'm in Hewitt 220."
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"No way. Hewitt 110."
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"You should totally come by."
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"Maybe I will, Hewitt 110."
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"Look at these drunk idiots."
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"Hey, don't drink their two dollar beer."
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"Yeah, I cut it with some cranberry juice."
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"It was pretty strong."
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"So, uh..."
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"do you have a girlfriend?"
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"Yeah."
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"Not sure about the whole "long distance" thing, though."
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"It's like Descartes says."
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""In order to determine"
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""whether there is anything we can know with certainty,"
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"we first have to doubt everything we know.""
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"Wow."
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"But as drunk as she was, when she woke up the next morning,"
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"That's why she knocked on the door."
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"She was looking for me."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Yeah, and in all these years,"
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"Lily and I have never even spoken about it,"
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"so again, mum's the word, okay?"
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"You have to tell Marshall."
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"No, if, if he heard that, it would destroy him."
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"If you don't tell him..."
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"Oh, come on, you wouldn't."
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"So, Lily, how did you and Ted meet?"
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"Come on, Lily, the real story."
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"I don't think anyone wants to hear that story."
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"Aw, don't be embarrassed, Ted, it was a long time ago."
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"And I made a huge mistuge last night,"
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"but it's like Descartes says."
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""In order to determine whether there is anything"
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""we can know with certainty,"
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"we first have to doubt everything we know.""
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"And I now know for certain that I love you, Karen."
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"Anyway, call me back when you get this."
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"I'm also going down to the computer center"
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"to send you an electronic mail."
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"Ted."
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"This is Lily."
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"No, no, I'm sorry, but I love Karen."
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"Yes, that is the unabridged story of how Lily and I met."
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"How embarrassing."
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"Who wants another round?"
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"That's not the story. Ted, tell 'em."
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"Tell us what?"
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"Um, Lily, will you help us get the next round?"
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"Ted, what's going on?"
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"She knows about us, about how we really met."
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"Yeah, I know, I just told her."
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"No, the real story."
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"Ted, what are you talking about?"
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"Lily... come on."
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"Come on, what?"
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"Ted, I honestly don't know what you're talking about."
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"Lily... come on."
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"I know that you and Ted made out the night before you met Marshall."
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"What?"
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"Ted and I never made out."
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"Yeah... we did."
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"I only made out with one other guy in college"
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"before I met Marshall, and it was just some random dude."
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"I, I don't even remember his name."
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"I just call him Too Much Tongue Guy."
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"What? Too Much Tongue Guy?"
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"Well, I'm not surprised to hear that"
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"coming from Unreasonably Small Mouth Opening Girl."
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"Yes, it was, at the freshman orientation party."
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