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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"Say, "Aw.""
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"- Aw. - Aw."
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"I know, right?"
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"I'll get the next round, okay, guys?"
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"Anybody would be stressed out meeting new people."
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"She's not crazy."
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"Shut up."
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"So we know how Marshall and Lily met"
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"Robin, how did you and Barney meet?"
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"No..."
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"No, no, no, no."
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"No, no, no, no. No, no, no."
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"No. No. Barney and I are not together. No. No."
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"Really? 16 no's? Really?"
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"So you're..."
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"single?"
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"Yeah."
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"Oh. So, pretty and single and friends with Ted."
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"Great."
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"You know who else is friends with Ted?"
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"Marshall."
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"How did we meet?"
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"It was a good story."
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"I'm going to tell it, right now."
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"Uh, it was the first day of college."
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"that your Uncle Marshall was doing something"
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"that lots of college kids do."
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"How do I say this?"
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"Dude, I heard the dean is coming."
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"Put out your sandwich."
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"Hey."
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"Good afternoon, sir."
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"I'm Marshall Erickson."
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""Sir"? No, please, just call me Ted."
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"Okay, Dean Ted."
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"Whoa..."
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"Someone's been eating a sandwich."
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"What? No. Really?"
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"I don't know 'cause I don't even know what sandwiches smell like."
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"My parents are going to donate a lot of money to this school."
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"So you're bottom bunk; that's cool."
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"I wanted the top bunk anyway."
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"What do you mean?"
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"I'm you're new roommate."
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"So unfair."
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"I didn't realize Ted wasn't the dean"
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"until later that night."
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"You're not the dean."
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"College-- good times."
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"Oh, I get it. Ted told you I didn't go to college,"
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"so now you're giving me a cute, little backhanded slap."
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"Oh, here we go."
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"Well, while you were busy majoring in being freakin' beautiful,"
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"I was starting my own line of handbags."
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"Your own line of handbags?"
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"That's crazy."
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"These have sold in Japan."
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"Robin, have you ever sold anything in Japan?"
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"Uh, no. But I would love to buy one of them, if..."
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"Where can I get one?"
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"I don't have a distributor here yet,"
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"but than for rubbing that in."
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"Why are you trying to undermine me in front of Ted?"
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"Wow, that just... came out of nowhere."
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"No, I'm just saying that you have nothing to worry about."
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"No, I'm saying that you shouldn't be."
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"Oh, good, 'cause I'm not."
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"Now, Robin, can you just let it go?"
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"You're making all of us really uncomfortable."
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"You know what else is a good story?"
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"How Barney and I met."
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"Barney, tell that story, right now, please."
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"Okay, Ted. This is a crazy story."
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"You're going to love it."
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"Tonight's the first time"
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"I'm taking my deaf brother out since our mom died."
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"Oh, I'm sorry about that."
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"No, that's okay."
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"I have to take care of him now."
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"Of course, I have had to put my dreams on hold"
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"in order to do it, but..."
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"I'm happy to."
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"He's my brother and I love him."
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"I'm sorry, it's all still so fresh."
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"Well, man, I'm, uh... I'm really sorry."
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"Wow, you bought that?"
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"I just made that up in mid-pee."
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"If it worked on you, it's definitely going to work"
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"on the blonde chick at the end of the bar."
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"Unless you're a total idiot. What's your name?"
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"Are you a total idiot, Ted?"
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"Well, I'm still having this conversation, so..."
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"Well played."
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"I like you, Ted."
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"Ted, I'm going to teach you how to live."
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"Barney. We met at the urinal."
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"Oh, right. Hi."
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"Lesson one: Lose the goatee; it doesn't go with your suit."
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"I'm not wearing a suit."
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"Lesson two: Get a suit."
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"Suits are cool-- Exhibit A."
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"Lesson three: Don't even think about getting married until you're 30."
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"And lesson four:"
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"Hey, Audrey."
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"Edward!"
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"This is Audrey!"
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"You know, I actually know some sign language."
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"He doesn't sign."
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"He's embarrassed by his hands."
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"They're tiny... and lady-like."
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"What? You... are over your hand issues."
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"It's about time."
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"Here. Call me."
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"I knew that Ted and I would be each others wingmen forever."
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"Barney, it's time you knew."
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"Great. Funny."
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"God, with a wingman like Ted, I might need to resort"
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"to meeting someone in a super, desperate and lame way,"
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"like online."
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"Online."
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