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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Grand Opening (S03E03)

"Hey!"
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"- Wait a second. - Oh my God."
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"- Let me call Information. - Seriously."
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"Glen-Rock!"
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"R-o-c-k, Los Angeles!"
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"Glen-Rock Car Wash."
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"I'm just saying Susie's crazed, man."
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"She hung up on Cheryl."
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"It's the truth. We were stuck in a car wash."
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"You weren't stuck in a car wash."
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"The car got stuck in one spot and she got out and she was soaking wet."
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"- That's why she canceled. - You're telling me the truth?"
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"- but Susie's never gonna believe this. - Well, whatever, you know."
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"So let me ask you,"
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"are you thinking about anything"
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"before people come in when they first sit down?"
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"Do you want to have bread or something, or breadsticks?"
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"- Olives. - Like a pickle."
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"Olives? No, I'm sorry for interruption,"
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"but they are really ridiculous, olives."
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"What do you do with pit? Ever, never,"
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"you can do nothing with pit. It's ridiculous."
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"No olives. I'm sorry..."
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"- Okay. - Yeah, he's right."
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"He's a piece of work."
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"- What else? - Carrot sticks, celery."
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"What about lemon in the water?"
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"Motherfucking cocksucker asshole!"
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"I'm starting to think that that's involuntary."
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"Et voila. Everything is finished now."
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"It's perfect, it's fantastic, okay? I just want to say one thing."
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"I am so humbled to be working"
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"See you tomorrow."
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"Wow. He's got Tourette's Syndrome."
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"Portico."
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"Portico."
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"Sure. He was recommended..."
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"- Portico. - Fucking Portico!"
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"That prick, I don't believe it."
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"He's laughing right now. That motherfucker."
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"You believe that guy would do something like that on purpose?"
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"Yeah, we got to let him go."
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"What? We're opening tomorrow. You want to let him go?"
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"It would be different if the kitchen didn't look out onto the dining room."
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"He's practically on stage over there."
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"- It's the design of this room. - It's like a floor show."
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"with the chef that swears.""
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"This is a nightmare. This'll ruin us."
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"We're gonna be a laughingstock if we allow this to happen."
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"Are you kidding me? We have to get rid of him."
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"- No. - What do you mean no?"
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"- We can't fire him. - Why?"
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"He's a survivor."
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"Then I called Martine's..."
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"that's the restaurant where he used to work in New York."
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"Okay."
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"They told me that their kitchen was in the back..."
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"so the cursing didn't bother anybody. There was too much noise."
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"The only people who could hear him worked in the kitchen."
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"But our kitchen's right in the front."
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"People could be eating their dinner."
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"No, you couldn't do that."
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"Whoa, wow! Look at you!"
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"Is it too "Knots Landing"?"
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"I know it's a TV show,"
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"- Anyway, but you like it? - Yeah, it looks great."
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"- It's not too dressy? - No, I like it."
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"He can't control it. Nothing he can control."
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"I've seen him twice and he's cursed both times."
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"is why he doesn't curse in French."
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"- Where did he get that from? - I don't know."
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""Cocksuck-erre.""
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"- Stop it, he does not say... - He does."
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"All in English, I don't understand."
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"Aren't there obscenities in French there that he could say?"
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"I am not looking forward to running into Susie Greene?"
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"Susie Greene, yeah."
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"She hates me. She really hates me now. She won't even talk to me."
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"I wouldn't even go if I were you. It's too awkward."
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"You're probably right."
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"Maybe I'll just sit in the car. How about that?"
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"- Oh, Jeez. - Whoo!"
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"Wow."
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"Look at that. There's a room over there."
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"- Yeah, this is pretty big. - Man!"
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"- Huh? - I am very impressed."
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"- Huh? - Yeah."
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"- Not bad. - Not bad."
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"See the bell? Now watch this."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- Oh, hi. - Wow."
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"- Uh-huh. It's happening, my friend. - Really cool."
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"Hi, Jeff, good to see you."
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"This is Cheryl. These are my investor friends."
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"- Wow, hi. - Lou, Jim..."
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"- Michael, Theresa. - Nice to meet you."
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"I am very impressed."
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"- She's a little knocked out, I think. - I am."
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"This is not what I expected."
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"- Is that right? - He stepped up, you know?"
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"He stepped up."
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"It was a little rocky there for a while."
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"That's an understatement."
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"I'm a little nervous, but I think we're gonna make it."
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"- It really looks great. - It does."
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"And what's going on with Guy?"
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"- I haven't heard anything. - Yeah, not a peep."
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"Yeah. Oh, hey, look, there's your parents."
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"Oh, my gosh, can you believe what's going on here?"
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"- It's gigan-tique. - And you're feeling good?"
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"Actually, I'm quite upset. I'm very upset."
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"- Really? - I lost the lottery by one number only."
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"Yes, look at that."
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"It ends with "7-1." Here I have "4-1.""
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"What's the point, huh? It's all rigged, anyway."
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"Let's get that waiter."
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"asshole, son of a bitch!"
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"Maybe one day, I'll get a chance"
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"Bum! Fuck, turd, fart."
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"Damn it, hell... crap..."
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