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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"And I'd just gotten a big raise at work,"
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"So I decided to purchase something I knew"
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"Ted, this is new york city-- you're never gonna drive it."
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"Then you get in the trenches side by side with your buddies"
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"Shocked!"
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"A little background."
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"And then..."
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"All of it."
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"I begged my body not to do it."
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"Hello, marshall."
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"Is the right..."
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"You can kiss my ass."
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"Come on, come on, come on,"
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"That's it? that's the end of the story?"
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"The chain of screaming starts at the top."
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"I thought it was a chain of screaming."
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"Cause I thought it was a more elegant metaphor,"
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"But fine, ruin it!"
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"Just pretend you're talking to stella."
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"What do you want?"
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"A green tea with lemon for me,"
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"How about somebody who's disappointed you?"
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"This is not what I ordered."
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"Yes, it is."
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"I am at the end of a triple shift-- that's 18 hours!--"
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"Hey, what are you guys doing out here?"
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"Keep going."
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"Robin, you dropped a little ice cream..."
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"Without going bust on the apartment."
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"Kids, the spring of 2008 was a pretty great time for me"
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"Stella and I had started dating,"
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"Would be the envy of all my friends."
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"A new car!"
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"This is a really, really stupid purchase,"
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"And I'm sorry, but none of us can support it."
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"Shotgun for eternity!"
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"You can't call shotgun for eternity."
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"I just called it."
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"You can't just call things, barney."
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"I call that I can call things!"
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"hey, baby."
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"Beer."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Beer."
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"Okay, what happened?"
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"Was like being at war."
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"You get out of law school,"
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"It's like getting out of boot camp."
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"That first day at work, you're storming the beaches,"
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"Full of piss and vinegar..."
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"Dude, we're lawyers now."
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"Totally."
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"We've got briefcases and everything."
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"Freakin' briefcases."
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"You have anything in yours?"
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"Totally empty. you?"
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"Candy bars."
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"And you feel a sense of camaraderie."
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"But before too long..."
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"Hey, marshall."
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"...the shells start to fall."
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"Hello, arthur."
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"Arthur hobbes is one of the senior partners"
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"At my firm, and he's... he's my boss."
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"He seems like a nice guy,"
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"But he's got a nickname..."
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"Artillery arthur."
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"How's your morning going?"
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"It's going fine-- how is yours?"
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"Not too bad, not too bad."
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"Hey, is ferguson in yet?"
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"He is, he's in... just in his office next door."
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"That's great-- have a good one, buddy."
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"You, too."
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"You never know who's gonna get hit..."
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"Hey, ferguson!"
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"I read your report, and it's complete crap!"
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"No, you know what? that's an insult to crap."
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"If crap could eat and then crap stuff out, it's that!"
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"Your report is the crap that crap craps!"
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"If you last two more days here, I'll be shocked!"
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"It was brutal,"
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"But the worst was a few minutes later."
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"Did you hear that?"
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"Yeah, sorry."
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"Can you believe he did that"
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"On take your daughter to work day?"
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"So that brings us to today."
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"Oh, no."
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"So I'm working on this report"
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"Called "using 23-b-3 spurious class action precedent"
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""to contest a class certification order"
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"Based on a lack of commonality, numerosity...""
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"Dude, you lost us."
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"Can't you just call it something cool"
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"Like "the ninja report"?"
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"Okay. yeah, fine, whatever."
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"Um, so I'm supposed"
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"To turn in "the ninja report" yesterday."
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"- Awesome. -wow. cool."
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"But I got insanely busy with other stuff,"
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"I didn't get a chance to finish it,"
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"And then this morning..."
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"- Hey, ferguson. -hey, arthur."
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"How's your day going?"
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"- I gotta go. -great. how is yours?"
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"Great, great-- hey, is marshall in yet?"
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"Oh, thank god."
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"Yeah, he's right in there."
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"Fantastic. have a good one, buddy."
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"He screamed at me."
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"Oh, baby, I'm so sorry."
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"What, that's it?"
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"You're upset because a guy talked loudly near you?"
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"Barney, I have never been screamed at"
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"Like that in my life."
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"Come on, when's the last time you got screamed at at work?"
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"I got screamed at three times today."
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"Once in korean."
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"This is corporate america, marshall."
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