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Clips from Schitt's Creek - The Throuple (S03E03)

"help out here. - Oh!"
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"David: Uh, who picked through my cake,"
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"and only left the icing?"
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"- Who eats the icing?!"
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"What kind of barnyard were you raised in,"
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"where you just eat someone else's food?!"
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"- So you can share a boyfriend,"
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"but you can't share a piece of cake?"
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"Stevie and I are both dating Jake,"
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"at the same time,"
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"like sexually evolved human beings."
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"Oh, okay, because in my experience with throuples..."
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"- We're not a "throuple!""
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"When it comes to three people, David,"
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"there's always a favorite."
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"It's just like how Mom likes you more."
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"That's not true, and please don't include Mom"
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"in an analogy about my relationship, thank you!"
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"Moira: David, lunch today?"
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"- No. - Oh, okay."
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"Well, I'll dine alone."
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"- See?!"
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"- See what?"
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"Alexis seems to think you like me more."
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"- Alexis, don't be ridiculous!"
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"It's exactly the kind of paranoia"
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"that makes me wary of spending time with you."
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"and you chose to eat lunch alone."
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"- That is simply not true!"
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"I didn't see you."
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"At first."
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"Alexis, I would be absolutely glee-ridden"
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"if you would have lunch with me."
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"Today."
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"No, no, no, no, no. I wasn't actually..."
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"- Something wrong?"
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"- No!"
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"- I should go."
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"Don't wanna set a bad example"
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"for the rest of the motel staff."
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"I thought you were the only one that worked there."
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"Yeah, that's another good reason to go."
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"All right, well, I'll drive you."
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"- Mm, I think I'll walk."
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"I'm trying very hard not to repeat"
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"what happened last night."
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"Hmm, and here I am trying very hard to repeat"
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"what happened last night."
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"I meant you picking me up."
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"And David and his family."
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"- Ohhh!"
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Could've timed that one better."
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"Yeah. Well, I guess that's bound to happen"
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"sooner or later in this sort of situation, right?"
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"I'm sensing that this whole setup"
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"is becoming a bit of a problem for David."
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"- Yeah, he's just very fragile."
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"I just think maybe it's time he and I have a chat."
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"- Oh! No! That's not..."
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"I mean, that's not what I was implying!"
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"No, no, not at all. This is a..."
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"This is a good idea."
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"For him and for us."
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"- Uhhh..."
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"- Here we go, Twyla."
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"Table Five, a Caprese salad, and a ginger ale."
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"Thank you, Mr. Rose, I really appreciate this."
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"- Oh!"
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"Yeah, it looks like the morning rush"
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"is finally dying down."
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"Maybe I can get the kitchen to whip up"
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"a fresh batch of eggs for us volunteers."
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"Roland: Uh, Twyla, honey, whenever you're ready."
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"- I'll be right there! - Okay."
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"Would you please pass me my crutch?"
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"- Not a problem. - Unless..."
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"- No, it's right here."
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"No, I was gonna say unless you could possibly"
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"take their order?"
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"I just need to cash out table three."
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"- Sure, no, I can..."
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"I can do that."
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"You know, it's funny, I said eggs, but uh..."
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"I'm gonna be ready for lunch soon."
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"Moira: No, I hear your concern,"
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"it's just apparently what geese do."
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"No, it's not the town's problem,"
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"you're just going to have to watch where you step."
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"I don't want to hear the- I don't want..."
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"No, I don't wanna hear that!"
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"Okay, I'm gonna take an early lunch."
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"Twyla's got a broken foot, so lunch could take a while."
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"You coming? - Yes, let me just get..."
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"Oh wait, I don't think I can."
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"Okay, I didn't think it'd be such a tough decision, so..."
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"- No, Ronnie!"
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"I would love nothing more than to lunch with you today,"
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"but I believe I'm lunching with Alexis."
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"It's kind of a mother daughter thing."
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"- Oh, a little bonding time."
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"Yes, and what's so wrong with that?!"
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"I don't know, is there something wrong with that?"
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"Well, just because my daughter and I"
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"don't do that sort of thing doesn't mean it's impossible!"
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"And I'm sure you'll have a really good time."
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"- Yes, we will! We will!"
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"Once I break the ice with a provocative question or two."
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"- Sure."
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"And then there's the banter about the food,"
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"As long as you don't over think it."
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"- Oh, no. Ronnie!"
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"might we perhaps push our tables together?"
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"Hey!"
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"Um, you don't need me to work through lunch today, do you?"
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"Would that be to make up for the work"
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"you were supposed to be doing this morning?"
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"I took one tiny break to watch two episodes"
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"of "Scandal" with Mrs. McCreary,"
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"while she waited for her dog!"
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