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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - Motel Review (S03E03)

"I'm so glad you made such good use of my business card."
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"I'm sorry I didn't pick up, I was at a thing."
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"But I got all your messages."
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"and then erased the rest?"
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"- No, no, no, no. - No?"
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"No, I listened to all of them,"
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"I kinda had to, to piece them together."
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"Actually, I played them for a few friends of mine,"
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"I was at a birthday party,"
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"so there were a lot of people weighing in."
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"Okay, um..."
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"Just kidding, I didn't play them for anybody."
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"I thought the first few were very humorous, David,"
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"and then I lost interest."
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"Okay."
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"You know, the good thing about the messages"
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"was that I was able to get enough information"
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"to fill out your forms."
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"Oh."
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"Re-branding local products and crafts,"
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"it's very inventive."
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"- Thanks. - And I like the name."
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""Rose Apothecary," you know,"
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"it's just pretentious enough."
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"or... timeless?"
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"So I'll call you when I hear something."
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"And hey, if I don't get a hold of you,"
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"I'll just uh,"
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"leave a message."
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"Okay, thanks."
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"Ciao!"
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"You know honey, I'm sorry."
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"like everyone else's parents?!"
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"Because I wasn't around to help you cheat back then,"
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"and I regret it!"
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"The not being around, I mean."
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"And I think that's part of the reason"
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"Although..."
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"I don't really consider it cheating."
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"Mmm. Okay, well, it is."
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"It is, but is it..."
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"and put it in your paper, and claim it as your own?"
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"Yes, that's exactly what it is."
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"Well..."
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"And I may have underestimated you before,"
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"but that is certainly... not the case now."
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"Thank you."
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"And you know why, honey? Because you're better..."
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"Thank you."
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""than" that."
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"Okay, I'm better then that."
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"Not better then that, better..."
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"than that."
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"All right, well if you don't want my help,"
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""than" I guess I'll leave."
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"Okay, thank you!"
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"Bye!"
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"Hi."
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"- Oh, good. - Too cold."
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"When I hold them, they sting my hands."
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"We'll have to find you some mittens."
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"I'm quite prone to frostbite."
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"I know you wrote that review."
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"- to other customers. - Is it?"
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"I didn't even mention that the hot water runs brown for three seconds."
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"All right, I'll agree,"
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"this motel could use some improvements."
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"But your review will scare off the guests we need"
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"to afford those improvements."
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"I was just being honest."
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"I see."
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"Then I suppose I should be honest."
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"My daughter married a man who turned out to be her uncle."
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"I'm sorry?"
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"This is all on my ex-husband's side,"
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"She had nothing to do with Raven's accident."
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"When the Bangalores finally found Dagger,"
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"and gave him what he deserved,"
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"they threatened to burn down the motel,"
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"and leave my pregnant baby penniless."
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"She begged them to let her keep this place,"
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"but not without first shaving all her beautiful hair!"
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"When people ask me, why do you work here for nothing?"
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"I tell them, this is my flesh and blood!"
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"Nothing! She is my everything!"
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"Okay, wow, I had no idea."
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"I can take down that review."
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"Oh, do what you must."
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"Good morning, Roses."
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"I just wanted to pop by to congratulate Alexis"
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"Oh honey, that's great news!"
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"Our little woman of academia!"
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"I would love to read this economics paper."
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"I will admit that your thesis"
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"of "why shop in store when you can buy online""
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"Well, look at you, Alexis, acing your paper!"
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"Oh, no, no, God no."
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"Oh, so she did write it herself."
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"It was a noticeable improvement"
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"Um well, I should hope so!"
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"Well, m-maybe not a noticeable improvement,"
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"but um, a different improvement."
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"No, no, this one was definitely better."
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"Because no one helped her write it."
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"Enjoy your breakfast."
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"Mm!"
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""Follow us on tweeters!""
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"We're going to get lots of disciples, dear."
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"Oh, you were serious."
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"Or uh, "leave us a review!""
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"Okay."
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"they've been written by someone else."
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"Okay, look at her."
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"for my business."
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"so if we could just leave that one blank,"
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"Okay, you couldn't use anything I just said?"
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"a little editing, nothing major."
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"once I had a clearer idea of what my business was."
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"Yeah, I think I... I think I called you David."
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"Moira, what happened this morning?"
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