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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - Motel Review (S03E03)

"or a roll away bed put in the room?"
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"Oh, you're expecting company?"
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"No, I use it to lay out my clothes."
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"The chest of drawers should suffice, no?"
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"I like to see all my clothes at once."
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"Might the other bed not do?"
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"Yes..."
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"Except I haven't decided which bed to sleep in,"
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"so that's tricky."
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"Really, the cot would be best."
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"- A cot it is, then. - Thank you."
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"- Yes. - Sorry, which one?"
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"I don't know!"
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"of the motel's pillow collection."
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"to the moment when that stops!"
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"- Well! - Enjoy your stay."
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"Oh hi, honey!"
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"How was school?"
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"Um, not great."
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"Jocelyn failed my economics paper."
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"You worked so hard on that!"
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"Yeah, which is why it was super upsetting"
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"when she said it wasn't good."
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"- She what? - Yeah, she said it was bad."
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"No, sorry, um..."
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""poorly written, and under-researched.""
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"Well, you have to go back and tell Jocelyn"
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"that information was founded"
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"It should've been founded on my research."
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"Your laptop was open, I did..."
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"- What? - Yeah!"
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"Jocelyn thought I cheated because "someone""
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"- Untoward. - Whatever!"
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"And now I have to do the whole thing again,"
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"when my original paper was totally fine!"
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"Well, it wasn't totally fine, honey."
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"There was... questionable grammar,"
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"and a few spelling mistakes, and I mean..."
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"- Dad! - All right, I'll back off."
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"Just out of curiosity,"
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"did she... happen to say anything about that quote"
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"from Lee lacocca?"
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"- Those are the clean sheets. - No, I know."
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"Um, so I went to incorporate earlier today,"
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"and some guy basically told me"
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"that my business was a failure."
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"- Who told you that? - Some guy who's working at Ray's."
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"Some guy who's working at Ray's told you your business was a failure?"
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"Basically, yeah."
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"Oh well, what did he say?"
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"Well no, not like... Not exactly."
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"when he called your business a failure."
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"Okay, maybe he didn't call my business a failure,"
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"- but it was insinuated. - Okay."
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"So you know that I think your business is a good idea,"
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"and you know that I mean that,"
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"because... I'm incapable of faking sincerity."
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"Okay, you know what, I'm going through it right now,"
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"and I actually think that I might've been the one"
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"No, what if he's right?"
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"and I couldn't even tell him what I wanted to do with it!"
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"- You're freaking out. - Uh..."
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"Because you know what you wanna do with your business,"
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"you have walked me through it one too many times."
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"so do you wanna take a break?"
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"That's disgusting!"
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"Uh, and yes. Yeah."
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"I um-was just calling to run my business plan"
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"uh, by you in a little more detail."
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"So feel free to give me a call back,"
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"and I will be happy to walk you through it."
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"Okay, ciao."
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"Ciao! I said ciao to that person."
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"Hi Patrick,"
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"Which that's not - that's not your name."
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"You can just delete that text,"
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"the-the voice-mail that I left you."
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"Um, just thought it might be a good idea"
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"to give you some background information about..."
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"the-the store."
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"Um, that will support local artists"
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"under the brand of the store,"
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"which-which would also be my brand-oh."
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"Oh God!"
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"Yeah, the text cut us off."
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"Oh my god!"
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"Well, at least I finished my book."
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"I manned that front desk with the vigor"
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"of a wartime radio operator."
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"Really?!"
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"I checked in one whole guest."
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"Answered his questions, and believe me,"
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"I see, and is there any chance you might've been..."
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"a little brisk with this guest?"
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"Not in the slightest."
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"Moira, I just got an alert,"
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"that someone has posted a terrible review of this motel."
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"Oh no, John!"
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"Well dear, if I've learned anything from the theater,"
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"it's whatever they say,"
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"you cannot take it personally."
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"and scary-looking attire.""
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"And what might this have to do with me?"
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"It doesn't matter!"
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"Our job is to welcome people,"
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"I did!"
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"John, do you know a better hostess?"
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"You're gonna have to talk to him!"
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"- Apologize! - You can't be serious!"
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"Moira, one bad review could sink this motel!"
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"We had four good reviews,"
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"and this just brought down the whole average!"
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"Okay, John."
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"For you I will talk to that odious little man,"
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"- Good. - But unlike him,"
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"I will not hide behind the internet!"
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"Hi."
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"Um..."
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"form from you."
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"Nothing, I'm just uh,"
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