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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - PB&J (S08E08)

"- Also, there is that whole "going to prison or not" thing."
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"to the prison stuff; it's too real."
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"It's a game about friendship,"
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"and may the better friend win."
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"Jake, you will ask the first question."
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"Begin!"
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"- You tell people it's Zack, but it's really Jeffrey."
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"- What is the name of the alter ego"
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"I use for fancy crimes?"
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"- Lord Poncy Cumbershire."
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"- 'Tis correct. - Point for Jake."
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"- What is my favorite Knicks memory?"
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"- When they fired Phil Jackson."
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"- What is the most embarrassing thing"
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"that's ever happened to me? - Oh, when you were"
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"cut out of that season of "Real Housewives""
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"where you were dating Ramona. - I wasn't embarrassed."
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"I was just disappointed at the way it was handled."
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"What is my least favorite word?"
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"- It just makes me picture a mattress with a butt."
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"- What is my least favorite thing?"
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"- It's a trick food!"
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"- Doug's up by one."
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"Otherwise, he wins. Doug, lay it on him."
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"- Hmm."
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"Jake Peralta, do I have an earring?"
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"We've been in the car for three hours."
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"Do I have an earring?"
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"- Oh, no. I'm drawing a blank."
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"I can kind of picture a diamond stud."
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"- Or maybe a gold cross or a little hoop."
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"- I do have versatile ears."
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"- Now I'm just seeing it pretty clearly with no earring."
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"Ah, this is hard."
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"yes, you do have an earring."
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"Nothing but lobe? This whole time?"
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"- Since the day we met. -"
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"- I guess I know you better after all."
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"- Or do you? - Wait, why are you smiling?"
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"- Because we played you!"
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"If you actually knew me, you would have known"
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"Are You Fo' Real Or Just Fo' Show?""
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""Estelle Minderman""
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"is the code word we use for when there's a twist,"
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"because when Estelle hosts game night at the Senior Center,"
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"- And when I was writing my answers into my phone,"
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"our vehicle description and location."
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"Backup is already on the way."
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"Wait, why are you smiling now?"
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"- Because I played you."
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"So I changed your contacts while I was DJ-ing."
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"Kendrick Lamar, Meek Mill, really a lot of Taylor Swift."
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"So when you were texting Captain Holt,"
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"you were actually texting Trudy Judy."
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"- State troopers are on their way."
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"Sincerely, Raymond Holt."
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"Because I know you mo'."
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"I'm calling Holt for help."
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"- Go for Trudy. - Oh, damn it!"
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"- Come on. Charles, give me your phone."
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"All right, all right."
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"and they're on their way to help him escape."
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"- Hey, Captain Holt. - Doug says hi."
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"- A lot of times."
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"But honestly, you tell me not to do things so often,"
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"I kinda just tune it out."
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"- If Doug Judy escapes,"
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"I can't help you; you will be fired."
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"- Okay, I know I messed up."
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"- Send me a pin of your location."
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"Do Judy's men know what car you're driving?"
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"- Yes. They--no. Not for long."
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"- What the hell is this?"
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"- This is the front of a Galaxie 500"
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"welded to the back of a Datsun"
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"with half its windows and no trunk."
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"It's all I could afford."
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"- You really think you're gonna"
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"make it to the prison in that?"
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"So sorry, Judy,"
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"- Door fell off."
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"So what you want to talk about?"
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"No. No, no, no."
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"No phone call for you. - She's calling for you."
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"- Yeah, it was gonna be another fun road trip surprise."
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"But you don't deserve it. - Sup, Rosa?"
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"- ♪ Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy ♪"
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"- No, no, no, no, there's no singing for him now."
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"- But you made me learn such a long song."
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"- I know. I'm sorry. But plans have changed."
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"- Let me guess. Doug wasn't excited about prison"
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"and now he's trying to escape?"
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"- Good luck, Doug."
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"- Thank you for planning that."
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"What's the next surprise? - There isn't one."
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"You ruined it. There's no more fun."
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"- So that's how it is?"
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"we can have a good time."
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"But now it's gonna end with me"
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"riding off into the sunset a free man,"
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"and we're all moody?"
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"And if you did, I would lose my badge."
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"- Maybe it's for the best. You'd make a dope realtor."
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"- I don't want to be a realtor."
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"- You're telling me you don't want to sell a penthouse"
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"to Zayn Malik and then party with him afterwards?"
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"- I mean... that does sound kind of cool."
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"- Next thing you know, you're the go-to guy"
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"for all of One Direction's property needs."
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"Whoo!"
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"- No! There's too much tension between Zayn and the others."
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"You're selling me a pipe dream."
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"- All I'm saying is you're more than just your job."
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"- You know, it doesn't matter."
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"It still doesn't give you the right to get me fired."
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"- Honestly, seems like a small price to pay for my freedom."
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"Think about it. That's all I ask."
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"- Oh, finally."
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"- Captain Raymond Holt called in for backup."
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"We're supposed to escort you to the prison."
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