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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - PB&J (S08E08)

"- Drake laid down a beat for us?"
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"- What? No, no. The friend did."
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"The Drake thing was just to establish his credentials."
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"- And it worked."
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"That dude's, like, six spots removed from Drake."
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"He's the real deal. - Mm."
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"- I thought you would."
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"- ♪ PB and J a tasty little treat ♪"
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"- ♪ Two cool dudes making sandals for your feet ♪"
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"but now I kind of feel like it's a good idea."
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"- Love it."
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"♪ Making sandals that last is our ideology ♪"
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"It's magnets. - Okay!"
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"- ♪ Wear 'em on a hike"
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"- ♪ Wear 'em on a Peloton exercise bike ♪"
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"♪ With the premium, open-toed shoes for men! ♪"
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"♪ Rah!"
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"- That was crazy."
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"We never even rehearsed and just did it perfectly."
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"It was like Jackson Maine and Ally."
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"- I call Ally. - Aw, I wanted Ally."
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"If you could eat any meal on Earth, what would it be?"
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"Philly cheesesteaks from Pat's, Popeye's biscuits,"
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"McDonald's fries, Wendy's nuggets,"
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"and of course, my mama's sweet potato pie."
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"- Oh, wow."
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"That's actually a very tall order,"
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"which I completely filled."
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"- What? You smorgasborded it?"
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"- I smorgasborded it!"
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"- You know what this calls for?"
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"- How did you find cheeseburger cracker Combos?"
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"Weren't they discontinued? Tell me the whole story."
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"- A bodega in Queens had an old box."
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"- Wow. - Yeah."
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"Kind of makes me sad, though. - How come?"
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"- One day, it's out in the world thriving,"
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"and then poof, gets pulled off the streets."
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"You know, it'll be back in circulation soon."
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"- Maybe, but sometimes when a product"
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"I promise I'll visit the Combos every month."
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"They're lucky to have a friend like you."
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"- Charles? - Yeah."
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"- What are you doing? - What are you doing?"
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"who's escaped you multiple times?"
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"- Seems like a loaded question."
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"- Oh, that's not even half my load."
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"- Okay. - Oh, my God. I'm too late."
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"You're already seduced by Doug Judy's wiles."
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"- Okay, I appreciate the concern,"
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"but Doug has changed."
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"This was an old crime, and he's already owned up to it."
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"- Just so we can do our sweet-ass outfit change."
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"- Tigers and toucans! - Tigers and toucans!"
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"- Obviously, they're fantastic, but Jake, by trusting him,"
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"you're putting your job on the line,"
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"- How so?"
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"- Because if you get fired, I will swim out into the ocean"
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"until I'm too tired to swim back"
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"and I will sink to the bottom and then I won't have a job."
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"- Oh, my God. All right."
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"Well, I'm already driving him to prison,"
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"so there's nothing I can do about it now."
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"Welcome to the Boyle bus."
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"- Why we getting in this wack ride?"
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"- Charles refuses to accept what close friends we are."
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"and that your crew's on the lookout for the Trans Am,"
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"so he insisted we switch into his weird family bus."
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"- That's ridiculous. - Isn't it?"
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"- It doesn't matter what vehicle we're in."
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"- That's what I said."
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"- Exactly. Wait, what was that?"
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"- I still don't understand."
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"Trudy came to you. You took the bait."
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"If you were really trying to escape,"
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"why would you tell me?"
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"- Honestly, I didn't like lying to you."
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"You're a good friend."
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"why are you trying to escape from me?"
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"- I'm not trying to escape from you."
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"I'm trying to escape from prison."
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"Let me ask you this."
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"- Because you "love doing crimes.""
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"That's me directly quoting your catchphrase."
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"- First of all, my catchphrase is "slurp, slurp.""
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"- You've never once said that. - I say it constantly."
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"Second of all, me "loving crime""
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"is classic empty bravado."
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"The truth is I was arrested"
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"when I was 22 for something stupid."
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"My dreams of being a landscape architect were out the window."
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"- That was your dream?"
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"- I wanted to be the Black Edward Scissorhands."
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"- Oh, that's great. - I get all that,"
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"but that's not what this is about."
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"I mean, you could have escaped from anyone,"
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"but you chose to set me up."
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"And now my job and my name are all on the line."
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"- You're the bad friend."
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"- I got you a tracksuit. Tigers and toucs."
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"- Might as well be a jumpsuit."
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"A prison jumpsuit."
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"The fact that you thought I'd go willingly"
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"- You didn't know my catchphrase."
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"- That you believe that is so hurtful."
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"- Okay, well, there's clearly only one way to settle this."
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"- Ignore him and take him directly to prison."
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"to decide who's the better friend."
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"- What? - If I win,"
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"you agree not to try and escape."
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"- But if I win, you agree to let me go."
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"- Deal. - That is a bad idea."
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"I cannot let you take this risk, Jake."
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"- It'll be just like game night at the Camden Senior Center."
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"You can be Estelle Minderman."
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""Who Knows Mo', Friend Or Foe, Are You Fo' Real"
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"Or Just Fo' Show?" - Little wordy."
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"- Each contestant will answer and ask ten personal questions."
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"Whoever gets the most correct answers"
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"will be crowned the better friend."
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