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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - PB&J (S08E08)

"- It's not "Double Dare.""
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"It's an inmate from South Hills state prison."
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"- Doug Judy."
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"- I wanted you to know,"
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"I'm glad I met you."
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"Sure, it ended badly,"
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"so mad at her about "Last Chance Kitchen.""
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"The point is I wouldn't trade those moments for anything."
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"You know how active the Dutch mafia is in Jersey."
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"Jake, they got universal healthcare,"
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"I noticed your pen"
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"Well, I guess we'll never know."
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"- Tigers and toucs!"
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"Parenting is exhausting."
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"playing a game on your phone."
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"It's very different."
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"There's no winning. - Then why do you play?"
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"- To earn pizza points to get better toppings."
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"- What's up, Peralta?"
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"there's going to be some activities"
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"Mm!"
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"Like parasailing. - Oh."
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"- Nope, just really pumped for parasailing."
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"Also, there's gonna be a lot of [bleep],"
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"but the dog's okay with that."
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"As much as we would love"
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"to take care of this extremely unneutered animal,"
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"we can't, because I'm too allergic."
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"- Wait, why isn't Doug Judy taking care of dog Judy?"
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"Is he out of town or something?"
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"Doug got arrested. He's going to prison."
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"- Yeah, no, I heard you. I was just processing."
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"- Aw. You want to hug a dog? - Oh, my God."
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"It's, like, a third of him."
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"Why didn't you tell me you're in jail?"
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"Did you not want me to find out who arrested you?"
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"Is there another cop in your life?"
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"- I did. I got a job. I have a wife."
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"to the new mega Target in South Orange, New Jersey"
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"- With a rebate? - No."
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"Discount taken at register."
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"- Oh, you gotta hit that. - I know."
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"And on the way over there,"
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"a guy rear-ended me and the cops showed up."
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"Turns out I had a warrant out for my arrest."
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"- But we wiped your criminal record."
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"- You wiped my New York record."
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"I stole a car in Trenton five years ago."
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"- Well, you still should have called me."
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"I could've helped you out. - It wouldn't have mattered."
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"There's a lot of evidence against me."
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"I left a picture of me at the scene of the crime"
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"with a note bragging about how I did it."
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"- Ah, well, yes, that would make it difficult."
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"- Impossible."
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"They're moving me to South Woods prison tomorrow."
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"- Tomorrow? - I know."
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"But you know what really bums me out?"
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"I had no warning."
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"I only wish that I had known it was gonna happen"
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"so I could've had one last moment of joy"
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"before I get taken to jail."
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"But alas...'tis not to be."
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"- Wait a minute. What if it...'tis to be?"
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"What if I drive you to prison?"
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"We could have one more adventure!"
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"to have fun on a trip to prison."
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"- Yeah, it sucks, but I dunno, maybe for just a few hours,"
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"you could focus on the journey and not the destination."
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"- "Focus on the journey, not the destination.""
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"I like that; did you steal it from a car commercial?"
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"- No. It was an Instagram ad for a travel bidet."
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"Look, I know it's not perfect, but if you say yes,"
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"I promise I will plan some sexy-ass surprises."
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"- How sexy we talking?"
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"- Sexy-ass surprise number one. We're riding in style."
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"- I can't believe the Department of Corrections"
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"was cool with you taking your friend to prison."
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"I got the guy and his family"
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"The family's gonna be pruney."
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"- Yeah, it wasn't a good bribe."
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"- Well, let's hit the road. - Up-bup-bup."
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"Before we do that. There's another surprise,"
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"- Wait, you got a pen?"
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"I'll show you a little trick I learned from a magician"
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"who, for legal purposes, shall remain nameless,"
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"but is unquestionably a mind freak."
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"- Criss Angel."
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"- I can neither confirm nor deny--bam!"
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"Your cuffs and your pen, sir."
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"- That was incredibly fast."
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"Consider my mind freaked."
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"On that note, it is time for sexy-ass surprise number two."
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"A classic Jake and Judy outfit change!"
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"- I'm feeling this print."
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"- I thought you might. We got tigers and toucans."
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"- Tigers and toucs! - Ooh."
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"And now, for the pièce de résistance."
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"- Oh, ho, ho, ho!"
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"Little French. I like where this is going."
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"- And voilà."
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"- "PB" and "&J.""
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"Go together like peanut butter and jelly."
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"- It's never coming off."
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"Except for in a couple hours"
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"when I have to check into prison for five years."
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"- Buh-bup-bup-- journey, not the destination."
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"- It's never coming off. - That's the spirit."
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"Let's ride."
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"- Mind if I DJ? - I was counting on it."
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"Bust out those banging bar mitzvah beats, bruv."
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"- Let's see what you got."
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"Kendrick Lamar, Meek Mill,"
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"I barely even memorized all the lyrics to "Folklore.""
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"- What's SAS3?"
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"- I'm glad you asked, mon frère."
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"who's friends with a guy who's roommates with a guy"
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"who gets lunch for a guy who's friends with a guy"
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"who knows Drake."
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"And he laid down a beat for us to write a song to!"
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