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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - PB&J (S08E08)

"- You're tired because you were up until 5:00 in the morning"
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"what's going on? Are you puppy sitting for Doug?"
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"- Well, I was, but I need you to take him for me,"
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"because I'm going on a little vacay,"
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"and let's just say"
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"that aren't suitable for a little dog."
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"Thought you were building to something much more sexual."
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"Here. - Ugh."
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"- Oh, no, you didn't hear?"
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"- Wait, what?"
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"- Doug got arrested. He's going to prison."
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"No offense to Evan. You've been great this week."
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"because they have 50% off"
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"whole-home mesh wireless systems."
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"- Honestly, Jake, I don't see how it's possible"
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"- How sexy you got?"
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"- Is that a '79 Pontiac Trans Am?"
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"- Well, I can be very persuasive."
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"a six-day pass to Pirate's Cove Waterpark."
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"♪"
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"- Pontiac Bandit and Jake."
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"♪"
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"really a lot of Taylor Swift. - Pfft, I'm over her."
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"That track is sexy-ass surprise number three."
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"- Okay, so I know this audio engineer"
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"- ♪ Doug and Jake rolling down the street ♪"
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"- What? - I was going for the rhyme,"
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"♪ Made real by our patented, strapless technology ♪"
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"♪ Yo, you can wear 'em on the beach ♪"
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"Okay, it's time for sexy-ass surprise number four."
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"- Cheeseburger cracker flavor Combos,"
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"Sonic tots, fountain Coke,"
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"- What's that? - Foot slap!"
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"is taken off the shelves, it never returns."
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"- The Combos will be very grateful for that."
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"Why are you alone with a criminal"
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"which means you're also putting my job on the line."
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"He thinks you're trying to escape"
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"- I'm gonna escape from you either way."
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"What do you mean you're escaping?"
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"- Sorry, bro. Plan is already in motion."
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"- Come on."
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"- Well, if I'm such a good friend,"
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"Do you know why I stole that car?"
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"When I got out, nobody would hire me"
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"because I had a criminal record."
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"You used me, Doug. You're a bad friend."
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"You're taking me to prison."
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"means you don't know me at all."
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"- Oh, please. I know everything about you."
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"- You have never once said "slurp, slurp" before today."
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"- A high-stakes trivia contest"
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"- She's my favorite emcee. Damn it, I'm in!"
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"- Charles!"
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"- The name of the game is called,"
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"- America can't relate"
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"- No, it's Zack, like Zack Morris."
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"- Point for Doug."
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"- Mm."
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"Yeah, that was a good day."
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"- Yeah."
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"- Meringue because it looks so much better than it tastes."
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"♪"
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"Jake, you need to answer the final question correctly."
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"- Um."
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"What? - You heard me."
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"You've known me for seven years."
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"- That'd be a good look."
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"But I'm gonna go with my gut and say..."
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"in order to stall. - I was in on it."
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"she always makes sure one of the games has a sexy twist."
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"I was secretly texting Captain Holt"
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"I knew you would text for backup."
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"and exactly what we're driving."
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"Slurp, slurp."
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"- What do we do? We can't outrun Doug's men."
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"Boyle bus tops out at 50. -"
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"Doug Judy tricked me and now his crew knows our location"
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"But can you at least get us some backup?"
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"I'll have state troopers rendezvous with you."
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"- Well, we only have 38 miles left."
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"but it looks like I have the upper hand now."
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"- Nothing. We're not talking anymore."
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"It has 35 verses and no chorus."
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"- Yes. - You know it."
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"When it's gonna end with me in prison,"
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"- You're not escaping."
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"- Copy that. Thanks."
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"- Thank you."
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"Oh, I can get with this."
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"- I'm choosing to focus"
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"on the journey, not the destination."
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"Unless somebody messed with Holt's phone."
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"away from the prison for a good reason."
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"- This is the way to the prison."
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"Aren't I? - Hard to say."
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"- I'm calling Charles."
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"- What's up, Peralta?"
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"- No! All right, Jake, stay calm."
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"Then Holt said backup was coming."
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"If you can't trust them, you can't trust anyone."
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"♪"
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"I gotta know, were they actually your guys?"
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"- At the next intersection, turn left."
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"Slurp, slurp, Peralta."
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"- Slurp, slurp. -"
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"I also changed the destination in your GPS."
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"not the destination."
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"- Dumbass. - He's not a dumbass, Trudy."
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"and not noticing that he was driving directly to us."
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"- What do you mean, "take care of him"?"
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"guy whose name I can't even remember."
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"- All right, nobody move! Stay where you are!"
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"Thanks. Look, Doug,"
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"- I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at myself."
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"I mean, how'd I expect this to end?"
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"♪"
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"I'll see you soon."
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"♪"
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"- All right, fine. I also submitted to the reboot."
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