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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - The Orgy (S01E01)

"Listen. Listen, stop talking."
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"and I was not going to come to this orgy this evening"
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"-because my heart was in pain. -VAMPIRE: Who cares?"
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"VAMPIRE 2: Yes! Vampire Tricked in Steam Room!"
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"Yes, it is me."
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"-(vampire 2 whoops) -(mouthing) -Anyway,"
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"I put my heavy heart to one side"
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"for the love of my good lady wife Nadja."
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"-VAMPIRE 3: Ugh. -Recently,"
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"I was watching all of my porno films,"
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"which are sexy and a turn-on."
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"But they lack one thing and one important thing."
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"-And that one thing is love. -(mouthing)"
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"-(vampires groaning) -The love I share"
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"for my good lady wife Nadja."
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"What say we conduct our own orgy upstairs?"
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"Here's to love and making love!"
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"What a boner killer."
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"And I thought Mike threw a bad orgy."
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"-VAMPIRE 5: I think I'm going to take off. -NADJA: N-No, no."
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"Wait, wait. No, wait, everyone. No, no, wait!"
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"'Cause we haven't had the best part yet."
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"(whispering): I did a terrible thing."
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"Guess what. There is the most gorgeous..."
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"I got to help him."
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"...nosebleedy, asthma-suffering,"
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"...mouth-breathing virgin!"
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"-(both panting) -(vampires groan)"
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"GUILLERMO: Jeremy, you have to leave."
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"-They're all vamp... -JEREMY: Guillermo."
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"Is this the way out?"
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"Well..."
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"looks like, uh, Jeremy's not a virgin anymore."
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"So, sorry about that, gang."
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"This orgy didn't count."
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"Don't tell your friends it was a bad orgy."
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"just us three, then?"
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"Okay, these are both good."
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"I'm just going to check up on Laszlo."
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"I don't think Nadja will let him forget about this one."
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"-Laszlo. -(knocks on door)"
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"(bats screeching)"
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"(chuckles)"
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"("Super Good" by Leningrad playing)"
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"(man singing in Russian)"
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"What is with all the shouting?"
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"ANNOUNCER: Archer 1999."
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"(hip-hop beat)"
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"(beat resumes)"
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"-WOMAN 1: I heard he's a savior. -WOMAN 2: I heard he's a mutant."
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"-Is this a cult? -Ticktock, little birdie."
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"-I'm a good person. -You end the world."
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"Starting with mine."
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"(screams)"
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"There's a choice of toppings."
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"* Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead *"
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"(gasps) I almost forgot."
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"'Cause I'll ejaculate straight through that."
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"Well, it's a beautiful scene. Someone is seductively riding,"
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"They've just been asking me to do all kinds of stuff."
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"-Of course you haven't. -Um, but I'm just trying..."
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"that developed into pornos."
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"of pornos over the years."
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"Could it be any sexier?"
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"Have you any idea how difficult it is to make a porno?"
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"to regain their vampire form."
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"This is a great party."
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"I'm here!"
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"-Oh, no. -Listen, my name is Laszlo,"
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"-(Constantin grunting) -(indistinct chatter)"
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"Fosse/Verdon."
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"(all screaming)"
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"-He's a god. -Hi, Alice."
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"* You're dead, you're dead, you're dead *"
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"I just killed my friend. Oh, God."
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"But I can tell you, (chuckles)"
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"* You're dead and out of this world *"
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"And now that bit is done."
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"(growls softly)"
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"Premieres Wednesday, May 29 on FXX."
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"MAN: How do you surprise someone"
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"Oh, God, they're gonna rip him apart."
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"This party's awesome!"
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"on my penis?""
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"when he came in."
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