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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - The Orgy (S01E01)

"I'm about to launch a Sputnik."
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"NADJA: There is nothing more devastating"
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"than finding out your husband has made porn"
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"and it's so bloody boring."
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"(whirring)"
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"MAN: So, how old are you?"
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"-267. -(chuckles)"
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"I'm 18."
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"Have you ever been with a man before?"
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"And how would you like me to answer that, Philip?"
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"No."
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"You'll never guess where this is going."
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"Then the answer's no."
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"-(funky music playing) -(Laszlo grunting)"
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"NADJA: The only thing those videos were good for"
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"was for putting crying babies to sleep."
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"-(slap bass theme playing) -And now the 1990s."
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"Who are these people who are always paging?"
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"And what's the deal with pagers?"
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"BLONDE: Shut up and get over here."
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"Laszlo, darling, I just think your work,"
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"as stimulating as it is,"
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"it is not quite right for our orgy."
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"It-It's like erotica for churchgoers."
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"Even Vampire Tricked in Steam Room?"
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"That one didn't even make any sense."
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"I mean, how could we see what you were doing"
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"but you couldn't?"
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"What happens in that is I'm sat there,"
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"surrounded, I think, by women."
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"The steam subsides,"
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"and I realize I'm actually surrounded by chaps."
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"But I enjoy it."
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"Well, I got that bit."
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"I just think..."
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"Boring?"
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"*"
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"I shall be in our bedchamber."
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"No, no."
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"She said that my pornos were boring,"
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"of my pornos."
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"(phone beeps)"
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"Hey, Jeremy. Sorry I'm calling you so late."
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"Jeremy and I go way back."
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"What are you doing tonight?"
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"at the hip. Not by choice,"
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"but because they would literally, um, use hot glue."
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"I invited Jeremy to the party."
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"No, just yourself."
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"Oh, I think they got all the drinks covered."
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"Yeah, I feel bad."
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"You know what, I'm doing whatever it takes"
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"to become a vampire."
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"MAN: Oh. Sorry."
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"Somebody told me this was a closet."
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"It's going to be an amazing orgy."
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"Over here, we have a sculpture which depicts"
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"In here, we have the fluffers' chill-out area."
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"Here we have the traditional animal fur laden with rings."
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"Not for your fingers."
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""What are your last words?""
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""I want to have sex.""
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"-Laszlo, what is going on? -I'm not coming."
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"What are you doing? What is this?"
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"Are you role-playing as a depressed man?"
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"It's not not working."
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"I'm not coming to the orgy."
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"-I'm not in the mood. -What?"
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"Is this because I said your porno was terrible?"
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"The pornos were superb."
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"and for our good vampire names to go down in history"
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"with he whose name that we never say the name of?"
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"-You mean Mike? -Yes, fucking Mike!"
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"-Good night. -Laszlo, don't you dare go back in there."
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"No, I'm not coming. Let go of the lid."
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"Yes, I suppose I am a little bit stressed."
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"(shouts)"
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"To throw a bad vampire orgy,"
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"I don't know how one would recover."
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"Half the bats you see, they are just vampires"
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"that have thrown terrible orgies,"
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"and they are too ashamed"
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"They just flit around. Shame bats."
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"Bats full of shame."
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"And you know them,"
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"'cause they don't fly as high."
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"-Chinese jumping vampire. -(Jiang Shi chuckles)"
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"-Brought my cousin. -Is he a Babadook?"
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"No, actually, I'm a Badabook."
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"You know, like, uh, bada-bing, Badabook."
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"-Hey-oh! Ah! -(Nadja chuckles)"
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"(growls)"
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"that the raccoon actually solved the Rubik's Cube"
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"that it was given in the video because there are clearly cuts"
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"VAMPIRE 1: Yeah."
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"Um, and, uh, who are you?"
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"Oh. Uh, hi. I'm Jeremy."
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"I brought mochi ice cream."
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"-(laughs) -(vampires cheer)"
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"Jeremy's here. He just got here,"
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"and, uh, all the vampires' eyes just lit up"
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"(vampires hissing)"
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"Yeah."
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"Maybe not so much as a friend."
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"Everyone's really friendly. Hi."
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"-Yeah, what did you bring? -I brought mochi."
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"I thought maybe people would eat that."
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"-Yeah. Yeah. -(Jeremy chuckles)"
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"They're gonna tear him apart."
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"The life of the orgy has arrived."
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"Bit stiff."
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"I've done a bad thing."
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"I just brought my friend to a house full of vampires."
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"I brought my virgin friend into a house full of vampires."
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"Is it hot in here? (chuckles)"
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"-MR. '50s: Hey. -(gasps)"
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"Mr. '50s, you made it."
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"Yeesh."
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"Well, you could argue, though, that all you need"
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"-is a cell phone. -(bullhorn turns on)"
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