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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - The Orgy (S01E01)

"I pay $1,200 a month."
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"If I find I am in a situation"
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"where an idiot is complaining to me,"
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"you can either kill them"
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"or you can pretend to listening to them."
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"So what you're saying is that"
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"your feelings have been hurt."
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"Well, kinda."
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"Talk about that."
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"Oh, okay. Um... Well,"
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"-I just feel that sometimes... -Yes, yes."
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"I feel that I have... People aren't listening to me"
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"-to what I'm saying. -Yes. Really speak from the heart."
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"When I speak from the heart, I feel like no one's really..."
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"The cat o' nine tails."
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"Oliver Cromwell's head."
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"200-year-old peekaboo cape,"
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"you announce yourself..."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, yes!"
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"You wait till my good lady wife sees this."
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"In the late 1800s,"
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"a new and exciting medium was invented,"
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"and that medium was called "cinema.""
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"And then, about a week later,"
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"Now, the first porno film I ever made"
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"I was cast because they thought"
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"never once realizing"
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"I took part in thousands"
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"they are still very, very erotic."
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"that will have our orgy talked about for centuries."
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"Just put it on the pile, Laszlo."
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"All right there, Constantin?"
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"-Oops. -What is that?"
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"I really have no idea."
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"Perhaps we should watch it."
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"(groans)"
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"-(groans) Don't say that word. -Sorry."
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"which makes sense, because, uh..."
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"So, for this chocolate fountain,"
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"you can put other stuff, I'm assuming..."
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"-I mean... -...that's thicker than chocolate?"
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"What's thicker than chocolate?"
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"Did you ask about the jade buttock eggs?"
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"No, I did not."
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"made from jade that you put inside your butt."
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"I don't think they have them."
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"I'd have to check on that, for sure."
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"They can be made of anything."
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"But not silver,"
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"because, you know, otherwise, ouch."
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"-He's joking. -There's a silver egg in my butt."
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"Did you carry them?"
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"We do mostly, like, loot bags for kids."
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"I don't think-I don't think they have them."
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"I'm very happy that my master's gonna help me find a virgin,"
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"'cause it is slim pickings"
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"The Christian college chastity club seemed promising until"
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"I found out that most of them had a..."
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"different definition of "virgin" than the common one."
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"Believe it or not, CrossFit gyms are full of virgins."
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"No one's touched them, and the reason being"
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"is because they won't shut up about CrossFit."
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"If you saw a man"
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"dressed in this mask,"
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"or would you come?"
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"(inhales)"
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"Wait, wait, wait."
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"He has to be a virgin."
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"-keep shopping... -He is a virgin."
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"Guillermo!"
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"-Hey! Jeremy! -(chuckles)"
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"-Is that... I thought it was you. -It was me, yeah."
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"-Yeah. -(chuckles) Where have you been lately?"
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"We've been having some hella crazy Fortnite sessions."
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"Hasn't been as fun without old GuillermoGoth2000."
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"-Oh, shit. No, my... (clears throat) -Did you-did you change"
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"-your gamertag? You can tell me. -No, no."
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"-Work stuff. It's... My boss just keeps, -I'm so sorry."
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"-you know, riding me. -Uh-huh."
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"-You know, it was good talking to you though. -Yeah."
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"So, take care. I'll see you, okay?"
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"No."
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"Yes."
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"and we'd very much love to extend an invitation."
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"No, I don't think Jeremy and his girlfriend"
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"would, uh, want to come to a lame party."
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"-It's just... -I don't..."
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"Yeah, you do."
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"But, um... he's also my friend."
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"-Yeah. -There was a girl though, right?"
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"Oh, I just started seeing this woman."
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"Yeah, I thought so."
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"-So... -It's for my nosebleeds."
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"But, you know, once I finally have that under control,"
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"-maybe I'll finally meet someone. -Ah. (chuckles)"
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"-(laughs, groans) -Oh, boy."
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"Okay. Oops. (chuckles)"
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"-Yeah, that's a nosebleed. (chuckles) -Yeah."
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"Just gonna go find some more tissues,"
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"'cause this one's gonna be full any second. (laughs)"
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"-Just go. Just get out of here. -Yeah, okay."
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"Nice to meet you. Hey."
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"-(grunts) -GUILLERMO: You know, I like to keep"
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"I don't want them to cross over."
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"Makes it easier when you find someone"
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"that you're gonna sacri..."
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"Yeah."
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"(sighs) That is some of the most virginal blood I've ever tasted."
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"(sniffs, exhales)"
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"We must have him."
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"GUILLERMO: It's gonna be a tough one."
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"(upbeat piano music playing)"
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"There's a man who enjoys his work."
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"-FLAPPER: Zounds! I'm indecent! -(grunting)"
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"LASZLO: Time to 23 skidoo."
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"without their star quarterback."
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"-(grunts) -(gasps)"
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"-(big band music playing) -(dominatrix moaning) -LASZLO: Oh, yeah."
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"Be-Bop-A-Lube-a, yeah."
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