Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - The Orgy (S01E01)

"Poor guy."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"-(drumbeat) -(clapping)"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"All new, Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"ANNOUNCER: In space, no one can hear you sc--"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"-Are we hosting a quinceañera? -(gasps)"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"(record static)"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"(rapid drumming)"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"I help people open their minds."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"-Why do you need to time travel? -It's about saving lives."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"who can go back in time and warn himself?"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"ANNOUNCER: FX presents What We Do in the Shadows."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"[bats squeal]"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"*"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"NANDOR: Our home has been selected"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"to host"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"the bi-annual vampire orgy."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"NADJA: One time they tried going triannual."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"Which is bloody pointless, 'cause it takes me"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"at least six months to recover from any orgy."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"Yes, it does."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"We're gonna have some fun."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"in that even when it's bad it's good."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
""Aah! Why do I have puncture wounds"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"LASZLO: Vampire sex is a carnival of desires."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"that can last years."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"* Don't sing if you want to live long *"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"* They have no use for your song *"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"* You sold out your dream to the world *"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"* You're dead and out of this world. *"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"*"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"-So we need the blood fountain. -Okay, blood fountain."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"Where would I find that?"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"LASZLO: We need some sexy paintings for the walls."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"NADJA: I was thinking we replace this picture of us"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"with that lovely one where we were naked"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"-and we have cherries in our bums. -Yeah."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"Can we get some sort of protective spray"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"to put all over the carpet?"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"Because Laszlo will spray all over the carpet."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"LASZLO: What you don't understand is"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"the stigma attached to throwing a poor orgy."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"I mean, I've known people who have committed suicide"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"after a poor orgy."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"I wouldn't go that far."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"I would kill you, though."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"And then I'd kill myself."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"There's no recovery from that humiliation."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"I don't like to even speak of it, but the notorious orgy"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"Don't even say the year."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"It was a lot of just very terrible chitchat."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"that organized that monstrosity."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"I don't give a fuck. His name was Mike."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"Fucking Mike. (groans)"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"To be safe, get six."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"Guillermo is my familiar,"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"only I can order him about."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"Thank you, master."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"Is there anything you need?"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"All the things they just said."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"And absorbent towels. Lots of them."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"Most important, we must, must, must"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"I seem to have, uh, overfished that..."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"-Did you write down the towels? -Yes."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"You need to re-cover that chaise longue."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"My only concern about the orgy is, uh,"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"I have a strobe light up."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"And a couple speakers playing, uh,"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"some acid jazz."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"What else? I have my, uh,"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"my trusty filing cabinet."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"I always wanted one of these"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"when I was a child but never got one."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"It was one of my first purchases."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"I also stocked up on some Neosporin."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"I have some paintings, some pictures."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"I got this one because it shows human food,"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"they'll feel at home."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"I-I'm-I'm really getting into it."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"doesn't really work for vampires,"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"so we have developed our own way."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"I don't... I... I don't know what you want me to say."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"GUILLERMO: Um..."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"uh, a candlestick up and down."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"Someone's on the couch sucking and getting sucked."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"-NADJA: Louder! -Sucking and..."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"No. I will not"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"be participating in the orgy, no."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"Besides, I-I don't, uh, I don't kiss and tell."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"NADJA: We need specifics."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"What am I doing to my ass cheeks?"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"You are, uh, you're licking it..."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"Can you just describe what you see? It's not hard."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"-Good boy, that's right. -(groaning) -Must be my birthday."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"-(megaphone alarm chirps) -I can't. I'm sorry. I was raised very Catholic."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"-En garde, there. -GUILLERMO: It's just a lot of demanding things."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"It's a pleasure swing, you fucknut, not a sex net."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"That's the sex net. Get that out of the box"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"-and attach it to the ceiling. -GUILLERMO: "Gizmo,"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"get the dildos.""
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
""Gizmo, try out the dildos.""
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"He's trying to finish it, Laszlo."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"And what about the virgins? Have you got any yet? No."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
""But, but, but." You're like a nonstop but machine. (gasps)"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"That reminds me, have you ordered"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"I'm gonna take five minutes"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"before I say something I'm gonna regret."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"Eh... Slam the door."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"You gonna let him get away with that?"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"He's gone, he's gotten away with it."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"And it is unacceptable."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"-* -(knocking on door)"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"-NANDOR: Knock, knock. -Oh. Good evening, master."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"-Is there something you need? -No, no."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"Just coming in for a chat."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"-(exhales) -(grunts)"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"I noticed that Nadja and Laszlo"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"have been quite pushy with you with all the orgy planning."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"-Oh, it's okay, it's not a big deal, master. -No, it is a big deal."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"And they locked you in this closet?"
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
"This is my room."
What We Do in the Shadows (2019)
Show more clips