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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Yard Sale (S04E04)

"I got lost in this Elle Decor."
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"Justin Timberlake is designing his own home line,"
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"and I'm trying to reserve judgment."
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"I want you to know it's okay either way, but..."
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"are you gay?"
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"What?"
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"No! I'm not! I-I took you to prom."
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"I kissed you."
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"Unless you're a boy, I'm pretty sure I'm straight."
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"Are-Are you a boy?"
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"No. Right."
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"So then I'm straight."
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"I didn't mean to make you mad. I'm not mad."
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"I'm just... angry."
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"I'm sorry."
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"And those are synonyms."
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"You just know everhing today."
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"- Hey. Can I help you? - Yeah. Why does everybody think I'm gay?"
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"God, I hate yard sales."
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"Thank you. Mm-hmm."
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"Sorry for snooping around and finding your old-man doll."
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"In Colombia, if you snoop around the wrong box,"
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"I shouldn't have done it. Now I feel bad for Manny."
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"- What do you mean? - Well, I don't know."
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"how you're not afraid of anything."
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"Now he just seems a little sad. How sad?"
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"He needs a little dose of reality."
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"You walk around school telling everyone how great your mommy is all the time,"
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"you find yourself on the business end of a wedgie."
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"I know how to push buttons to get what I want,"
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"and what I want is to see a puppet show."
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"J'accuse!"
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"I'm sorry. One more time?"
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"Saboteur! That's a second way."
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"How... could... you?"
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"Why, Mitchell? Why? Cam-Oh, come on."
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"All right, the-"
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"every time you get rid of these pants, you have to buy them all over again,"
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"and you get depressed, all right?"
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"This is just a way to have a safety net."
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"I can't have a safety net, Mitchell."
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"Otherwise, I won't be successful and keep the weight off."
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"Have you ever thought of that?"
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"No. No, I didn't."
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"You know, you're not the only one who remembers all the times I failed."
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"I-I should support you more. I'm-I'm sorry."
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"Well, I'm happy to hear you say that. Well, I'm happy you're happy."
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"Well, I hope you both are happy."
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"Michael's not gay. Now he hates me."
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"Thanks a lot."
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"You see? This is exactly why I didn't want to get involved."
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"Now I feel terrible."
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"These feelings would go good with pie."
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"There he is!"
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"Sweetheart, do you love it?"
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"No, Claire, I do not love it."
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"Do I, Claire? Do I really?"
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"What happened? It's a long story. Check your in-box."
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"I know what I am, Claire. I'm not a rider. I'm a strider."
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"I hope that's sexy enough for you."
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"Well, I can see stuff. Yeah, I know. I can feel air on it."
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"Mmm. It's not like I have another pair of pants."
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"Well, uh, today is your lucky day."
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"You might need a belt."
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"Oh, I doubt it. I bet we wear the same size."
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"- Don't do that. - Copy."
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"Well, we ruined Alex's life, by the way."
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"I don't know. She looks okay."
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"- Oh, looks like they made up. - Hmm."
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"Wish she would just listen to me. I could help her avoid so much pain."
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"No matter who that boy is, he's not gonna last. Mmm. You're right."
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"Well, at least with a gay kid,"
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"you know she's gonna get a great flower arrangement."
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"Should've seen the one I made Annabelle."
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"Arranged it myself. It was gorgeous."
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"Till she pulled it apart and spelled "homo" on my porch."
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"This doesn't make me feel any better."
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"Gather around, everybody."
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"I want you to meet somebody."
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"Oh, but that might. Uncle Grumpy!"
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"Luke's wise words got to me."
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"I needed my son to respect me again."
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"More than that, I needed to respect myself."
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"Holy maracas!"
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"I think I sat on the right lap!"
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"Uncle Grumpy, we're in public."
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"Ay, look at all those white faces!"
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"I see we made it over the wall!"
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"Uncle Grumpy, are you in a bad mood?"
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"Damn right, I am! I just came from the movies."
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"A whole day's pay to see Basic instinct."
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"Oh. And what did you think?"
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"Basically, it stinks."
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"Damn right, I am!"
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"I just met the girl of my dreams."
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"Ay, that's such great news."
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"No! She gave me the termites."
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"Gloria, I'm just gonna-"
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"Oh, geez. I don't even wanna know what this is. I'm outta here."
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"You're leaving? Damn right."
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"The only difference between this and a home invasion..."
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"is I get to shoot people at a home invasion."
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"Oh, my God. She married her puppet."
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"Encore! Encore!"
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"Uncle Grumpy!"
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"Can anyone hear me?"
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"Please help me!"
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"If I had to make a playlist for being trapped under a motorcycle,"
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""Stuck in the Middle," "Hit the Road, Jack"-"
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"Um, anything by Heavy D."
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"Ooh. Pointer Sisters, "Neutron Dance.""
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"Turns out today wasn't the first day of the rest of my life."
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"There are some DVDs in a shoe box in, uh, my closet..."
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"that I was holding for a buddy."
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"Um, you can go ahead and just throw the whole box away."
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"I'm so hungry."
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"I don't know how long I'm gonna be out here."
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"I gotta ration my food."
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"I said "No tomatoes"!"
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