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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Yard Sale (S04E04)

"What's going on? You're being weird."
Modern Family (2009)
"What? First I'm a pants thief,"
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"and-and now I can't pay you a compliment?"
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"Here comes Claire. Hey, girl!"
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"I don't know what that was."
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"Okay, I just saw Alex and Michael sittin' in a tree."
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"Don't make me spell this out for you."
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"Well, what can you do?"
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"I can't do anything, but you two could talk to her."
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"And tell her what? Michael's playing for the pink team."
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"Okay. We get to say that. You don't, really."
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"I know, because you have credibility,"
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"and I have the opposite of credibility. I have-"
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"I am her mother."
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"Okay, we're not doing this. Well, now hold on just a minute."
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"You know, when I was... young and straight,"
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"I left a trail of broken hearts like a rock star."
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"I'm not proud of it. You're kinda proud of it."
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"Okay, how am I supposed to walk into a dry cleaner..."
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"and not mention my girlfriend Wendy Jo Martinizer?"
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"You don't have a problem, okay? They're kids."
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"They're gonna work it out."
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"Can you talk to her?"
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"Not when she's like this."
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"Oh, you mean Alex. Mmm."
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"Yeah. I'll do it."
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"Thank you."
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"if you're seeing this, then they found my body."
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"Or I finally got a signal and I sent it to you in an e-mail."
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"Although in that case, I'd just call."
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"I know, I'm not making any sense."
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"I've been trapped out here now for..."
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"27 minutes."
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"I'm such an idiot."
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"To prove I'm a man?"
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"I am a man."
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"Mom."
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"Manny, what is this doing here?"
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"If you don't mind, we'll be asking the questions now."
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"I apologize."
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"We couldn't help ourselves."
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"But I've gotta know. Why were you hiding this?"
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"Love this! Sold!"
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"What's the story here?"
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"I don't want to talk about it!"
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"Aw! Cute! Oh, where'd that come from?"
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"It's my mom's. She's being very cagey."
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"We think something's stashed in the head."
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"It's from Colombia."
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"Mom, what's the big deal?"
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"Okay, fine."
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"When I was young, I was in a beauty pageant."
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"All the other girls, for the talent,"
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"were juggling knives, as they always do."
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"But I wanted to stand out, so I came up with..."
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"Uncle Grumpy."
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"- Excuse me. How much is this vase? - It's yours. Take it."
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"So what do you need here? A stool? Glass of water? How do we make this happen?"
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"- Let's go. I need to see this. - You see nothing."
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"That pageant was one of the worst nights of my life."
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"After weeks of rehearsing,"
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"I froze, and we were speechless."
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"Aw, and you lost."
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"No. I won."
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"Imagine this when I was 18."
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"But it was very humiliating."
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"I don't want to do it ever again."
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"And yet you kept him all these years."
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"Maybe there's a part of you that wants to work through this, get some closure."
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"You're wrong, whoever you are."
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"It's going on 31 minutes."
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"I feel so alone."
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"I gotta get my leg free."
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"Why didn't I wear my shants?"
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"It's an old curtain ring Michael saw over there."
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"You know, Alex, you and Michael remind me so much..."
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"of me and my first girlfriend, Annabelle Pickett."
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"Huh? You had a girlfriend? Oh."
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"Yeah. Cutest girl in Sunday school too."
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"So one year, I asked her to go to the church bazaar lip sync contest with me,"
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"and we did our version of "Endless Love.""
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"Which was ironic, because two weeks later,"
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"I fell head over heels..."
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"Oh, no. Of course, she was devastated. Just destroyed her."
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"And then she spray-painted something unrepeatable..."
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"on my daddy's barn and never spoke to me again."
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"Wow, and all because she wanted you to be something you just weren't."
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"Mm-hmm. Ugh. Yeah."
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"Stop. I get it. I know what you think about Michael, Mom."
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"You didn't have to bring in your big gay guns to back you up."
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"No offense."
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"None taken. I kinda like it."
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"Okay. Honey, I am worried about you. I don't want you to get hurt."
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"I told them that this was a bad idea, all right?"
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"You know, maybe Michael's gay. Maybe he's not."
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"He is. Your mother just wants you to have all the information..."
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"so that you can go slow."
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"Uncle Mitchell, he's straight."
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"Oh, honey, I-"
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"I kissed a lot of girls when I wanted to be straight."
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"And your Uncle Cam kissed some too, he says."
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"But that's neither here nor there."
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"What's important is that you make your own-Where-Wait, where are you going?"
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"It's not the olden days anymore, you guys. I can just ask him."
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"I'm not. That "olden days" comment was like a punch to the gut."
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"She may as well have spray-painted it on my daddy's barn."
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"I'm done with this. Where's he going?"
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"Hey, you got any bread? I wanna make sure this thing still works."
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"Yeah, that's not gonna happen. Oh, it doesn't have to be bread."
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"I mean, I can get the information I need from, like, a bagel or a frozen waffle."
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"Look, kid, you're just gonna have to roll the dice on this one."
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"I don't know."
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"What's your return policy?"
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"You return, I call the police."
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"Wh-Where'd you get that?"
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"From the kitchen. Give me that!"
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"You selling the pot-bellied pig? Get out of my driveway."
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"You're not a pig."
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"There you are."
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"Hey. Sorry."
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