Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Yard Sale (S04E04)

"You know they're not getting the actual jeans, right, Luke?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, right. Well, then how about a donation?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Twenty bucks? A hundred."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Twenty? - Sure. What's it to you..."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Ew. - How much for the ashtray?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't know. What's the tag say?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Fifty cents. But there's a chip in it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, that's why it's lying on a blanket on my lawn..."
Modern Family (2009)
"next to some old corn on the cob handles."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I'll give you 35. - You're wearing a $10,000 watch. You're haggling over 15 cents?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You live in this place, and you can't let that 15 cents go?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Fine, 35."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Can you break a 50? - Get out."
Modern Family (2009)
"Manny."
Modern Family (2009)
"What is this case doing here?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I found it in the attic. Why? What is it?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Nothing that concerns you. It's from Colombia."
Modern Family (2009)
"But I thought you said- You thought nothing."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's going back in the attic, and I want no more questions."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Why? - That's a question."
Modern Family (2009)
"Wow. That was weird. Too weird."
Modern Family (2009)
"I wonder what's in there."
Modern Family (2009)
"Wake up, Delgado!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Locked box. From Colombia. "No more questions"?"
Modern Family (2009)
"It's obviously a human head."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why is that always your first guess?"
Modern Family (2009)
"One of these days, I'm gonna be right."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, I'm just trying to move it out of the way."
Modern Family (2009)
"Some asshat offered me 100 bucks for it."
Modern Family (2009)
"But with the baby coming, I guess I am gonna sell it. Oh, she's a beaut."
Modern Family (2009)
"What? You wouldn't be interested in it, would you?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Why wouldn't I be?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, I just never thought of you as a motorcycle kinda guy."
Modern Family (2009)
"I would be if Claire would ever let me have one."
Modern Family (2009)
"- You can have a motorcycle if you want. - Ha, ha, ha!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Can I also have an affair with my super hot receptionist?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- What super hot receptionist? - Don't change the subject."
Modern Family (2009)
"Now what would everybody like for lunch?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You don't have to buy a motorcycle if you don't want one."
Modern Family (2009)
"But don't blame it on me. I'm fine with it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Seriously? Yeah!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, look, I know it's not the safest thing in the world,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but it is sexy."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes. A lot more sexy than that crazy machine you rode up on. Mmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"Is that something that your doctor make you use?"
Modern Family (2009)
"All right, I'm gonna take this around back,"
Modern Family (2009)
"unless you'd like to go for a test-drive."
Modern Family (2009)
"Precious cargo."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm not taking you, sweetheart."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm driving?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Awesome!"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm terrified of motorcycles, but sometimes you have to do things..."
Modern Family (2009)
"to show the world you're still a man."
Modern Family (2009)
"Same reason I got that henna tattoo."
Modern Family (2009)
"Japanese symbol for "courage.""
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah. Oh, Michael's here!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Hi, Michael! Hi!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, well, well. What is this all about?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Is there a-a new man in Alex's life?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, she certainly thinks so."
Modern Family (2009)
"Is there any way that boy is straight?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Ooh, what's going on? Who are we looking at?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh, it's Alex's new "boyfriend," Michael."
Modern Family (2009)
"What's up with the air quotes? She thinks he's gay."
Modern Family (2009)
"I "think" he's gay the same way I "think" that lamp is hideous."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, brought it. Made it in art class."
Modern Family (2009)
"Look, I like Michael. I really do."
Modern Family (2009)
"I just-I don't want her to get her heart broken."
Modern Family (2009)
"When it comes to boys, her self-esteem is low enough as it is."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't know. Alex seems pretty darn tough."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, she's just sarcastic on the outside."
Modern Family (2009)
"Inside, she's just a fragile little girl."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes, by all means, look right at me when you say that."
Modern Family (2009)
"If she wants to get her heart broken by a gay guy,"
Modern Family (2009)
"she can do so when she's 18 or 19 and can drink her way through it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Aw. You're a "good mother." Mm-hmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't know. You could be wrong. Boys aren't as concerned..."
Modern Family (2009)
"about traditional masculinity anymore."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know, they're not butching it up. They're not pushing down their feelings."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, they care about their clothes. Mm-hmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"They-They-They groom. Mm-hmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"Everybody's hairless. Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"You can't tell anything anymore. Mm-mmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"Really?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey. Hey. Uncle Mitch, Uncle Cam, this is Michael."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hi! Hello."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hi! Okay, come on."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yep, he's gay. We stand corrected."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Now be careful. I don't want you to crash. Aw!"
Modern Family (2009)
"And don't be nervous. People make mistakes when they're nervous."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm not nervous."
Modern Family (2009)
"I've had bigger hogs than this between my legs."
Modern Family (2009)
"He really oughta run things through his head first."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"I know. I looked super cool on the outside,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but on the inside, I was terrified."
Modern Family (2009)
"And then I remembered that Fonzie once put together a whole motorcycle while blind."
Modern Family (2009)
"And I thought, "That was a great show,""
Modern Family (2009)
"and I got really distracted and-and I forgot I was scared."
Modern Family (2009)
"So I headed up the canyon, and I left the city behind."
Modern Family (2009)
"I've never felt so exhilarated."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't know exactly when it happened,"
Modern Family (2009)
"The bike and I became one."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh. Oh. Oh, no."
Modern Family (2009)
"No. Oh, you're heavy!"
Modern Family (2009)
"No! Oh!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh-oh."
Modern Family (2009)
"Lock the door."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay. Let's do this."
Modern Family (2009)
"No matter what we find in here, I will always love my mother."
Modern Family (2009)
"Even if it's a head?"
Modern Family (2009)
"It's not a head."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, my God! It's a head! Ah! Finally!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Mitchell! I was just in the car, and I found my fat pants in there."
Modern Family (2009)
"Do you know anything about that? What? No! No."
Modern Family (2009)
"Did you forget to put 'em out?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No. Remember? I posed. People clapped. I had my moment."
Modern Family (2009)
"I do remember that. That- Oh, that was a great moment."
Modern Family (2009)
"I am so proud of you."
Modern Family (2009)
Show more clips