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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Yard Sale (S04E04)

"Your cynicism makes me sad for our world."
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"It's signed by him."
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"Well, honey, didn't you see him last night?"
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"♪ Hey, hey ♪"
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"Hey, Cam, are you really getting rid of all these?"
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"if some kid gets sick bathing in Poo River, Africa?"
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"No way! You're selling the Harley?"
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"Sure. Let's go. Not too fast."
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"Yeah."
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"- I don't want the bike all scratched up. - Oh."
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"but somewhere on that lonely road-"
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"You know who's being weird? You."
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"You work it into a lot of conversations. He brought it up yesterday."
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"Can we get back to my problem?"
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"Claire, kids,"
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"But sometimes you can actually get a pretty decent data signal and no voice."
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"Why did I bring this stupid motorcycle out here?"
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"I do mind."
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"Okay. Never been so happy. Not leaving till I see it. Hit it, Gloria."
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"Hey, guys. Check it out. You like my new bracelet? Oh, cute."
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"for a young, square-jawed rodeo ticket taker named Woody Ray."
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"We kissed."
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"Oh. Hope you're happy."
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"Michael, I have to ask you something."
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"you might end up inside that box."
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"He's always talking about how brave you are,"
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"Don't worry. It's a good thing."
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"It's just a dramatic way of accusing you of stashing my fat pants in a bush!"
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"This is a little hard to say, but..."
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"You're right."
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"Oh, that's too bad, 'cause you look so cool on that."
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"But suffice it to say, I'm not buying that motorcycle. Uh-huh."
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"It's for a good cause."
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"Give it a rest. She's 14, all right?"
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"You're so grumpy."
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"I don't wanna die!"
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"it'd be, um,"
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"Jay, should I get rid of this?"
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"The hat, the jacket or the cane?"
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"Actually, yes. Just yes."
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"We're having a yard sale for our social studies class..."
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"to raise money for UNICEF."
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"The point is for us to learn about global altruism."
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"No, the point is for us..."
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"to raise more money than Miss Cooper's class,"
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"so we get a pizza and a pool party."
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"Ease up, Delgado. I've seen you with a pizza."
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"Ah, I hate garage sales. Bunch of shady characters going through my stuff."
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"Why can't I just write a check?"
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"Ay, relax, Jay. It's just a couple of people in the driveway."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where it starts."
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"Then it's, "It's just a local call.""
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""Can I use your bathroom?" "My mother needs to lie down.""
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"No, it just stinks."
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"He did write a check. Shh!"
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"The less he knows, the better."
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"- You're not even here anymore. - But it's my stuff."
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"Where's Mom? Luke, take me to Mom."
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"And move slow. I'm still drunk-"
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"...ing my coffee. Mom?"
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"What's the problem?"
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"Uh, tell Luke not to sell my stuff."
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"Honey, come on. Give it up."
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"Even John Mayer doesn't have a John Mayer poster anymore."
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"It's time you knew. They come that way."
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"But it's "To Haley.""
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"In a different color. Your dad wrote that."
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"Ew! He wrote my body is a wonderland."
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"I didn't catch that till after."
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"Mom, is it okay if Michael comes to the yard sale?"
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"So? Why don't you like my boyfriend?"
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"I do like him."
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"I'm just 90% sure he's 100% gay."
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"Yes. When Michael took me to prom,"
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"I questioned his sexuality."
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"But then... we made out."
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"A couple times."
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"There was even a little under-the-shirt action."
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"His chest is very smooth."
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"Heads up! Coming through!"
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"Wow! I am glad you're finally getting rid of that thing."
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"What? I'm not selling this bad boy."
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"I was gonna meet you at your dad's and get a little exercise on the way."
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"What's, uh-What's your beef with my StreetStrider?"
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"Even I think it's nerdy, and I'm fluent in Elvish."
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"It's not nerdy. Luke, back me up."
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"I hope you mean into the garage, because I have friends on this street."
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"Honey, you finally found something less cool..."
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"than those pants that zip off into shorts."
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"My shants, which you have been gunning for since day one."
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"Does it matter to any of you that this is actually..."
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"an extremely efficient cardiovascular workout that could prolong my life?"
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"Mmm, yeah. But what kind of life? And... with whom?"
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"♪ Hey♪ ♪"
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"Remember, everyone, this is for charity."
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"Every dollar we earn helps a diseased child,"
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"a starving child, an abused child."
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"Now have fun!"
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"Speaking of starving children, here's my contribution."
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"Six pair of jeans that don't fit me anymore because I've lost 25 pounds."
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"That's like one, two, three children's bowling balls."
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"- Oh, bravo! - Hey!"
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"Very nice."
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"I mean, they're almost new. It's-Well, what if you, um-"
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"What if I what? Put the weight back on?"
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"No! No."
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"No, what if you-"
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"you think of some creative art project that requires denim?"
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"You know, something farm- or Kelly Clarkson-themed?"
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"I've already done so much with that motif."
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"Yeah. Yeah. You know what? No, sell 'em! I wanna purge."
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"Which, for the record, is not how I lost this weight."
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"Oh. Every time. Every time he loses weight, he gets rid of his big pants."
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"And when he puts the weight back on, he has to buy them all new again."
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"- It-It's a nightmare. - Just put the jeans in the car while he's in the house."
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"No, Dad! That's incredibly dis-"
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"I'm gonna do that. Yeah."
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"Whoa! Where do you think you're goin' with those? Oh, these aren't for sale."
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"Hey, this is for charity."
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"You know you're taking those jeans out of the hands of some needy giant children."
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