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Clips from Gilmore Girls (2000) - Lorelai Out of Water (S03E03)

IF I DON'T SEE AN ARCHWAY THERE,

"IF I DON'T SEE AN ARCHWAY THERE,"

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YOU WON'T SEE A PAYCHECK. ARE WE CLEAR?

"YOU WON'T SEE A PAYCHECK. ARE WE CLEAR?"

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GET AWAY FROM MY SAW, TAYLOR.

"GET AWAY FROM MY SAW, TAYLOR."

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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?"

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I'M RENOVATING YOUR BUILDING. YOU KNOW THAT.

"I'M RENOVATING YOUR BUILDING. YOU KNOW THAT."

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I ALSO KNOW THAT THE RENOVATION

"I ALSO KNOW THAT THE RENOVATION"

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IS SUPPOSED TO BE GOING ON OVER THERE INSIDE THE BUILDING.

"IS SUPPOSED TO BE GOING ON OVER THERE INSIDE THE BUILDING."

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THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM TO MOVE AROUND IF YOU TURN SIDEWAYS. I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE.

"THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM TO MOVE AROUND IF YOU TURN SIDEWAYS. I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE."

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I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO MAKE THE NECESSARY RENOVATIONS

"I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO MAKE THE NECESSARY RENOVATIONS"

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TO THE BUILDING THAT I'M PAYING GOOD MONEY TO LEASE.

"TO THE BUILDING THAT I'M PAYING GOOD MONEY TO LEASE."

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IF ANY OTHER PERSON PULLED A STUNT LIKE THIS

"IF ANY OTHER PERSON PULLED A STUNT LIKE THIS"

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IN FRONT OF YOUR MARKET, YOU'D HAVE THEM ARRESTED.

"IN FRONT OF YOUR MARKET, YOU'D HAVE THEM ARRESTED."

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AND ALL OF THIS HAS BEEN LOOKED OVER AND APPROVED

"AND ALL OF THIS HAS BEEN LOOKED OVER AND APPROVED"

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BY THE TOWN MAGISTRATE. YOU'RE THE TOWN MAGISTRATE!

"BY THE TOWN MAGISTRATE. YOU'RE THE TOWN MAGISTRATE!"

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IF YOU HAVE ANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT ME,

"IF YOU HAVE ANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT ME,"

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YOU MAY TAKE THEM UP WITH ME.

"YOU MAY TAKE THEM UP WITH ME."

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GET HIM AWAY FROM MY SAW. GET HIM AWAY FROM MY DINER.

"GET HIM AWAY FROM MY SAW. GET HIM AWAY FROM MY DINER."

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I NOTICEDYOU HAVEN'T RETURNED ANY OF MY LAWYER'S CALLS ABOUT THE LEASE AGREEMENT.

"I NOTICEDYOU HAVEN'T RETURNED ANY OF MY LAWYER'S CALLS ABOUT THE LEASE AGREEMENT."

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WE'VE TO SET UP AN APPOINTMENT TO SEE THAT THOSE PAPERS GET SIGNED.

"WE'VE TO SET UP AN APPOINTMENT TO SEE THAT THOSE PAPERS GET SIGNED."

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I'M NOT GOING THROUGH ANY LAWYER.

"I'M NOT GOING THROUGH ANY LAWYER."

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YOU WANT THOSE PAPERS SIGNED, YOU WALK THEM OVER TO ME.

"YOU WANT THOSE PAPERS SIGNED, YOU WALK THEM OVER TO ME."

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THEN I'LL SIGN THEM. LUKE, THIS IS BUSINESS.

"THEN I'LL SIGN THEM. LUKE, THIS IS BUSINESS."

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IT NEEDS TO BE DONE PROPERLY AND LEGALLY.

"IT NEEDS TO BE DONE PROPERLY AND LEGALLY."

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IT'S A STANDARD LEASE FORM. I BOUGHT IT AT OFFICE DEPOT.

"IT'S A STANDARD LEASE FORM. I BOUGHT IT AT OFFICE DEPOT."

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ALL THE MORE REASON TO HAVE A PROFESSIONAL TAKE A LITTLE LOOK-SEE.

"ALL THE MORE REASON TO HAVE A PROFESSIONAL TAKE A LITTLE LOOK-SEE."

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THERE'S A REASON THEY SAY GOOD LAWYERS MAKE FOR GOOD NEIGHBORS.

"THERE'S A REASON THEY SAY GOOD LAWYERS MAKE FOR GOOD NEIGHBORS."

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WHO THE HELL SAID THAT? OH, EVERYBODY SAYS THAT.

"WHO THE HELL SAID THAT? OH, EVERYBODY SAYS THAT."

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OKAY, NOW BACK TO WORK.

"OKAY, NOW BACK TO WORK."

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GET AWAY FROM MY SAW, TAYLOR.

"GET AWAY FROM MY SAW, TAYLOR."

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I ALREADY TALKED TO THE NEIGHBORS.

"I ALREADY TALKED TO THE NEIGHBORS."

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KEEP THE DOORS CLOSED, AND THE MUSIC MUST STOP BY 8:00.

"KEEP THE DOORS CLOSED, AND THE MUSIC MUST STOP BY 8:00."

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I'VE TO BE HOME BY 6:00.

"I'VE TO BE HOME BY 6:00."

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WE'LL BE DONE BY 8:00. DON'T YOU WORRY. I WON'T.

"WE'LL BE DONE BY 8:00. DON'T YOU WORRY. I WON'T."

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UH, SO, UM, RORY SHOWED YOU THE KEY.

"UH, SO, UM, RORY SHOWED YOU THE KEY."

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BUT THE WATER'S YOURS FOR THE TAKING.

"BUT THE WATER'S YOURS FOR THE TAKING."

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JUST REPLACE THE BOTTLE IF IT'S OUT.

"JUST REPLACE THE BOTTLE IF IT'S OUT."

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YOU ASK, I WILL OBEY. SUPER.

"YOU ASK, I WILL OBEY. SUPER."

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I'M OUT! HE'S OUT! I'LL GET YOU SOME MORE!

"I'M OUT! HE'S OUT! I'LL GET YOU SOME MORE!"

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OH, NO, NO, NO! I'LL GET IT. OKAY.

"OH, NO, NO, NO! I'LL GET IT. OKAY."

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OH, EXCUSE ME. DO YOU NEED ANY HELP? NO.

"OH, EXCUSE ME. DO YOU NEED ANY HELP? NO."

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WHEN DID YOU TURN ON MOMMY? WHAT? HE'S CUTE.

"WHEN DID YOU TURN ON MOMMY? WHAT? HE'S CUTE."

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OKAY, UM, SINCE YOU DON'T NEED ANY HELP,

"OKAY, UM, SINCE YOU DON'T NEED ANY HELP,"

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SIMPLY A NEW PLACE TO LIVE, I'M GONNA JUST GO.

"SIMPLY A NEW PLACE TO LIVE, I'M GONNA JUST GO."

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LISTEN -- YOU'RE BACK. OKAY, HI.

"LISTEN -- YOU'RE BACK. OKAY, HI."

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AND I THINK YOU'D REALLY GET INTO IT. OH, WELL.

"AND I THINK YOU'D REALLY GET INTO IT. OH, WELL."

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I'D LOVE TO GET INTO IT, ZACK, BUT SEE,

"I'D LOVE TO GET INTO IT, ZACK, BUT SEE,"

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I HAVE THIS MEDICAL CONDITION WHERE I CAN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC. YOU CAN'T?

"I HAVE THIS MEDICAL CONDITION WHERE I CAN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC. YOU CAN'T?"

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NO. MY EARS -- THE HOLLOW TUBEY THING INSIDE IS VERY TINY,

"NO. MY EARS -- THE HOLLOW TUBEY THING INSIDE IS VERY TINY,"

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AND IT WILL LITERALLY EXPLODE

"AND IT WILL LITERALLY EXPLODE"

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IF I LISTEN TO ANYTHING LOUD AND MUSICAL.

"IF I LISTEN TO ANYTHING LOUD AND MUSICAL."

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THANKS FOR THE INVITE. I'M SURE IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.

"THANKS FOR THE INVITE. I'M SURE IT'S GONNA BE GREAT."

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SO, UH, YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD REHEARSAL.

"SO, UH, YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD REHEARSAL."

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I'M GONNA GO ON INSIDE AND WRITE TO TIPPER -- GREAT GAL.

"I'M GONNA GO ON INSIDE AND WRITE TO TIPPER -- GREAT GAL."

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SEE YOU GUYS LATER. BYE, PAM.

"SEE YOU GUYS LATER. BYE, PAM."

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SHE IS SOME KIND OF FINE.

"SHE IS SOME KIND OF FINE."

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Brian: ZACK, SOME HELP WOULD BE GREAT. RELAX.

"Brian: ZACK, SOME HELP WOULD BE GREAT. RELAX."

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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE LETTING US REHEARSE HERE.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE LETTING US REHEARSE HERE."

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RIGHT UNDER OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST. GOOD BILLING.

"RIGHT UNDER OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST. GOOD BILLING."

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ARE YOU GUYS ACTUALLY PLAYING A GIG NEXT MONTH?

"ARE YOU GUYS ACTUALLY PLAYING A GIG NEXT MONTH?"

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ABBY BERLAND'S BIRTHDAY. HER PARENTS ARE LETTING HER HAVE A BAND.

"ABBY BERLAND'S BIRTHDAY. HER PARENTS ARE LETTING HER HAVE A BAND."

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THAT'D BE GREAT. CROSS YOUR FINGERS SHE DOESN'T WRECK THE CAR

"THAT'D BE GREAT. CROSS YOUR FINGERS SHE DOESN'T WRECK THE CAR"

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AND HER MOTHER DOESN'T CANCEL. I'LL HIDE THE KEYS MYSELF.

"AND HER MOTHER DOESN'T CANCEL. I'LL HIDE THE KEYS MYSELF."

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Brian: OKAY, I'M DONE!

"Brian: OKAY, I'M DONE!"

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Dave: ME TOO. Zack: LET'S DO THIS.

"Dave: ME TOO. Zack: LET'S DO THIS."

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LISTEN, LANE, WE NEED TO TALK A SEC. SURE.

"LISTEN, LANE, WE NEED TO TALK A SEC. SURE."

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NOW THAT WE FINALLY HAVE A REAL REHEARSAL SPACE,

"NOW THAT WE FINALLY HAVE A REAL REHEARSAL SPACE,"

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WE CAN GET SERIOUS ABOUT THE SOUND. ABSOLUTELY.

"WE CAN GET SERIOUS ABOUT THE SOUND. ABSOLUTELY."

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I'LL NEED YOU TO REALLY STEP IT UP A LITTLE. OH.

"I'LL NEED YOU TO REALLY STEP IT UP A LITTLE. OH."

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YOU'VE GOT THE POTENTIAL, BUT YOU'RE SLOPPY.

"YOU'VE GOT THE POTENTIAL, BUT YOU'RE SLOPPY."

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I NEED A CLEAN ROLL ON THE TOMS, BUT POWERFUL LIKE MOON. OKAY.

"I NEED A CLEAN ROLL ON THE TOMS, BUT POWERFUL LIKE MOON. OKAY."

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AND IF THAT'S TOO HARD -- THAT'S NOT TOO HARD.

"AND IF THAT'S TOO HARD -- THAT'S NOT TOO HARD."

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I'LL BE BETTER. I PROMISE. OKAY.

"I'LL BE BETTER. I PROMISE. OKAY."

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OKAY, PLEASE TAKE THIS THE WAY IT'S INTENDED,

"OKAY, PLEASE TAKE THIS THE WAY IT'S INTENDED,"

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BUT I'M GOING TO KICK DAVE IN THE SHINS REPEATEDLY

"BUT I'M GOING TO KICK DAVE IN THE SHINS REPEATEDLY"

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WHY? DID YOU HEAR THE WAY HE WAS TALKING TO YOU?

"WHY? DID YOU HEAR THE WAY HE WAS TALKING TO YOU?"

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"PLAY LIKE A GUY, LANE." WELL, CRY LIKE A GIRL, DAVE.

""PLAY LIKE A GUY, LANE." WELL, CRY LIKE A GIRL, DAVE."

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WHAT? WHY ARE YOU SMILING LIKE THAT?

"WHAT? WHY ARE YOU SMILING LIKE THAT?"

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HE FOOLED YOU. WHAT?

"HE FOOLED YOU. WHAT?"

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WE THOUGHT THE OTHERS MIGHT BE CATCHING ON ABOUT US,

"WE THOUGHT THE OTHERS MIGHT BE CATCHING ON ABOUT US,"

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SO WE CAME UP WITH THIS PLAN. THAT HE BECOME A JERK?

"SO WE CAME UP WITH THIS PLAN. THAT HE BECOME A JERK?"

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YES. IF THE OTHER GUYS SEE HIM TALKING DOWN TO ME LIKE THAT,

"YES. IF THE OTHER GUYS SEE HIM TALKING DOWN TO ME LIKE THAT,"

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THEY'LL BE THROWN OFF TRACK.

"THEY'LL BE THROWN OFF TRACK."

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OKAY, BUT DOESN'T IT BOTHER YOU?

"OKAY, BUT DOESN'T IT BOTHER YOU?"

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THAN ANY GUY THEY COULD POSSIBLY FIND, PLUS I SMELL BETTER.

"THAN ANY GUY THEY COULD POSSIBLY FIND, PLUS I SMELL BETTER."

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OKAY, AS LONG AS YOU'RE FINE WITH IT. I AM.

"OKAY, AS LONG AS YOU'RE FINE WITH IT. I AM."

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AND ALSO, LANE, I NEED FOUR STRONG DOWNBEATS,

"AND ALSO, LANE, I NEED FOUR STRONG DOWNBEATS,"

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YOU SET THE TONE, LANE. IF YOU SUCK, WE SUCK.

"YOU SET THE TONE, LANE. IF YOU SUCK, WE SUCK."

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GOD, HE'S WONDERFUL.

"GOD, HE'S WONDERFUL."

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OKAY, NOW, THIS IS THE SUMATRA BLEND.

"OKAY, NOW, THIS IS THE SUMATRA BLEND."

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IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LITTLE SHARPER THAN THE COLOMBIAN.

"IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LITTLE SHARPER THAN THE COLOMBIAN."

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YOU KNOW, THIS IS PRETTY MUCH

"YOU KNOW, THIS IS PRETTY MUCH"

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WHAT I THOUGHT HEAVEN WOULD LOOK LIKE.

"WHAT I THOUGHT HEAVEN WOULD LOOK LIKE."

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THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A UNICORN IN THE CORNER,

"THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A UNICORN IN THE CORNER,"

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BUT BASICALLY, YEAH, THIS IS IT.

"BUT BASICALLY, YEAH, THIS IS IT."

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UM, SO,

"UM, SO,"

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I'VE HAD 15 OF THESE TINY COFFEES. YES, YOU HAVE.

"I'VE HAD 15 OF THESE TINY COFFEES. YES, YOU HAVE."

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AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT ALL OF THIS TASTING IS FREE? YES.

"AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT ALL OF THIS TASTING IS FREE? YES."

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SO I'M A CHEAP DATE. THE TASTING IS FREE,

"SO I'M A CHEAP DATE. THE TASTING IS FREE,"

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BUT I'VE TO PROMISE TO STOCK MY COFFEE CHAIN FROM THIS WAREHOUSE,

"BUT I'VE TO PROMISE TO STOCK MY COFFEE CHAIN FROM THIS WAREHOUSE,"

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SO ACTUALLY IT'S COSTING ME $11,000 A MONTH.

"SO ACTUALLY IT'S COSTING ME $11,000 A MONTH."

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SO YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT HILLARY AND JEFF.

"SO YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT HILLARY AND JEFF."

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RIGHT. WELL, THEY LIVE WITH THEIR MOM,

"RIGHT. WELL, THEY LIVE WITH THEIR MOM,"

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BUT I GET THEM QUITE A BIT.

"BUT I GET THEM QUITE A BIT."

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THEY'VE BOTH RECENTLY STARTED SOCCER BECAUSE APPARENTLY IT'S THE LAW.

"THEY'VE BOTH RECENTLY STARTED SOCCER BECAUSE APPARENTLY IT'S THE LAW."

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RORY'S STILL GOT AN OUTSTANDING WARRANT ON THAT. SO HOW OLD ARE THEY?

"RORY'S STILL GOT AN OUTSTANDING WARRANT ON THAT. SO HOW OLD ARE THEY?"

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SIX AND NINE. GOOD AGES.

"SIX AND NINE. GOOD AGES."

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HAVEN'T REALLY HIT A BAD ONE YET. ME EITHER.

"HAVEN'T REALLY HIT A BAD ONE YET. ME EITHER."

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NOT SURE WHY. JUST HAVE THE FEELING THAT'S THE YEAR SHE'S GETTING THE MOHAWK.

"NOT SURE WHY. JUST HAVE THE FEELING THAT'S THE YEAR SHE'S GETTING THE MOHAWK."

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MMM. WE LIKE SHARPER.

"MMM. WE LIKE SHARPER."

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WHEN YOU GUYS OPEN YOUR COFFEE PLACE, THIS MUST BE ON THE MENU. YEAH?

"WHEN YOU GUYS OPEN YOUR COFFEE PLACE, THIS MUST BE ON THE MENU. YEAH?"

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MMM, THAT'S SHARPER.

"MMM, THAT'S SHARPER."

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SO LET'S SEE. WE'VE COVERED WORK, KIDS.

"SO LET'S SEE. WE'VE COVERED WORK, KIDS."

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SHALL WE MOVE ON TO HOBBIES?

"SHALL WE MOVE ON TO HOBBIES?"

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NOT A HOBBY GUY. HALLELUJAH.

"NOT A HOBBY GUY. HALLELUJAH."

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MOST OF THE TIME I'M WORKING, WITH THE KIDS,

"MOST OF THE TIME I'M WORKING, WITH THE KIDS,"

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OR I'M CHARMING THE CHICKS WITH COFFEE.

"OR I'M CHARMING THE CHICKS WITH COFFEE."

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A FEW TIMES A YEAR I'LL GO CAMPING OR FISHING.

"A FEW TIMES A YEAR I'LL GO CAMPING OR FISHING."

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I ACTUALLY REALLY LOVE THAT STUFF.

"I ACTUALLY REALLY LOVE THAT STUFF."

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OH, YEAH? ABSOLUTELY. HOW ABOUT YOU?

"OH, YEAH? ABSOLUTELY. HOW ABOUT YOU?"

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OH, THERE'S A REASON THEY CALL IT THE GREAT OUTDOORS, RIGHT?

"OH, THERE'S A REASON THEY CALL IT THE GREAT OUTDOORS, RIGHT?"

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