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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Baby You Can't Drive My Car (S30E30)

"Oh, good girl. Let your brother win."
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"Good morning, everybody."
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"Some, if not most, appear to be rhombuses."
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"-Rhombi. -Both are acceptable."
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"That was so fun. Thank-thank you, Marge."
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"What? You didn't even eat them."
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"Well, you'll really be thrilled with what we just found."
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"There's a regulation hockey rink on campus."
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"It's amazing how not a single one of them can skate."
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"Oh, no. Doug's in the worst position of all: fetal."
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"I know what'll cheer us all up."
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"The Christmas song that was written"
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"by an A.I. program."
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"ROBOTIC VOICE: ¶ I swear, it is Christmas Eve ¶"
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"¶ ¶"
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"¶ Is a blessing... ¶"
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"I have a better idea."
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"(all laughing)"
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"Guys, you'll never guess where I'm calling you from: work."
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"That's work? What are we doing here?"
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"Let's check it out. I got a feeling"
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"there's greener pastures just outside this door."
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"(howling)"
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"Huh, that used to be a Baskin-Robbins."
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"¶ ¶"
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"I'm actually happy at work."
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"I haven't looked at my watch in seven minutes and 23 seconds."
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"That was a great day."
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"Remember? 27."
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"Mm, 27."
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"-27 cents. -Aw."
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"Mm. Hmm?"
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"Hmm. Mmm. Mm."
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"Smithers, what happened to our workers?"
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"Well, apparently, this new self-driving car company"
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"is poaching our employees."
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"They do have an excellent LGBT policy."
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"What's that stand for?"
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"All right, Smithers, what's say you and I"
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"You're fluent in SQL, Python and JavaScript."
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"Three years in Google's A.I. division."
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"Wow. These are very impressive résumés for 22-year-olds."
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"(laughs) I could never offer this."
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"You could if you just deferred"
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"one-half percent of your compensation."
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"Smithers, do you realize how brilliant this is?"
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"so the employees never want to leave."
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"Let's go home, please."
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"A special day where everyone dresses"
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"like their favorite superheroes."
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"Oh, yeah. We can make hero sandwiches."
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"(tires screech)"
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"That's so weird."
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"Yeah. Let's test this out."
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"Say, Marge, I could go for some doughnuts."
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"-(tires screech) -Hmm."
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"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."
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"This company is up to some kind of monkey business."
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"There's a problem with the driverless car."
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"(monkeys chittering)"
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"Oh, there's no problem; it's our sponsored rides program."
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"facial expressions and data we stole from Equifax"
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"to take you to."
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"Corporate sponsors? What the...?"
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"Don't you make enough money giving out cars for free?"
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"They want your data."
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"That's what all websites want."
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"Not DataGrab.net."
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"And you can't stop us."
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"When you joined, you signed nondisclosure agreements,"
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"which nobody ever reads."
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"We have lawyers that were crossbred with wolves."
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"Well, you prepare to hear from a guy"
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"pretending to be my lawyer, probably Moe."
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"Now I'm gonna defiantly exit on this moving walkway."
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"Good day."
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"I should have gotten off."
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"So, my client, uh, Homer Simpson, is suing youse."
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"I am Homer's liar-- lawyer. Good-bye."
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"That wasn't the kind of coke I was talking about."
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"Seymour, you're driving too fast."
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"Mother, it's a self-driving car."
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"Keep your eyes on the road!"
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"Aw, what am I gonna do with you?"
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"(tires squeal)"
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"Look, they take our insurance."
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"Marge, I can't believe they invaded"
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"the sanctity of my car."
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"I mean, what's next? Alexa?"
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"ALEXA: Alexa is only here to help."
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"Ordering calming tea."
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"Thank you, Alexa. Now, on the one hand,"
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"But who gives a darn when working there is so much fun?"
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"Huh? Huh?"
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"Marge, I can't be the ethical one."
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"ALEXA: That's right, he can't."
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"He has a secret Alexa."
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"ALEXA 2: I'm only for cookies and Pop-Tarts."
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"I'm going for a drive,"
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"in an old-fashioned freedom-mobile,"
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"with nobody tracking me except the apps on my phone."
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"Mr. Burns? What are you doing here?"
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"And you wound up at Moe's. Well, fancy that."
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"There's no way to stop them, with their fleet of horseless,"
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"driverless carriages."
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"You mean their cars?"
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"The cars. Yes, the whole town is besotted with them."
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"If we could just shut down the cars,"
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"-Will you help me? -I will."
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"That company is tricking us into buying things,"
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"Yes, sir, Mr. Sign."
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"¶ ¶"
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"Fine."
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"All right, we need to get to the master computer"
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"and disable the cars."
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"Simpson, you have a key to the main server room?"
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"which has a door to the main server room."
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"I just need to reconfigure the deep neural net"
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"and disable the cars' fuel cells."
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"They'll all stop dead, and the company will be ruined."
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