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Clips from Taxi - Money Troubles (S01E01)

"Why don't you quit school?"
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"Why should I quit school?"
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"Me?!"
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"Yes, you!"
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"I'm not saying you should be the one to quit school."
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"Oh, yeah? I'm just saying it's an open question."
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"Yeah. We both have plans for our careers."
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"I want to be a nurse,"
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"and you want to be a... forest ranger."
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"Forestry! It's called forestry!"
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"I'll get a degree just like a nurse,"
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"and then I'll go to graduate school, and then..."
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"Then you'll go out and save Bambi's mother."
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"Boy, you make me mad!"
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"You make me want to, uh..."
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"Melmac. You see that?"
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"Ever since I married you, I'm too poor"
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"to even get mad good."
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"Excuse me, too."
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"I'm sorry about this, Alex,"
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"but I just got to get out of here"
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"and take a walk."
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"Come on, Latka. I think we'd better go."
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"Eh, wait... wait a minute."
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"Yes?"
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"Oh, money trouble."
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"A little short, huh?"
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"No, a little long."
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"You wouldn't think"
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"that having too much money would be a problem, would you?"
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"Well, it is. A big one."
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"How do you get it?"
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"Get what?"
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"Alex has too much money."
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"Aw..."
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"No, no. That's not what I'm talking about."
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"Why don't you tell us about it, Alex."
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"It's not really my problem."
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"A couple of friends of mine have money troubles"
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"and, well, I think I can help them."
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"I just don't know whether I should help them."
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"Do we know them?"
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"Well, what's the difference?"
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"Well, if we know them, we can all help out."
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"How much do they need?"
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"I don't think we know them."
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"Hey..."
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"Hi."
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"Oh, John."
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"Well, I've been driving 16 hours straight,"
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"I've got impossible problems, and my marriage is over."
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"Well, in that case, you don't look so bad."
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"John, don't talk that way."
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"You just had a little disagreement"
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"with Suzanne, that's all."
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"No. It's more than that."
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"I mean it."
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"After you left,"
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"we cleared the table in silence."
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"In silence, we made the bed."
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"And then, in silence, we went straight to sleep."
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"Sounds like a nice, quiet evening."
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"Straight to sleep."
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"Do you hear what I'm saying, Alex?"
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"For the first time in our married life"
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"Suzanne and I went straight to sleep."
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"Yeah, well, some people like the mornings."
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"This morning we went straight to work."
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"John, are you sure you want to talk about this"
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"because I for one, can live without it."
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"Straight to sleep, after one month of marriage."
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"I didn't figure that would happen"
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"for ten or 20 years."
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"Well, John, sometimes people just aren't in the mood."
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"Look, we were always in the mood."
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"Maybe some couples don't... every night,"
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"but we did,"
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"and it meant something very special to us"
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"and, last night, when we didn't..."
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"I really missed it."
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"John, you know, maybe I'm not the one to give advice."
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"I mean, my marriage didn't last that long itself,"
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"but one thing I'm really sure about."
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"There's two words that can fix just about anything"
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"that goes wrong in a marriage--"
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""I'm sorry.""
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""I'm sorry.""
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"I'm going to go home right now."
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"Thanks a lot, Elaine."
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"I'm proud of you."
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"Just say the words."
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"Be nice."
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"Just one thing. How do I get her to say it?"
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"Suzanne, I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. too."
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"Oh."
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"Let's not fight anymore."
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"We're so silly."
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"I know."
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"But now it's all behind us."
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"Right."
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"Right."
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"Except for one thing."
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"Oh? What's that?"
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"Well, we're still too poor"
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"for both of us to go to school."
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"Yeah."
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"I have an idea."
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"Now, this may sound crazy..."
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"but, but, but let's not think about school, okay?"
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"We'll think about something entirely different--"
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"something else--"
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"and then maybe, when we're involved"
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"in an entirely different matter,"
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"just maybe the answer will pop right into our heads."
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"A very interesting theory, John."
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"What did you have in mind?"
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"Well, I was thinking maybe we could go jogging,"
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