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Clips from Blackadder (1982) - Born to Be King (S01E01)

"You are the love of my life, my love."
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"What? Percy, is this a friend of yours? Someone you..."
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"You are the only one for me. I want to hug and kiss you."
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"Must be Jeremy of Estonia."
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"— Yo soy la Infanta! — Well, absolutely."
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"Aaah!"
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"(Speaks in Spanish)"
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"I have waited for this moment all of my life."
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"(Speaks passionately in Spanish)"
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"Your nose is smaller than I expected."
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"I suffer no similar disappointment."
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"(Speaks Spanish)"
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"My love, my love."
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"— (Spanish) — Your lips, I like."
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"It's the rest of your body I wish to find out more about."
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"I'lL slit their gizzards."
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"— My Lord, news. — What?"
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"The Spanish Infanta has arrived."
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"Soon we'll have Spain in our grip."
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"My Lord, news. The King of France sends his greetings."
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"Good news. My diplomacy triumphs."
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"My Lord, news. Lord Wessex is dead."
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"— This news is not good. — Pardon, My Lord."
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"Pardon, My Lord."
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"I like not this news. Bring me some other news."
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"— Lord Wessex is not dead. — Ah! Good news."
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"Let there be joy and celebration."
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"— My Lord. — Yes."
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"Yes, My Lord."
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"Chiswick!"
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"Fresh horses!"
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"You may be right."
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"Wait a moment, My Lord."
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"I may have a plan to get you out of this marriage."
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"But it's a stupid plan, let's face it."
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"Oh, well, yes, maybe you're right."
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"No, I won't bother, My Lord."
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"Please, tell me what your plan is."
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"I go along to the Infanta's room, and tell her you've gone mad."
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"She comes to the door and you meet her disguised"
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"as a little pig."
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"Then..."
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"Instead of saying "oink, oink","
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"Well, then she'll know you're mad and leave."
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"Ow!"
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"— My Lord? — What?"
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"Yes?"
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"Make her think you prefer the company of men."
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"the, er, intimate company of men?"
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"I mean just like the Earl of Doncaster."
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"That great radish,"
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"The Earl of Doncaster has been riding side saddle since he was 17."
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"Who would marry the Earl of Doncaster?"
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"No one would..."
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"Brilliant! Of course."
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"First, get you looking right."
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"Just need to drape something effeminate around your shoulders."
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"Either of the Beaufort twins should do."
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"Right."
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"Perfect."
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"All you need to do is practise with Percy."
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"Practise what?"
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"Presentation, My Lord."
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"You over here, and, My Lord, just there."
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"Right, now, Percy,"
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"Lord Edmund is going to try to make himself, er,"
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"attractive to you."
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"Attractive?"
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"You know, like the Earl of Doncaster."
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"No, you act normal, I'm the Earl of Doncaster."
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"That's me."
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"— Right. — Right."
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"Go!"
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"Oh, my God, this is impossible. I can't do this."
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"Oh, Percy, what am I going to do?"
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"Ah, right."
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"Er, hel...hello..."
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"(Effeminate voice) Hello there!"
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"— How are you? - I'm fine."
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"Have you heard? Prince Edmund's going to marry the Infanta."
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"(Percy) Ch! Oh! oh!"
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"— What is it? — The King of Naples."
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"(Fanfare) Quick, quick."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Ah!"
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"Er...yes, yes, that's right."
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"(Very low voice) Er, no, how do you do, Ursula?"
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"I'd like a word about the speech at your wedding."
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"I'm going for a fruit motif."
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""It is with exstrawberry pleasure that we welcome you.”"
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""May you be the apple of your husband's eye.”"
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""And may he in turn cherrys you.”"
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"— Cherish, you see. — Oh, ha ha."
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""Even though it's an oranged marriage.”"
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"— (All laugh) — (Harry) What do you think?"
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"(Low voice) Brilliant. Quite, quite brilliant."
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"I thought it was good. I'm hoping to squeeze in a banana by the end."
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"(Fanfare) My Lord, this is it."
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"Mother, for Chrissakes, what do you want?"
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"Oh! Nothing, nothing."
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"(Speaks emotionally)"
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"Oh, what a love, that you dress like a Spanish man to delight me."
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"Baldrick!"
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"One lovebird and one love—elephant."
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"It's almost as if they were married already."
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"What did you say?"
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"That's what I thought you said. Oh!"
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"Ah! Boys."
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"— I have another plan. — (Infanta) Oh, uh!"
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"H'yah!"
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"(Inaudible)"
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"It's only for a couple of days, isn't it?"
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"Very well."
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"We are gathered, Gracious Lord,"
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"to bear witness, at very short notice."
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"(Woman laughs hysterically)"
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"..to the marriage of these God—fearing Christians,"
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"Edmund, the Duke of Edinburgh and Tully Applebottom."
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"— Is that right? — Yes, that's right!"
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"Who ever would have thought it?"
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