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Clips from Peacemaker (2022) - Monkey Dory (S01E01)

"Nice penmanship, asshole."
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"And Fargo's not on till tomorrow night,"
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"-you fucking nerd. -(VIGILANTE LAUGHS)"
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"-♪ Game ♪ -♪ Set, go ♪"
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"♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪"
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"♪ The mirror lies ♪"
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"♪ Throw your dog The invisible bone ♪"
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"-♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ -(EAGLY SCREECHES)"
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"-(METAL CLINKING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)"
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"-(LOCK CLANKING) -(DOOR ALARM BUZZES)"
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"Heard you were harassing the guards,"
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"asking for me all night."
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"I didn't kill that girl."
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"-Yeah, so you said. -So they all always say."
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"Yeah, but "they" can't prove it, now, can they, Lucy Liu?"
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"Lucy Liu? Because we're both Asian?"
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"How incredibly fucking clever."
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"What should I call you? Jimmy Fallon?"
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"See, the problem is..."
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"we impounded the car that was there that night."
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"That ain't my car."
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"Registration says otherwise, Guy Fieri."
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"And we have two eyewitnesses"
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"Well, they're fucking lying."
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"And your fingerprints, Blake Shelton,"
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"I'm running out of white guys."
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"Just take my prints. That's all I'm saying, okay?"
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"Check and see if they match"
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"those ones you found in the apartment,"
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"'cause I didn't fucking do it."
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"Then who did?"
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"You know you don't have to treat him like that."
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"-What? -John! You hurt his feelings."
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"He worked hard on those graphics."
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"Come on, I think maybe you're discounting how funny"
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"some of the shit I was saying was."
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"It's not funny calling him Dye-Beard"
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"for the thousandth time when he's told you repeatedly"
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"-he doesn't like it. -That's just Peacemaker, man."
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"He's always giving people nicknames."
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"-Yeah. Thanks. -Being a bully's just"
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"-part of his personality. -What?"
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"Like how you used to call my brother Prince Charming."
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"Your brother was a handsome man. That was a compliment."
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"I'm gonna go out on a limb here"
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"that you called him Prince Charming"
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"because his penis was shaped like a scepter."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"No, it was really bulbous at the end."
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"-He called me Thimble. -Thimble?"
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"VIGILANTE: Yeah, I was a late bloomer."
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"I mean, I didn't care"
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"'cause I don't have emotions like people do,"
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"they would just walk into the other room and sob,"
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"because that would become their name"
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"for the rest of their life."
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"Why are you seeing their penises?"
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"It's a locker room, dude. What am I gonna do? Look at a towel?"
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"So you just stare at each other's dicks"
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"and come up with names for them?"
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"Yeah. My friend Veiny McVeinerstein"
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"-But, hey, I got bullied too. -How?"
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"By kids calling me a bully all the time,"
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"-and telling me I was abusive. -(CLICKS TONGUE)"
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"PEACEMAKER: Hey, that hurt my feelings!"
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"Plus, I think we're missing what's important here,"
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"and that's how much Economos sucks at PowerPoint."
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"Look, just think about how you talk to him, okay?"
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"♪ (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
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"What happened to the good old days"
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"where you could just non-stop fuck with somebody"
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"You have to admit, it was kind of sweet"
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"how he wanted that monkey and that man to be friends."
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"-You want me to get these to the lab? -Uh, hold off a beat."
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"First, scan them and send them directly to me."
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"How do we scan fingerprints?"
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"I don't know, take a picture with your phone."
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"Uh... well, it might be blurry because I don't have"
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"that new phone with the macro setting."
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"Then borrow someone's phone that has macro."
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"And then have them AirDrop it to me?"
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"Uh, yeah, I-- I will have them AirDrop it to me."
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"(SIGHS) We could get flagged for that, Soph."
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"I do like your people's noodles. You got that."
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"Rice-based, not heavy on the carbs like the wops'."
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"Well, I'm glad I invented them, then."
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"♪ ("FIGHT SONG" BY SISTER SIN PLAYING) ♪"
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"Fucking game day, bitches!"
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"I can't take it."
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"Not a fan of the Swedish metal there,"
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"-eh, Harcourt? -Not especially, no."
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"We could always do a Whitesnake power ballad."
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"-How about some jazz? -Jazz?"
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"I'd rather listen to Vigilante's quiet farts back there"
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"-than jazz. -VIGILANTE: No, I didn't!"
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"(IMITATES FART SOUNDS)"
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"Bloop. Bloop-bloop-bloop-bloop. (BABBLES)"
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"-What's that? -Jazz."
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"(CHUCKLES) Oh my god, get the fuck out of here, man."
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"VIGILANTE: Hey, don't we need some sort of search warrant"
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"-going into this place? -Anytime anyone officially"
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"starts to deal with the butterfly situation,"
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"someone higher up in the government shuts them down."
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"Which is why this task force doesn't officially exist."
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"Waller is funding us by secretly diverting funds"
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"from other operations, which... leaves us on our own."
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"So, it's just the five of us against an alien invasion?"
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"-And Murn. -Well, I was counting Murn,"
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"just not Dye-Beard back there 'cause he's fucking useless."
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"Dude. What'd I say?"
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"(SIGHS) Sorry, Economos. Geez."
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"Yes, it's just the six of us."
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"Ooh, we could do some pop metal. Poison?"
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"Are those men?"
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"I believe their preferred pronoun is "long live rock,""
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"and you are sounding awful awesome-phobic."
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"Uh, B.T.-dubs..."
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"governmental insiders blocking your efforts"
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"sounds a lot like the deep state."
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"It's not a deep state."
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