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Clips from Peacemaker (2022) - Monkey Dory (S01E01)

"(PHONE DINGS)"
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"♪ And I ran for my life ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause this time it's a must ♪"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"(PHONE NOTIFICATION WHISTLES)"
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"♪ Is she in need Of a lover like me? ♪"
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"♪ And there she is now ♪"
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"(PHONE NOTIFICATION WHISTLES)"
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"and everything in between."
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"by claiming your dick's a lesbian or some shit?"
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"It's just not applicable in this situation. (GROANS)"
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"(EAGLY SQUAWKS)"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"-(BURPS) -(EAGLY SQUAWKS)"
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"(CHILDREN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)"
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"♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪"
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"(EAGLY SQUAWKING)"
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"Good Eagly."
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"(CHIRPS)"
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"-(SQUAWKS) -No. (CHUCKLES)"
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"I'm not gonna eat it. You can have it, though."
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"(SQUAWKS GENTLY)"
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"(KNOCKING)"
Peacemaker (2022)
"-Hey. -Are you avoiding my calls?"
Peacemaker (2022)
"No. No, not at all. I-- I was working,"
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"and I just, um, thought it'd be too late"
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"to call back, is all."
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"(SIGHS) But I have to go to work now..."
Peacemaker (2022)
"-Keeya, I'm sorry. -Are you in danger?"
Peacemaker (2022)
"No, not at all."
Peacemaker (2022)
"Okay, then why don't I come back?"
Peacemaker (2022)
"Hey, you know, babe, we both lost our jobs."
Peacemaker (2022)
"-(SIGHS) -And I-- I appreciate"
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"you taking this work for a couple months"
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"to get us back on our feet, even though you didn't want to."
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"But I really do have to go work."
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"-(KEYS RATTLING) -(PHONE CHIMES)"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"(PHONE CHIMES)"
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"♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪"
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"-(WHOOSHING SOUND EFFECTS) -A year ago, Alan Kupperberg,"
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"and pop singer Vandalia perished in a plane crash."
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"During their autopsies,"
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"small insect-like winged creatures,"
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"presumably extraterrestrial, were found in their skulls."
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"This is when we first became aware of the butterflies."
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"-(WHOOSHING SOUND EFFECT) -CLEMSON MURN: Since then, we've found the creatures"
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"in a handful of high-profile politicians, celebrities..."
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"-(WHOOSHING SOUND EFFECTS) -...and titans of industry."
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"They enter the human body through one of its orifices"
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"and burrow through to the brain..."
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"-(BEEPING SOUND EFFECTS) -...where they then are in control of the body."
Peacemaker (2022)
"They go through the butt?"
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"I think that's just some, uh..."
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"creativity on the part of whomever did the animation."
Peacemaker (2022)
"That means they'd have to crawl through poop."
Peacemaker (2022)
"Just 'cause they're aliens doesn't make them gross."
Peacemaker (2022)
"Bigotry."
Peacemaker (2022)
"Superman's an alien. He's got a poop fetish."
Peacemaker (2022)
"-(LOUDLY) What? -Get the fuck out of here."
Peacemaker (2022)
"PEACEMAKER: Oh, yeah."
Peacemaker (2022)
"Where do you get this nonsense?"
Peacemaker (2022)
"-Google. -Well, it's not true."
Peacemaker (2022)
"You know more than Google? Well, congratulations."
Peacemaker (2022)
"and chemistry interact with the hosts' bodies,"
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"giving them strength far beyond that of a human being."
Peacemaker (2022)
"And what's the chimp for?"
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"Chimpanzees have four times the strength of human beings,"
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"Yeah, and we're supposed to get that"
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"just by looking at this, Dye-Beard?"
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"I thought that man and the chimp were friends."
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"I was thinking they were about to go on an adventure together."
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"This viscous amber fluid has been found on the premises"
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"Lab studies show the fluid's genetic structure"
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"is dissimilar to anything on this planet."
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"The fluid seems to be the butterflies' only food source."
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"Which makes what Leota discovered last night"
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"Leota noticed that this is also"
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"-(EXPLOSION BOOMS) -(PEACEMAKER LAUGHS LOUDLY)"
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"You fucking suck at PowerPoint, Dye-Beard!"
Peacemaker (2022)
"Yeah, well, you can do it next time."
Peacemaker (2022)
"It's not like I enjoy doing this."
Peacemaker (2022)
"Yeah, you do! (CHUCKLES) It's amazing,"
Peacemaker (2022)
"the incredible amount of time you put into this presentation,"
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"and how incredibly shitty it still is!"
Peacemaker (2022)
"-(LAUGHS) -Okay, Peacemaker, shut up."
Peacemaker (2022)
"Then why'd you put him there, you fat fuck?"
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"Because I couldn't think of anybody else--"
Peacemaker (2022)
"What about Ariana Grande, or Drake?"
Peacemaker (2022)
"-What? -Brad Pitt, or Payne Stewart,"
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"or Doug the Pug? Khloe Kardashian,"
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"the Red Tiger from Voltron, Fran Tarkenton,"
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"...Eddie Murphy, Michael Jordan, Michael B. Jordan, BTS?"
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"-Eugene Levy? John Lovitz? -Fuck, dude, half--"
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"Shut the fuck up and listen, man."
Peacemaker (2022)
"I'm giving you a list of people you could've done."
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"Danny DeVito, Will Ferrell, Howard Stern,"
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"Baba Booey, Robin Ophelia Quivers,"
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"Alice Cooper, Ozzy Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne."
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"-(CHUCKLES) -Bill Cosby, he just got out, he's got time on his hands!"
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"Amy Winehouse--"
Peacemaker (2022)
"Dude, Amy Winehouse is fucking dead!"
Peacemaker (2022)
"Optimus Prime, Shipwreck, Cobra Commander,"
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"the fucking cunts from Riverdale!"
Peacemaker (2022)
"All right, next time I fucking have to frame somebody,"
Peacemaker (2022)
"it'll be one of all those"
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"fucking thousands of people you just mentioned."
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"-Yeah, tell that to my dad. -Peacemaker, shut the fuck up!"
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"Do you all want to be here till tomorrow?"
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"Do you have cable?"
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"-It was a rhetorical question. -Fargo's on tonight."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Well then, I change my answer to just ignoring the question."
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"Not another word."
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"The point is... the raw amber fluid is potentially"
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"processed and bottled at Glan Tai Bottling Company."
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"about two hours northwest of here,"
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"so you all are gonna take a field trip"
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"and see what you can find out."
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