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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Coral Palms, Part 2 (S04E04)

You didn't give me anything to do.

"You didn't give me anything to do."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

You have the most important job of all.

"You have the most important job of all."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Tell everyone what you saw here today.

"Tell everyone what you saw here today."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

You're giving an old meth head

"You're giving an old meth head"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

a reason to live forever and...

"a reason to live forever and..."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Hey, Santiago,

"Hey, Santiago,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

come with me a sec.

"come with me a sec."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Why?

"Why?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

So you can show off

"So you can show off"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

some new cool thing that C.J. got you?

"some new cool thing that C.J. got you?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Let me guess, golden suspenders?

"Let me guess, golden suspenders?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Can you imagine? I would look amazing.

"Can you imagine? I would look amazing."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

But that's not what I came here for.

"But that's not what I came here for."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Just follow me to the captain's office.

"Just follow me to the captain's office."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Hey, guys.

"Hey, guys."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

If Pac-Man were a stapler,

"If Pac-Man were a stapler,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

he'd look like a little something like this.

"he'd look like a little something like this."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Okay, so we wanted to talk to you, Captain Stentley...

"Okay, so we wanted to talk to you, Captain Stentley..."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

- Am I in trouble? - No.

"- Am I in trouble? - No."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

You're our boss.

"You're our boss."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Oh, right.

"Oh, right."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Are you in trouble?

"Are you in trouble?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

It's just that the squad feels

"It's just that the squad feels"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

we've been taking advantage of you,

"we've been taking advantage of you,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

and it has to stop.

"and it has to stop."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I returned my yogurt fridge.

"I returned my yogurt fridge."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I gave my treadmill desk back.

"I gave my treadmill desk back."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I took down my desk walls.

"I took down my desk walls."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

And I have agreed to fire

"And I have agreed to fire"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

my assistant's assistant Dana.

"my assistant's assistant Dana."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Dana? Who's Dana?

"Dana? Who's Dana?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I don't understand.

"I don't understand."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I mean, I'm just trying to make you guys happy.

"I mean, I'm just trying to make you guys happy."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Well, if you want to do that,

"Well, if you want to do that,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Make tough choices.

"Make tough choices."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Tell people no sometimes.

"Tell people no sometimes."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Okay, if you think I need to stop doing

"Okay, if you think I need to stop doing"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

whatever you guys want,

"whatever you guys want,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

then I will.

"then I will."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Yeah, that's progress.

"Yeah, that's progress."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

If that's what you guys want.

"If that's what you guys want."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

- I gotta go. - Good talk.

"- I gotta go. - Good talk."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

My door's always open,

"My door's always open,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

except when it's closed.

"except when it's closed."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I can't believe we're fugitives on the lam,

"I can't believe we're fugitives on the lam,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

falsely accused of a crime.

"falsely accused of a crime."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

There's nothing false about it.

"There's nothing false about it."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

We committed several felonies and escaped from jail.

"We committed several felonies and escaped from jail."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Yeah, but we were just doing what we had to do.

"Yeah, but we were just doing what we had to do."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

We're the good guys.

"We're the good guys."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

This is what they all think.

"This is what they all think."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Figgis is in town,

"Figgis is in town,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

and we have no car, no money, no guns;

"and we have no car, no money, no guns;"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

we can't go back to our houses

"we can't go back to our houses"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

because the police are looking for us.

"because the police are looking for us."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

It's time to call the Nine-Nine.

"It's time to call the Nine-Nine."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Nothing, I just think that we can do it alone.

"Nothing, I just think that we can do it alone."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I think we can be honest with each other.

"I think we can be honest with each other."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

All right.

"All right."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The Nine-Nine bailed me out once before

"The Nine-Nine bailed me out once before"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

a man I had put my trust in,

"a man I had put my trust in,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

It's embarrassing.

"It's embarrassing."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I need to clean up my own mess.

"I need to clean up my own mess."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Captain, it's the Nine-Nine.

"Captain, it's the Nine-Nine."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

There's nothing wrong with asking for help

"There's nothing wrong with asking for help"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

from people that care about you.

"from people that care about you."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

This is Sergeant Terry Jeffords.

"This is Sergeant Terry Jeffords."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

and we need 72 hours off to go to Florida.

"and we need 72 hours off to go to Florida."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Now, I can't why...

"Now, I can't why..."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

What?

"What?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The Eight-Six said they would cover for us,

"The Eight-Six said they would cover for us,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

and this very important!

"and this very important!"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

That's enough.

"That's enough."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Someone once told me

"Someone once told me"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

that being a captain means

"that being a captain means"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

telling people no.

"telling people no."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Oh, wait. That was you guys. You guys told me that.

"Oh, wait. That was you guys. You guys told me that."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Anyway, you're right. You can't go.

"Anyway, you're right. You can't go."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Sorry, guys.

"Sorry, guys."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I kinda feel like this is my fault.

"I kinda feel like this is my fault."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Not now, Emily.

"Not now, Emily."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Rosa, anything you want to tell Jake?

"Rosa, anything you want to tell Jake?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I showed up, spooked the kingpin.

"I showed up, spooked the kingpin."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

No, I'm talking about the pile of guns

"No, I'm talking about the pile of guns"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Yep, it'd be weird if you didn't.

"Yep, it'd be weird if you didn't."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

by Taylor Swift's security team,

"by Taylor Swift's security team,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Something has to be done,

"Something has to be done,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I'm doing it for Nikolaj.

"I'm doing it for Nikolaj."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I need the crime stats from last month.

"I need the crime stats from last month."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Fine. One sec.

"Fine. One sec."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Figgis has the marshal,

"Figgis has the marshal,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

We're sitting ducks.

"We're sitting ducks."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Oh, doesn't he?

"Oh, doesn't he?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I'm Tito.

"I'm Tito."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Huh-uh.

"Huh-uh."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Ugh.

"Ugh."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Is something off with you, Marshal Haas?

"Is something off with you, Marshal Haas?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I work here.

"I work here."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Sheriff, I'm going to go get a mop.

"Sheriff, I'm going to go get a mop."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I can't stay mad at you.

"I can't stay mad at you."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Absolutely not.

"Absolutely not."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

or how do you want to do this?

"or how do you want to do this?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Okay, so find something for Tito to do.

"Okay, so find something for Tito to do."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Now we stage a fight;

"Now we stage a fight;"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

That he's four years old,

"That he's four years old,"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Actually I borrowed $3,000

"Actually I borrowed $3,000"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I'm Captain Stentley.

"I'm Captain Stentley."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Call me C.J.

"Call me C.J."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Whoa, hold on.

"Whoa, hold on."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Great news.

"Great news."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

That's it?

"That's it?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Well, the only reason we're killing it

"Well, the only reason we're killing it"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

So...

"So..."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine